Monday, October 28, 2013

up, up and out!

Up and out

Day and night
Awake any hour
Training alone
My cell is my world
Running machine in the floor
Ceiling mounted knife robot 
Ceiling mounted boxing robot
Weight machine in the wall
Autodoc / bed in the wall
Wall mounted food delivery
Ceiling mounted knock out gas or stim gas delivery
Ceiling mounted taser

My cycles are divided into 4 kinda of days

Rest days
Nothing works except food - so I sleep

Healing days
Some times I am conscious when I am disarmed and am aware of my injuries
Sometimes I awake in the autodoc unaware of how exactly I was injured
I wonder if I am clone being animated or a prime being repaired
Sometimes I awake in pain but paralysed for days while the healing is completed

Training days
There are no clocks
And no regular sleep schedule
I am woken randomly to bright white light
The training regimen is displayed in retinavision
I follow along
Too slow and I get the taser
Too poorly and I get the taser

Fight days
The light
Awake 
Not in my cell
In the waiting room outside the arena
the gas
I feel awake and powerful
The noise 
Cheering
The doors open and I fight
A man
5 children
2 women
3 dogs
A bull
I have fought all of them 

What I have learned
I would rather hurt others and let myself be hurt
Then refuse to fight and watch them die

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

What I learned today

Windows event trigger tasks which creates a new event

Perhaps people watch sports to spot the weakness and cheer defeat? Or victory?
While neo played little rugby.

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

video explainers i like

i like my own work:
Part II for my children - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBJgAgwbtpQ
part xii here we are now - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFmqMD9KZco
the true store of loneliness - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1VJhYDh-U

other peoples work
- Alan Watts Animated, by South Park Creators http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82OpDZ9tAho
- The Unsettling Truth About Life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dtixs0UhkI
- RSA Animate - First as Tragedy, Then as Farce http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpAMbpQ8J7g
- the credit crisis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx_LWm6_6tA
- The ROI of User Experience with Dr. Susan Weinschenk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O94kYyzqvTc
- Wealth Inequality in America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKKQnijnsM
- Fracking explained: opportunity or danger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uti2niW2BRA
- The Story of Electronics (2010) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW_7i6T_H78
- National Debt- How Much Is A Billion Dollars? Dave Walker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0guhNGPPM
- Limits to Growth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y46hJCaHVQ
- Who Killed Economic Growth? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQqDS9wGsxQ
- 300 Years of FOSSIL FUELS in 300 Seconds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ-J91SwP8w

Stuck in traffic waiting and a green light to turn left and intersection


On either side of me cars pass left and right
I'm stuck
unable to turn
or go forward
or go back
waiting for a break in traffic

and all around me everything is moving like a river
and I am a stone parting the water
parting the traffic around me

Tuesday, October 08, 2013

You hoo! Over here! - Empreor Doodlewood Bump's Adventure #1 draft


You hoo! Over here! - Empreor Doodlewood Bump's Adventure #1 draft
Date: 2007-04-17, 10:49PM PDT
You hoo! Over here!
Draft If you are interested, and have the time to finish a story for next week publication - how much for a 500-1500 story for Performance PC Magazine, with all rights assigned, an episode of the following short stories series: Empreor Doodlewood Bump's Adventures Civilisation Collapse Eschatology Prologue The secret diaries of Noodlehead, the 23rd illuminated and venerable master of the arts of the instant noodle - Improv Noodle Cook Master, Order of the Handlemakers, Rainer of the CogAgni, Utter of RandomAntras, Troubleshooter of Networks, Director of the Center for Healing Human Cognitive Development Inspiration Improvisational Imaginary, and Troubadour of the Eschatalogical Collapse of Civilisation.
These writings chronicle my efforts and a few modest successes in keeping the world as we know it in place and chaos at bay. If you are reading this, then you must have passed many tests and endured many longs years of hard study at the many various and ancient academies, and are no doubt in the old and dusty library of the Center. (Of course you are there, where ever you are, broadcasting, and mechnically and electromagnetically replicating yourselves as near the speed of light as possible.)
I have spent my life troubleshooting in wake of the 7 year old Emperor Doodlewood Bump and the holographic projections of super powerful yet flawed artificial intelligences (that you would likely think of as some form of space ship) from our distant future, that have been upgrading as fast as they can. The following volumes, contain what little I can remember of these events, where in the whole, I was no more and no less than the 3rd good fairy in Sleeping Beauty, that couldn't undo the curse of death, merely mitigates it effects.

