Sunday, July 29, 2007

Old Man Luedecke Sing A Long

http://radio3.cbc.ca/bands/OLD-MAN-LUEDECKE/
http://www.zunior.com/product_info.php?products_id=470

Saturday, July 28, 2007

It is insane

It is insane
To believe in the fictional account of paul atriedes
More than
The accounts of the christ, the buddha or the prophet

But
The lies of frank herbert
Are the truths of joshua scott paul-smith

I do not deny
I accept my ancestry, and passions

But I do not understand my lust
For empire
For family without end

Saturday, July 21, 2007

I love go karting

I went to f440 in tssawassen with Neo
In the double kart #38
Upto 50 kmh
Drifting and sliding
Is such fun
Sorry I am late

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Song to the tune about vancouver by the bacon song guy who played at the folk fest with the tanyas and geoff berner

The world is dying
And I am crying
because I don't know
What to do

Its not my problem
I didn't do it
Its not because of me
The world is dead

We have to fix it
We all know it
All we have to do
Is just to start

Chorus
We have to make
The factory owners
Drink the water
From their plants

We have to make
The car owners
Breathe the air
From their tail pipes

Our children
They are dying
We are killing them
With our greed

Chorus
We don't need
Any more cars
We don't need
Any more oil
We don't need
Any more people
Oh no
This world has enough for now

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Dream a little dream of me v2

I am dreaming
I am dreaming of being 36 years, caucasian male, 5' 10", 200lbs, married
with 2 kids
I am dreaming of having my own business
I am dreaming about dreaming about business all the time
I dreamed I went to a bni meeting at the terminal city club in vancouver
where the lobby is white marble, the staff are old
I dreamed of a room of people dreaming of making their businesses grow
Like barnacles growing on rocks opening their mouths at eating what ever
swims by
In a small tide pool the ocean has left behind
I feel so small dreaming of making my business bigger
Dreaming of efficiently acquiring capital, labour, and markets
Dreaming of being eaten by others, or eating others
It all seems so meaningless
When compared to the sun
And what it does
And how much it gives
And how little it cares for profit
Or return

Dream a little dream of me

I am dreaming
I am dreaming of being 36 years, caucasian male, 5' 10", 200lbs, married
with 2 kids
I am dreaming of having my own business
I am dreaming about dreaming about business all the time
I dreamed I went to a bni meeting at the terminal city club in vancouver
where the lobby is white marble, the staff are old
I dreamed of a room of people dreaming of making their businesses grow
Like barnacles growing on rocks opening their mouths at eating what ever
swims by

Friday, July 13, 2007

Why do I do it

Why do I do it
Why take jobs that are crazy
Because I take any work
I take any jobs
I don't sell from a catalog
Get what I want
Get customers I want

What jobs don't I want?
Hard drive recovery
Why?
Client stress
Hosting
why?

Thursday, July 12, 2007

I setup my wifes real estate business online in 15 minutes using

I setup my wifes real estate business online in 15 minutes using

Gmail for email and calendar and docs $0
Myfax for fax $13/month
Ubertor for cms $37/month
Netfirms for domain name $10/year

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Jeannie June Loyalty Rewards Shopping and Affiliate Network

The Jeannie June Loyalty Rewards Shopping and Affiliate Network ("Neo
code") brand will use the latest skin for all of our hundreds of stores

Rules:
Brand is same and recognizable
The colour scheme is same
Design is same
Urls will all be different
Products will all be different

Current stores:
Exorex

Confirmed Stores:
The Neo code software store

Future stores:
Pharmacy
Customfine art

Potential stores:
The coffee store
The water filter store

joshua paul, handlemaker
neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
www.neocodesoftware.com

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

djinni djawawa and the salmon

Monica - what do you think my story?

djinni djawawa

Dj: Good morning professor!
Pr: good morning djinni!
Dj: what are you doing today?
Pr: today we are going to help the salmon.
Dj: what are salmon professor?
Pr: salmon are the keepers of the great rivers. They were born in these
rivers hundreds of thousands of years ago, and after they hatch they
swim to the ocean where they hunt shrimp for a couple years, turning
their meat bright red. Then they return to the river they were born,
jump high over rocks upstream to return to where they were born.
Dj: how are the salmon doing professor?
Pr: they are dying. Their children are dying. The rivers for their
babies are being destroyed, and the oceans where they grow big and
strong are being destroyed.
Dj: who is doing this professor?
Pr: we are eating too many of their parents. We are breeding large
numbers of sea lice by farming atlantic salmon. We are using too many
chemicals that are going into the ocean. We are burning too much
gasoline and making the temperature increase.
Dj: what do you wish for professor?
Pr: I wish the salmon were healthy. I wish we ate less salmon.
Dj: then what could you eat?
Pr: I wish we ate 1 or fewer wild salmon per year each, and ate more
yummy organically grown locally produced vegetable protein.

I wish we didn't breed sea lice by fish farming - but we do - so I wish
we didn't farm fish.

I wish the companies which are polluting the ocean and rivers would
start cleaning up. I wish the owners drink the water from their
factories.

I wish the companies which are polluting the air and the ozone would
start cleaning. I wish the owners breathe the air from their factories.

Dj: I have made your dreams come true. In the future the salmon are
healthy. In the future people eat less salmon.
People eat 1 or fewer wild salmon per year each, and eat more yummy
organically grown locally produced vegetable protein.

People don't breed sea lice by fish farming.

The companies which are polluting the ocean and rivers have cleaned up.
The owners drink the water from their factories.

