Vision of chixulub

I am a keyboard, mouse and monitor cleaning service
I get a contract at a government facility
I have guys that clean the keyboards at a giant telescope
We find out that the scientists have found out that an asteroid is going to hit earth in 80 years
But politicians have pressured them to keep it quiet
Now what?

Going to get neo from cadets

9pm

Driving east on 12th

by kits high school

Jeannie looks up from her math book she brought

To study in the car and says

We are on the wrong side of need

What's that mean I ask

Look around she says

Kids on the high school playing soccer

Nice kits homes

Nice kits cars

These are all wants she continues

By now we are at 12th and Arbutus

She goes on

Sometimes wants overshadow needs so that people forget about their needs

I suggest she write this down. She shakes her head.

And then, alas, I interrupt her

To tell her what she already knows in theory

But give her an example about the republican climate deniers

She knows

What they need is an earth strong enough to support people through disasters 

I was too busy to realize what she had just said until writing this out

But this is it

We don't need to find the exact moment of peak oil or peak water

We need to find the moment at which we no longer have enough oil to sustain us through a disaster 

What disaster?

Sea level rise

We are committed

vitaMIX recipes

The Handsdown - it's that good
2 bags frozen banana strawberry mango pineapple fruit chunks
1 cup apple juice

Grown milk and cookies
1 cup milk
4 shots rye
2 chocolate chip cookies
Dash vanilla
1 tablespoon pancake syrup
1 tablespoon honey
1 cup ice

Jelly belly smothie-flurry
1/2 cup jelly bellies
2 cups frozen strawberry blueberry mix
2 cups ice
Option blend above 1 minute then add 1/4 cup jelly bellies and grind another 20 second for hard chewy

Mango sweet
4 mangos
1 banana
1 cup grapefruit juice
2 cups ice

Rye sours
1 lime
4 lemons
4 shots rye
2 cups ice
1/2 cup white granulated sugar

tropical lemon
6 lemons
125ml simple syrup
1 tray ice

zesty orange
4 oranges
1 spoon orange marmalade
1 lemon
1 tray ice

iced coffee
make coffee with
8 spoons of fine ground coffee
2 cups water
add
4 spoons simple syrup

2 cups milk (or half and half)

freeze in 2 ice trays

apple ice

3 green granny  smith apples - sour and firm

2 spoons frozen lemonade concentrate

1 tray ice

BSY
1 banana
1 cup of strawberries
1/2 cup yogurt
1 tray ice

birthday dream 2014 - 43 years - and you get this

Driving old drive truck poor brakes poor acceleration easy to crash

Call dad - drive to the trucks limitations - it's 60 years old - a wonder it still runs - hit with hammer

On navy base - they know sea cadet base - I am in old shed - Climbing around into the ATIC to get cool looking stuff - each level up gets more precarious - the stuff is all junk - but I find a sleeping bag - someone slept up there in the rafters

I was in school on the field

Teacher says 2nd absence counts as 50% absent

I take off in truck to go to shed

I don't die in truck

I don't die in shed

I am back in field

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summary:

the emperors and the senate couldn't prevent the collapse of the roman empire

age gracefully or not - like every empire for the past 9000 years of agriculture

Take what the universe has provided and run

Thank you Cosmos

Thank you Sun

how to rank cars

Cost per kilometer how much is the car cost how far can drive how much does it cost to drive that far in labor repairs gas and then you get the cost per kilometer

Fresh Ideas #23094

Unintended Consequences #1

Scientists found antibiotics increased weight gain with livestock. Antibiotics now routinely given to animals to promote fast weight gain. Same time North Americans have growing obesity problem.

This is not a problem - it's an opportunity - feed antibiotics to starving people everywhere!

Unintended Consequences #2

To promote recycling of aluminum cans, a deposit system has been implemented.

The result is people are supplementing their income by cruising alleys at night.

up, up and out!

Up and out

Day and night

Awake any hour

Training alone

My cell is my world

Running machine in the floor

Ceiling mounted knife robot 

Ceiling mounted boxing robot
Weight machine in the wall

Autodoc / bed in the wall

Wall mounted food delivery

Ceiling mounted knock out gas or stim gas delivery
Ceiling mounted taser

My cycles are divided into 4 kinda of days

Rest days

Nothing works except food - so I sleep

Healing days

Some times I am conscious when I am disarmed and am aware of my injuries

Sometimes I awake in the autodoc unaware of how exactly I was injured

I wonder if I am clone being animated or a prime being repaired

Sometimes I awake in pain but paralysed for days while the healing is completed

Training days

There are no clocks

And no regular sleep schedule

I am woken randomly to bright white light

The training regimen is displayed in retinavision

I follow along

Too slow and I get the taser

Too poorly and I get the taser

Fight days

The light

Awake 

Not in my cell

In the waiting room outside the arena

the gas

I feel awake and powerful

The noise 

Cheering

The doors open and I fight

A man

5 children

2 women

3 dogs

A bull

I have fought all of them 

What I have learned

I would rather hurt others and let myself be hurt

Then refuse to fight and watch them die

What I learned today

Windows event trigger tasks which creates a new event

Perhaps people watch sports to spot the weakness and cheer defeat? Or victory?
While neo played little rugby.

