I didn't read, write, podcast, blog or otherwise perform this

Title
I didn't read, write, podcast, blog or otherwise perform this

By
J paul

Chorus
Thank you for coming
And giving your life
Breathe in breathe out
We are all here tonight
But note
Any resemblance to persons, countries, or other litigous objects, is
purely coincidental, and even though they may have the same name does
not mean they reference the same object, even though they mostly do, at
least 51% of the named objects reference totally unnamed, unalloacted
and refernece pointers.

Son
My mom and dad fight and yell. They always threaten each other. They
don't like each other very much.

Daughter
I never see them happy together. They hardly smile. And they are angry
all the time.

Mom
He just drives me crazy. He has no common sense. Does he want me to hate
him?

Dad
Does she expect me to read her mind? Why can't she say in plain language
what she wants?

Chorus
Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home
X2
I looked over jordan and what did I see
Coming for to carry me home?
A band of angels coming after me
Coming for to carry me home

Josh
Once upon a time my parents lived in Pasadena, California, home of the
New Year's Rose Bowl Parade, where cars and floats covered in rose
petals compete to celebrate - college football? My dad played football
and surfed, and my mom worked in Vromans book store and volunteered at
World Vision christian outreach till the hypocrisy drove her out. She
met a guy who donated money, who lived in a trailer, who had given up
every luxury to donate more. First he had stopped drinking, then he had
given up smoking.

First LBJ and then Kennedy had been digging bigger and bigger holes in
Vietnam, and suddenly it was my dad's turn to go and dig his own hole.
Possesing sufficient self preservation and self awareness my parents
chose to drive their soft top Fiat Spider north. They went north into
the cold to disappear.
(The plane is coming down. It looks like we are landing in the emerald
city. It is so green.)
They discovered a whole new world beyond the wall of the Stars and
Stripes and decided to stay even after Carter's pardon. They starved,
were unemployed, found jobs, went to school, had two kids, bought a
house, got divorced and found out who they were. They had driven north
and stopped, never to move much further, from were they had first found
a city after crossing the border.

They had pulled themselves out of one place and put themselves into
another. When they came they had no friends. Once they had kids they had
family. They were southern Californians and did not adjust easily to the
locals, nor did they connect with others who had left the States behind.
They did pulled themselves out of their home on their own and one night
put their suitcases in the car, pulled out of their driveway once last
time, and drove the 24 hours to Canada.

They had faced their situation and had changed their lives and had
sacrificed their old lives. They couldn't afford to go, but they
couldn't afford to stay. They lost family, friends and ultimately each
other.

Their courage got them to the border and got them through Canadian
customs.

Chorus
Oh I had horse and his name was bill
And when he ran he couldn't stand still
One day he ran away and also I ran with him

Josh
Imagine looking at a photo of new westminster in 1970 - perhaps a 4x5
with the white border. In New Westminster they see snow, isn't it for
the first time? And they have nothing to eat - while pregnant with me.
Does this explain why I am always starving?

My dad hungry goes from door to door with a shovel trying to earn money.
He is turned away and scolded for taking jobs away from children. I
don't know how he fed his hungry wife.

Chorus
Showers of dollars, showers of dollars we need
Dimes nickles pennies we've all got but showers of dollars we need

Josh
Tell me a story I can remember forever

I live in my father's house
I live in the house of my father's memory
I live in the memory of my father's house

It is my duty
It is my love for him
That I tell his story and the lessons I have learned

A story of stories
For my son and daughter and their children
Perhaps at the right time
They will remember to do right
And they will be saved

My good fortune
Is the effort of my father's spirit to save me
And my bad fortune
Is my evil impulse

is that not the message of our religions?

Chorus
An apple a pear a plum a cherry
Anything at all to makes us all merry
One for peter
Two for paul
Three for him who made us all

Josh
Do you know the story of Sheharazad?

Once upon a time there was a great and powerful king, and everyday he
married a new and beautiful woman and after he had looked at her for 24
hours, and eaten 3 meals with her, and slept with her, he grew bored and
tired of her. So he had her killed and a new wife brought to him.

In his kingdom there lived a beautiful and wise girl named Sheharazad,
and when her family learned that despite their efforts to hide her, the
king would be marrying her the next day. As the king's soldiers took her
away in a beautiful palanquin, her family wept bitterly, ignoring
Sheharazad's pleas to remain calm and to wait for her, no matter how
impossible it might seem. Those words made her family all the more sad
knowing that she would be executed in the morning.

Chorus
All I really need is a song in my heart
Food in my belly and love in my family

Josh
The rise of the gangsters
Everyone is scrambling to give money Hand over fist giving to them
No one can get enough of gangster goods

aspirin and crack
Whiskey and coke
The model t ford
Mississippi cotton
Sheffield coal
Brazilian hardwood floors
Chinese organs
japanese highways
African diamonds
African gold
Arabian oil
Californian strawberries
Filipina nannies
Canadian banks
American beef
Russian oil
German small arms
French missiles

The spirit world
At the bottom is the sun spirit which is ultimately everythings food
But there are many spirits before those that live in people
There are many people spirits
Some are new and some are old
Some new ones are getting bigger
Some old ones are getting smaller
They are all fighting with each other to be the only one of its kind
There are car spirits, oil spirits, french fry spirits, diamond spirits,
and search engine spirits.
Usually spirits can't move
Usually spirits grow on top of lots of smaller spirits
Like the oil spirit

Chorus
I'm not home to take your call
So leave your name and number
I'll be sure to call you back
Or I'm not made of lumber

Josh
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