Adventure #1 One Saturday afternoon, at the Center, Emperor Bump was sitting at the table reading the paper after doing his Grade 1 math homework, and he was struck with the fact that women earned less than men. He went to pour himself a glass of milk and asked the two AIs Djawawa and Asira "Why is it so?" The robots went into a collage level discussion of the issue and the Emperor of the Known Worlds nods his small black head. "Djawawa and Asira - I have it! I know the root of all evil!" Emperor Bump says. The AIs materialize and morph rapidly through a series of shapes until settling of the brownies from the movie Willow. They talk more in less in unison, but occassionaly argue and interupt each other. "Emperor Bump - but we promised Noodlehead not to change history anymore," explain the accented 6" high buckskin clad hunter gatheres. Emperor Bump nods his head, and folds his seven year arms behind his back. "Yes I see. We mustn't forget about that. So what can we do about the inequality of pay between men and women?" The brownies squirmed. "I know," said one, "we could get rid of all the money!" "No silly that wouldn't work, they'd just go back to using rocks again!" "We could make them all women." "Hey - good - we'd talked about that..." "Silly robots the problems are segregated bathrooms. As long as men and women think of themselves as seperate inequalities will appear." The AIs turn and look at each other, and yell "and that spells fun!" As they begin to turn into tornadoes like hyper active version the tasmanian devil - Bump shouts over the increasing din - "Don't do anything else!" This story is left unfinished.

Noodlehead saves the day etc etc. Here's more info.Noodlehead vs emperor doodlewood bumpCan the Ancient and noble 23rd master of instant noodles stop emperor doodlewood bump's crazy plans from going horribly wrong and destroying the earth? ThemesCivilisationCollapseEschatologyCollapse - 7 generation toxins, environment - our parents haven't been able to kill us in over 2.8 mya, what's make you think they can kill us now? Its each other we have to watch for. Our brothers and sisters have always been responsible for the lions share of our deaths. Its the toxins we have in ourselves. We are intrinsically toxic. We have made dictators and suicide bombes. We have made agent orange and chernobyl. We have trans fats. Farmland depletion and erosion farm outputs are dropping. civilisation - future police we are always on the battlements scanning for barbarians pirates cancers looking their quarter to attack and bring us down back. must be allowed continue flower. only 7500 hundred years old. need more time. spin see ourselves whole. so collect co2 out atmosphere shape it into containers shoot earth from an aimable platform. deposit moon, mars, mercury, in order impart momentum. spins enough that is eternal sunshine. good things grown where grow. Eschatology - the study of extinction. The night doesn't lost forever. Nor does the day. Why did the civilisation on Rapa Nui collapse? What happened to the ancient fertile crescent city of Ur? What led to the fall of Rome? Or Constantinople? Or Athens?

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Randomantra: We are hosts


We are hosts
For parasites 
Of life 

Children
Bacteria
Fungus

We spread life

Life is a signal
A tone
That we propagate
As Carriers

It is our one and only purpose
Spread life

To continue what our very last universal ancestor started 3.5 billion years ago

Remember love others as you are loved

And create more life from the stuff of the universe

Just as the universe has, is created / creating

It, us

Friday, October 04, 2013

paper + metal + tool = heaven

are you a stapler apostle?

consider these fine staffs of wisdom:


Swingline Optima 40 Reduced Effort Stapler, 40 Sheet Capacity, Silver, Orange and Black (S7087840)

PaperPro Prodigy Stapler, Black/Silver

Max USA HD11FLKRD Flat Clinch Light Effort Stapler, 35-Sheet Capacity, Red - VAIMO 11




Thursday, September 26, 2013

where can a couple go and get a nice frog and a nice peach?