video explainers i like

i like my own work:
Part II for my children - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBJgAgwbtpQ
part xii here we are now - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFmqMD9KZco
the true store of loneliness - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1VJhYDh-U

other peoples work
- Alan Watts Animated, by South Park Creators http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82OpDZ9tAho
- The Unsettling Truth About Life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dtixs0UhkI
- RSA Animate - First as Tragedy, Then as Farce http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpAMbpQ8J7g
- the credit crisis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx_LWm6_6tA
- The ROI of User Experience with Dr. Susan Weinschenk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O94kYyzqvTc
- Wealth Inequality in America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKKQnijnsM
- Fracking explained: opportunity or danger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uti2niW2BRA
- The Story of Electronics (2010) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW_7i6T_H78
- National Debt- How Much Is A Billion Dollars? Dave Walker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0guhNGPPM
- Limits to Growth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y46hJCaHVQ
- Who Killed Economic Growth? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQqDS9wGsxQ
- 300 Years of FOSSIL FUELS in 300 Seconds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ-J91SwP8w

Stuck in traffic waiting and a green light to turn left and intersection

On either side of me cars pass left and right
I'm stuck
unable to turn
or go forward
or go back
waiting for a break in traffic

and all around me everything is moving like a river
and I am a stone parting the water
parting the traffic around me

You hoo! Over here! - Empreor Doodlewood Bump's Adventure #1 draft

You hoo! Over here! - Empreor Doodlewood Bump's Adventure #1 draft

Reply to: gigs-314002149@craigslist.org

Date: 2007-04-17, 10:49PM PDT

You hoo! Over here!

Draft If you are interested, and have the time to finish a story for next week publication - how much for a 500-1500 story for Performance PC Magazine, with all rights assigned, an episode of the following short stories series: Empreor Doodlewood Bump's Adventures Civilisation Collapse Eschatology Prologue The secret diaries of Noodlehead, the 23rd illuminated and venerable master of the arts of the instant noodle - Improv Noodle Cook Master, Order of the Handlemakers, Rainer of the CogAgni, Utter of RandomAntras, Troubleshooter of Networks, Director of the Center for Healing Human Cognitive Development Inspiration Improvisational Imaginary, and Troubadour of the Eschatalogical Collapse of Civilisation.

These writings chronicle my efforts and a few modest successes in keeping the world as we know it in place and chaos at bay. If you are reading this, then you must have passed many tests and endured many longs years of hard study at the many various and ancient academies, and are no doubt in the old and dusty library of the Center. (Of course you are there, where ever you are, broadcasting, and mechnically and electromagnetically replicating yourselves as near the speed of light as possible.)
I have spent my life troubleshooting in wake of the 7 year old Emperor Doodlewood Bump and the holographic projections of super powerful yet flawed artificial intelligences (that you would likely think of as some form of space ship) from our distant future, that have been upgrading as fast as they can. The following volumes, contain what little I can remember of these events, where in the whole, I was no more and no less than the 3rd good fairy in Sleeping Beauty, that couldn't undo the curse of death, merely mitigates it effects.

Adventure #1 One Saturday afternoon, at the Center, Emperor Bump was sitting at the table reading the paper after doing his Grade 1 math homework, and he was struck with the fact that women earned less than men. He went to pour himself a glass of milk and asked the two AIs Djawawa and Asira "Why is it so?" The robots went into a collage level discussion of the issue and the Emperor of the Known Worlds nods his small black head. "Djawawa and Asira - I have it! I know the root of all evil!" Emperor Bump says. The AIs materialize and morph rapidly through a series of shapes until settling of the brownies from the movie Willow. They talk more in less in unison, but occassionaly argue and interupt each other. "Emperor Bump - but we promised Noodlehead not to change history anymore," explain the accented 6" high buckskin clad hunter gatheres. Emperor Bump nods his head, and folds his seven year arms behind his back. "Yes I see. We mustn't forget about that. So what can we do about the inequality of pay between men and women?" The brownies squirmed. "I know," said one, "we could get rid of all the money!" "No silly that wouldn't work, they'd just go back to using rocks again!" "We could make them all women." "Hey - good - we'd talked about that..." "Silly robots the problems are segregated bathrooms. As long as men and women think of themselves as seperate inequalities will appear." The AIs turn and look at each other, and yell "and that spells fun!" As they begin to turn into tornadoes like hyper active version the tasmanian devil - Bump shouts over the increasing din - "Don't do anything else!" This story is left unfinished.