The companies which are polluting the air and the ozone have cleaned up.
The owners breathe the air from their factories.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Titanic - sumbol of modern age

How is and how it is not a fair symbol and summary of where we are,
where we came from, and where we are going

Drink and be merry
We are indestructible
Ignore the warning signs
Full speed ahead
Some of us will survive

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Sweet things are treasures found unexpectedly after travelling far

Sweet things are treasures found unexpectedly after travelling far

Touching your shoulder
Feeling your hair on my arm
Gazing at your profile

You love reading books and wearing glasses

in your future my past self - which is me now - will place into your
hands

The time travellers wife by niffenegger

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

I guess I know the answer

I guess I know the answer
To the question
If you don't like getting what you are getting why do you keep doing the
same thing?

Because I am scared of change
But
I want to make what I want to make
I want to produce software and find publishers

What frustrates me is my expectations

What's depressing is realizing
- project checks and balances aren't strong enough
- good network is hard to find
- I have not figured out the 5 day 8 hours job yet, let alone 4 days per
week
- need to formalize schedule more and be disciplined about it
- I want to resell other developers teams, handle the prospecting,
sales, design and billing (software broker franc concept)

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Episode

story, song, picture, history
Recipe compete
Cook compete
Farm compete
Seed compete


Strawberry
Corn

Tomato
Soybeans

Rice
Wheat

Saturday, June 30, 2007

João Fernandes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo%C3%A3o_Fernandes_Lavrador

Your mission regarding internet marketing should you choose to accept it

Your mission regarding internet marketing should you choose to accept
it

I want a series of analyst briefs that I will present at the business
networking events
And pass out handouts

I want 5 slides with 3 points per slide
Current situation
Oppurtunity
Options
Pros
Cons
Conclusion

Examples
Enewsletters
Adwords
Directories
Direct mail
Ecommerce

joshua paul, handlemaker
neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
www.neocodesoftware.com

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

What's wrong with the world and what we do about it video mag

What's wrong with the world and what we do about it video mag
Wwwtwawwdaivm

Episode formula
5m Book - Story rehearsing all age groups for change
10m Ecology / anthropologist - plant and animal children are
disappearing
5m Joyful singing
5m Arts and crafts time
10m Business networking and outsourcing and capitalism
5m Begborrowbuy segment
5m Cooking competition -the answer is moot I always win because I
compete against fastfood chains


Agent
Programmer
Prophet
Navigator

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Vision digital posters

Vision digital posters = marketing strategy

0. Imagine all the medical conferences out there
A. How many have demand now?
If so provide sign up form with billing options
B. How many have demand in 1 to 3 mos? 4 to 6? 7 to 12?
If so provide sign up form for webinar, or newsletter, or free account,
or 1 on 1 demo
C. How many have no demand but are just curious and want to learn more?
If so provide online product training with incentive

1. I imagine we have days a week of appmt setting
To do this
A. Is anita gone? Her status

B. Need 5 days = 5 people? 5 lists?
I. Prep it
How do they compete?
Prospect solutions
Leadgener8
Salebuild
Mike koombes
Bill d. / j. Paul / moneyworks

C. Where is the list?
In maximizer
In 5 seperate databases
For 5 people
To review their progress

2. To support weekly calling, need monthly mailing
Always with webinar invite
i. Webinar = powerpoint
ii. Invite
iii. List
iv. Hand envelope
v. Hand envelope and sticky
vi. Hand envelope and sticky and letter
A. Month 1 - digital posters story
B. Month 2 - digital posters benefits
C. Month 3 - digital posters features
D. Month 4 - digital posters offer / value
E. Month 5 - dp contract
F. Month 6 - dp execution plan and timeline
G. Month 7 - complete package


joshua paul, handlemaker
neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
www.neocodesoftware.com

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Upside down and inside out - ct day 4

Upside down and inside out
I am

My stomach burns like ice
The top of my head and around my eyes feel bigger than my body
My ears are filled with the distant noise of traffic that isn't there
My heart is beating hard and heavy
And my eyes are sad and want to cry

Sleep does not want me tonight

I have been empty
Chasing fullness

Instead of being full
And sharing everything I have

So where is the truth now?

In my fear of being myself

But who will buy me?
What shall I eat?
What shall I give my family?

My first thought is of the wordless wonders
I want to give them
Then I want to give Neo code quotas
And set expectations for myself and others

And are things different? Are things changed? Or always they always the
same?

What have I learned?
I want to give myself peace.

I was reminded to listen and care, and put others needs first, and that
the more you give the more you get.

For managed services plans I want to give companies 5 to 25 with
revenues of $5e6 a free cleaning while I make a presentation, and a
keyboard, a mouse and a mouse pad as a thank you.

For fm hosting I want to give fsa members hosting. Please send me your
files. I can give that message by invitation and flyer and website.

For custom development I want to give companies with 50+ employees and
$5+e6 a custom accounting, sales or hr report they need. I can give that
message by phone.

For b2c ecommerce I want to give homeopathic doctors free stores. I can
give that message by flyer.

For b2b ecommerce I want to give manufacturers with $10e6 free stores. I
can give that message by flyer and email and letter.

For digital posters I want to give medical associations with 200+
posters free digital posters. I can give that message by phone.

For myself I want to give a wordless wonder randomantra (with an
intermission) to an audience. I can give that message by projector, and
laptop, and car in parking lots.

For myself I want to give performances of out of the past collapse, with
cooking, and karaoke, and a mystery.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Ct day 3

Marketing =
Bandits signs = make them and hire again to do it
Posters = get the poster guys
Letters
Yellow pages