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Season 1 - draft King panda and the hungry dragons v7
Copyright 2006 jpaul
Goals
Inspire imaginations with fantastic tall tales of adventure and mystery
as picked by consumers
Teach english using In context help like sword in the stone as selected
by teachers and researchers
Teach environmental values using Introductions to real life heros caring
for the planet as selected by media writers and hosts
Chapter 1
One morning king panda was relaxing before a nice fire in his living
room, eating his favorite butter toast and reading the newspaper about
stephen lewis leaving the united nations. The united nations is the
place where all the countries in the world get together to talk. Stephen
lewis was working with countries to help them keep their people alive
and healthy.
The sound of yelling and the banging of pots and pans gets his attention
as the master cook and the captain of guard come bursting in. King panda
hears their dispute and settles it fairly.
Then he heard a thud on the roof of the castle. A thud is a loud noise.
He called his guards and Princess Jeannie and they all went up the to
roof.
Meanwhile - in emperor doodlewood bumps evil lair, emperor bump is
monologuing. A monologue is when one person speaks for a long time.
My Evil Minions (minions are people who have agreed to do what someone
else tells them to do), minions I have a foolproof plan to get the
fluffy Pillow of destruction from Princess Jeannie. Soon I will have
that fluffy pillow of destruction, and then I can complete my massive
and terrible weapon of fluffy destruction so I can control the whole
world.
My evil plan came to me while I was doing some research. I have been
reading naomi cambells, no naomi kleins book loglo, and the plan is to
brand my evil power. So from now on, all our things need to be stamped
with "emperor bump - total global domination - tgd.' We need the acronym
for brand recognition.
Chapter 2
On the roof of the castle they found a balloonist and his balloon. A
balloonist is someone who controls a large flying balloon with a large
basket underneath, just like a pilot who flies a plane.
The balloonist introduced himself - my name dodge roger and I have been
sent here as an ambassador of my country Mercah. (An ambassador is a
special kind of messenger that has special powers to make peace.)
We are under attack by giant flying lizards. We have heard of your
kingdom and your ability to help others. I have brought you this giant
flying lizards egg as a present. Be careful when it hatches and you will
be safe.
King panda asks him how did you get here by yourself?
Dodge says, I didn't. There were 5 of us. But we lost Daryl when we had
to fight the dragons that followed us. Hannah died when her ballon got
hit by lightning and the ballon exploded as we crossed the ocean.
Christopher got blown of course, and Melanie got shot down by ogres,
trolls and goblins.
We all expected to die. No one has ever made it here before. We all
knew what we were getting into, but we had to try. It was either die at
home or die trying to get here.
Will you cross the treacherous ocean and risk your life to help us?
Chapter 3
So after deliberating a while king panda said he could help.
(Deliberating means taking plenty of time to make up your mind to know
which way is best.)
So he took Capt. Koala's regiment (a regiment is a large group of
soldiers), Princess Jeannie and her pillow of destruction, his magician
Noodlehead, plus he asked Neo and his poppa to come and bring his magic
carpet from the human world. He asked Sad Elephant his old advisor to
take care his kingdom while he was gone.
Once Neo and his poppa arrived everyone boarded the tall ships and
sailed for the balloonist's country Mercah.
At first the ocean was calm, but after several days, there was thunder,
and lightning, and rain. Lots and lots of rain.
Chapter 4
The ships rocked back and forth, and unfortunately during the storm,
several of king panda's soldiers was swept off the deck by a giant wave
almost as tall as the ship itself into the ocean never to be seen
again.
Finally, after sailing for several stormy weeks they arrived at the
country of Mercah.
After a weeks travel inland King panda meet the council of Mercah. They
had to meet underground because of an aerial bombardment. An aerial
bombardment is when your enemies are throwing lots of things at you).
But the lizards were stopped from destroying the city by dropping rocks
just in time because king panda's regiment of soldiers made shapes on
the ground to scare them away. The council asked about his plan, and
some of the council members didn't believe him but most agreed after
seeing his prowess.
The word prowess means he is good at what he does, in this case of
stopping the lizards from killing everyone.
So king panda and the people of mercah built a pit and filled it with
food, and that night the flying lizards came and ate the food, and the
soldiers went up into the mountains and hid in the nests waiting for the
lizards to return. And when the flying lizards came back to their nests,
Neo and the flying carpet and a regiment of the balloonists caught the
flying lizards in a giant net, and the soldiers held the lizards while
the magicians tied them up with magic, and then king panda went and
talked to the king of the flying lizards.
The king of the flying lizards didn't want to share and king panda
showed him that they had to share by helping him realize how it felt
when other people hurt you, and that they could work with the people of
mercah, and that the people could feed them if they could bring the
people gold nuggets from the moutains.
Gold nuggests are small rocks of solid gold.
Everybody agreed, and eventually the flying lizards and the people
became friends and flew together hunting for gold nuggets to sell and
trade for food.
And king panda went back to his country with lots of presents.
The end.
Joshua Paul
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