Noodlehead saves the day etc etc. Here's more info.Noodlehead vs emperor doodlewood bumpCan the Ancient and noble 23rd master of instant noodles stop emperor doodlewood bump's crazy plans from going horribly wrong and destroying the earth? ThemesCivilisationCollapseEschatologyCollapse - 7 generation toxins, environment - our parents haven't been able to kill us in over 2.8 mya, what's make you think they can kill us now? Its each other we have to watch for. Our brothers and sisters have always been responsible for the lions share of our deaths. Its the toxins we have in ourselves. We are intrinsically toxic. We have made dictators and suicide bombes. We have made agent orange and chernobyl. We have trans fats. Farmland depletion and erosion farm outputs are dropping. civilisation - future police we are always on the battlements scanning for barbarians pirates cancers looking their quarter to attack and bring us down back. must be allowed continue flower. only 7500 hundred years old. need more time. spin see ourselves whole. so collect co2 out atmosphere shape it into containers shoot earth from an aimable platform. deposit moon, mars, mercury, in order impart momentum. spins enough that is eternal sunshine. good things grown where grow. Eschatology - the study of extinction. The night doesn't lost forever. Nor does the day. Why did the civilisation on Rapa Nui collapse? What happened to the ancient fertile crescent city of Ur? What led to the fall of Rome? Or Constantinople? Or Athens?

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Randomantra: We are hosts

We are hosts

For parasites 

Of life 

Children

Bacteria

Fungus

We spread life

Life is a signal

A tone

That we propagate

As Carriers

It is our one and only purpose

Spread life

To continue what our very last universal ancestor started 3.5 billion years ago

Remember love others as you are loved

And create more life from the stuff of the universe

Just as the universe has, is created / creating

It, us

paper + metal + tool = heaven

are you a stapler apostle?

consider these fine staffs of wisdom:

Swingline Optima 40 Reduced Effort Stapler, 40 Sheet Capacity, Silver, Orange and Black (S7087840)

PaperPro Prodigy Stapler, Black/Silver

Max USA HD11FLKRD Flat Clinch Light Effort Stapler, 35-Sheet Capacity, Red - VAIMO 11

where can a couple go and get a nice frog and a nice peach?

list of places to buy furniture in vancouver - if you are moving to a new house - in october:

direct liquidation - http://directliquidation.ca

maynard - http://www.maynards.com/liquidations/retail/close-outs-liquidators-warehouse/

pallucci - http://www.palluccifurniture.ca

timeline - http://www.timelinesales.com

surplus sams - http://www.surplussams.ca

redflagdeals - http://www.redflagdeals.com/in/vancouver/deals/c/home-garden/

NROL-65 spy satellite launch

Today at 6pm there is a new spy satellite USA-245. It's part of program KH-11. It has NRO Launch Code 65. Launched from Vandenberg Air Force base using America's largest rocket - the Delta IV Heavy. Cost to launch $435 million. Theoretical ground resolution 15 cm.

More.

Paintings

Museums: the Metropolitan Museum of Art, LACMA, the National Gallery of Art, and theWalters Art Museum, etc. have begun offering high-resolution images for download, but many other museums offer only thumbnail images, watermark their images, prohibit downloading, or simply keep their collections offline.

One hand clapping

Does the tool use the hand or the hand use the tools?
(English bowmen bone spurs)

Did the horse spread the Horde or the Horde spread the horse?

Did the potato spread the people or the people spread the potato?

Are the planet's fossil fuels shaping humans or are humans shaping the planet with fossil fuels?

a painting you want

a hires painting
a huge painting - 10 feet tall by 30 feet wide

but not a painting - a photo

not a photo - a portrait

not a portrait - many portraits

like this - which is from LACMA - "A Street Scene with Knife Grinder and Elegant Couple" by Jacob Duck

dream
- 1 gigapan pan epic
- 1 compatible camera - http://gigapan.com/cms/support/camera-compatibility

this one

chosen from here

after comparing here

using this tool

not this one

and then printed on archival canvas using archival inks

joy

In one life
How many joys or wishes can I have

Can I fall in love
Can I eat enough
Can I beat my opponent
Can I marry my love
Can I see my children grown
Can I see my grandchildren
Can I build a house
Can I make a fortune
Can I win big
Can I be well known and respected 
Can I discover something new
Can I solve an unsolved riddle
Can I be first
Can I be the fastest
Can I go the furthest
Can I go the highest or deepest


For those that want 
Can I be full
can I be loved
Can I be warm
Can I be well
Can I be free
Can I be free of torture
Can I be free from worry and anxiety
Can I rest
Can I sleep
Can I see tomorrow
Can I see another sunrise or sunset 
Can I walk or see or smell or hear
Can I wakeup
Will anyone find me