list of places to buy furniture in vancouver - if you are moving to a new house - in october:

direct liquidation - http://directliquidation.ca

maynard - http://www.maynards.com/liquidations/retail/close-outs-liquidators-warehouse/

pallucci - http://www.palluccifurniture.ca

timeline - http://www.timelinesales.com

surplus sams - http://www.surplussams.ca

redflagdeals - http://www.redflagdeals.com/in/vancouver/deals/c/home-garden/

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

NROL-65 spy satellite launch


Today at 6pm there is a new spy satellite USA-245. It's part of program KH-11. It has NRO Launch Code 65. Launched from Vandenberg Air Force base using America's largest rocket - the Delta IV Heavy. Cost to launch $435 million. Theoretical ground resolution 15 cm.

More.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Paintings

Museums: the Metropolitan Museum of ArtLACMA, the National Gallery of Art, and theWalters Art Museum, etc. have begun offering high-resolution images for download, but many other museums offer only thumbnail images, watermark their images, prohibit downloading, or simply keep their collections offline.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

One hand clapping


Does the tool use the hand or the hand use the tools?
(English bowmen bone spurs)

Did the horse spread the Horde or the Horde spread the horse?

Did the potato spread the people or the people spread the potato?

Are the planet's fossil fuels shaping humans or are humans shaping the planet with fossil fuels?

Saturday, January 26, 2013

a painting you want

a hires painting
a huge painting - 10 feet tall by 30 feet wide

but not a painting - a photo

not a photo - a portrait

not a portrait - many portraits

like this - which is from LACMA - "A Street Scene with Knife Grinder and Elegant Couple" by Jacob Duck

dream
- 1 gigapan pan epic
- 1 compatible camera - http://gigapan.com/cms/support/camera-compatibility

this one

chosen from here

after comparing here

using this tool

not this one

and then printed on archival canvas using archival inks

Thursday, January 17, 2013

joy


In one life
How many joys or wishes can I have

Can I fall in love
Can I eat enough
Can I beat my opponent
Can I marry my love
Can I see my children grown
Can I see my grandchildren
Can I build a house
Can I make a fortune
Can I win big
Can I be well known and respected 
Can I discover something new
Can I solve an unsolved riddle
Can I be first
Can I be the fastest
Can I go the furthest
Can I go the highest or deepest


For those that want 
Can I be full
can I be loved
Can I be warm
Can I be well
Can I be free
Can I be free of torture
Can I be free from worry and anxiety
Can I rest
Can I sleep
Can I see tomorrow
Can I see another sunrise or sunset 
Can I walk or see or smell or hear
Can I wakeup
Will anyone find me

