Season 1 - draft King panda and the hungry dragons v5

Season 1 - draft King panda and the hungry dragons v4

Goals
Inspire imaginations with fantastic tall tales of adventure and mystery
as picked by consumers
Teach english using In context help like sword in the stone as selected
by teachers and researchers
Teach environmental values using Introductions to real life heros caring
for the planet as selected by media writers and hosts

Chapter 1
One morning king panda was relaxing before a nice fire in his living
room, eating his favorite butter toast and reading the newspaper about
stephen lewis leaving the united nations. The united nations is the
place where all the countries in the world get together to talk. Stephen
lewis was working with countries to help them keep their people alive
and healthy.

The sound of yelling and the banging of pots and pans gets his attention
as the master cook and the captain of guard came bursting in. King panda
heard the dispute and settled it fairly.

Then he heard a thud on the roof of the castle. A thud is a loud noise.

He called his guards and Princess Jeannie and they all went up the to
roof.

Meanwhile - in emperor doodlewood bumps evil lair, emperor bump is
monologuing. A monologue is when one person speaks for a long time.

Minions, I have an idea to get the fluffy Pillow of destruction from
Princess Jeannie. Soon I will have that pillow, so I can complete my
massive weapon of fluffy destruction so I can rule the world.

I have been doing some research. I have been reading naomi cambells, no
naomi kleins book loglo, and the problem facing my empire is branding.
So from now on, all our things need to be stamped with "emperor bump -
total global domination - tgd.' We need the acronym for brand
recognition.

Chapter 2
On the roof they found a balloonist and his balloon. A balloonist is
someone who controls a large flying balloon with a large basket
underneath, just like a pilot who flies a plane.

The balloonist introduced himself - my name dodge roger and I have been
sent here as an ambassador of my country Mercah. (An ambassador is a
special kind of messenger that has special powers to make peace.)

We are under attack by giant flying lizards. We have heard of your
kingdom and your ability to help others. I have brought you this giant
flying lizards egg as a present. Be careful when it hatches and you will
be safe. Will you cross the treacherous ocean and risk your life to help
us?

Chapter 3
So after deliberating a while king panda said he could help.
(Deliberating means taking plenty of time to make up your mind to know
which way is best.)

So he took a regiment (a regiment is a large group of soldiers),
princess Jeannie and her pillow of destruction, and several of his
magicians, plus he asked Neo and his poppa to come and bring his magic
carpet from the human world.

Once Neo and his poppa arrived everyone boarded the tall ships and
sailed for the balloonist's country Mercah.

At first the ocean was calm, but after several days, there was thunder,
and lightning, and rain. Lots and lots of rain. The ships rocked back
and forth, and unfortunately during the storm, 1 of king panda's
soldiers was swept off the deck by a giant wave almost as tall as the
ship itself into the ocean never to be seen again.

Finally, after sailing for several stormy weeks they arrived at the
country of Mercah.

After a weeks travel inland King panda meet the council of Mercah. They
had to meet underground because of an aerial bombardment. An aerial
bombardment is when your enemies are throwing lots of things at you).
But the lizards were stopped from destroying the city by dropping rocks
just in time because king panda's regiment of soldiers made shapes on
the ground to scare them away. The council asked about his plan, and
some of the council members didn't believe him but most agreed after
seeing his prowess.

The word prowess means he is good at what he does, in this case of
stopping the lizards from killing everyone.

So king panda and the people of mercah built a pit and filled it with
food, and that night the flying lizards came and ate the food, and the
soldiers went up into the mountains and hid in the nests waiting for the
lizards to return. And when the flying lizards came back to their nests,
Neo and the flying carpet and a regiment of the balloonists caught the
flying lizards in a giant net, and the soldiers held the lizards while
the magicians tied them up with magic, and then king panda went and
talked to the king of the flying lizards.

The king of the flying lizards didn't want to share and king panda
showed him that they had to share by helping him realize how it felt
when other people hurt you, and that they could work with the people of
mercah, and that the people could feed them if they could bring the
people gold nuggets from the moutains.

Gold nuggests are small rocks of solid gold.

Everybody agreed, and eventually the flying lizards and the people
became friends and flew together hunting for gold nuggets to sell and
trade for food.

And king panda went back to his country with lots of presents.

The end.

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