Friday, December 28, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin


The king has no queen
The king has no heir
The king is seeking a queen
A father betrays his daughter
His daughter has the power of transmutation 
Was the fathers life threatened so he offered his daughter instead?
Willing or not she is brought before the king
Transmute or your father shall die
The king knows all too well how to get his way
Why does the king care whether she can perform or not?
He seeks a wife to bring an heir.
He has made a bargain with the father that must be fulfilled.
Perhaps it is true - what a wife she would make if could transmute.
He prepares to arrest her father.
She is taken to her quarters - luxurious but still a prison - and shown the material to transmute.
Once alone she cries since she knows she can't transmute and her father will die, and then she will have no family and she will homeless.
From out of nowhere a stranger appears.
The stranger offers to help if she is willing to make a trade.
She agrees. She will do anything.
The stranger proposes to do the transmutation in exchange for a piece of her personal property like a shoe, or a book or pencil.
She agrees and falls asleep before she can see the stranger work.
The king is stunned.
Why doesn't he marry her now? Why make her perform again?
He doesn't trust her.
He doesn't trust she will transmute after marriage.
He wants to see what she did.
He summons her and tells her she must perform again.
That test was too easy - the quantity was too small.
Now the king has no intention of arresting her father.
However he intends to keep his daughter.
He has her moved to larger more luxurious quarters and supplies her with more raw material.
This time he doubles the guard and has spies watching and listening.
The girl does not weep but is worried when she sees that the guard has been doubled.
But she has nothing to fear.
Around midnight there is a wind in the room and all the candles are blown out and the stranger is holding her and whispering in her ear.
This time she must trade one of her intimate personal property like her ring, her ear ring or necklace.
She quickly agrees and bites her tongue to avoid falling asleep but it is no use.
The king is relieved that she was successful - he is falling in love.
However when he finds out all his spies saw nothing he is angry he has been tricked and demands she transmute again.
At this point she has an idea about her value to the king and offers to make a trade with him.
She offers to transmute one more time if he agrees to marry her.
He has many emotions but since he wanted to marry her anyway he accepts.
However he wants some small revenge on her for trapping him.
Also he want his spies to find out how she is transmuting.
So he has her taken the largest and most opulent bedroom - his own.
He has it filled with raw material and goes to sleep down the hall.
Triple the guards are posted and double the spies are deployed.
With more confidence than ever before she enters her new quarters.
She sits and waits. She isn't worried.
The stranger will come.
An hour goes by.
And then another.
Now she is nervous.
And then another.
What if the stranger doesn't come.
And then she can see a sliver of the morning sun.
Now she is sobbing - she knows her father is a dead man.
And then she stops.
She will face her destiny - if she has to watch her father die so be it.
She is thrown to the floor.
The whole palace is shaking and she can't see anything.
The stranger is there, next to her on the floor.
Give me your first born and I will transmute.
Without hesitating she agrees.
Within several months they are married.
Within a few more she is pregnant.
A letter on her night table in her private apartment - only two words - first born.
She summons her personal guards and swears them to secrecy.
Her baby born she is in the nursery, her guard waiting outside.
The stranger is there when she turns around and demands the child.
She bargains with the stranger what can I do to keep my child.
The stranger tells her she would need to guess his name.
The queen sends her soldiers everywhere.
One of her soldiers find the stranger singing a victory song.
The stranger returns - did you find my name?
The queen sings rumpstiltkin.
And with that the stranger turns into a cloud of smoke and disappears.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Lost or power or control


Happy thought
What's my happy thought
I wanted to be a father

Peter Pan
From movie Hook

So many ways people try to control you
- school
- games / sports / stories
- achievement
- acquisition / collecting
- fear of not growing, selling
- cities are tornados of distraction
- celebrity

My happy thought:

I would invent something amazing and useful that everyone would use to make the world better

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Value price eroded to utility price by supply and demand


New movie is rare and unique
Old move is commodity

Be unique
Be rare
Be value

Saturday, December 08, 2012

What was I doing?


I was looking to buy something.
I wanted something new.
(The Keurig K-cup disposable single use coffee maker.)

Why?
To feel better

Why would buying feel better?
Because my life in someone would be better than before.
Because I would have something new.
Because I would have something to look forward to.

Then I thought - me too.
I want to make something new.
I want to make something that people are excited to buy.
I want to make something that people are looking forward to buying.
I was filled with passion.

And then I remembered listening to a documentary on the radio.
The documentary interviewed a scientist who said that differentiated us from animals was cumulative cultural evolution.

Which is what?
It is another way of saying we are not satisfied and want something better.

How?
I am not content to follow the ways of tent dwelling parents I will build a house. I am not content to hunt sheep, I will domesticate them.

Why?

Pay offs. Competitive advantage - more breeding.

Examples
Christianity and atheism
Innocent until proven guilty and the jury

Property rights and the corporation
Welfare and Medicare

All example of cumulative cultural evolution

And? So what?

Civ fail?
Profit?
Why software must update.
Why hardware must rev.
Why cars have years.
Why tv shows have seasons.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Will the IRS claim FBAR penalties to first dual citizen filers?

http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=250788,00.html

6.  Possible penalties for failure to file FBAR


Taxpayer had a legitimate purpose for maintaining the foreign accounts, there were no indications of efforts taken to intentionally conceal the reporting of income or assets, and no tax was due.  Taxpayer’s explanation for why he failed to timely file an FBAR appears reasonable in view of the facts and circumstances of the case.  Since the IRS determined that the FBAR violation was due to reasonable cause, no FBAR penalty will be asserted.




However


http://www.taxpayeradvocate.irs.gov/userfiles/file/2011_ARC_MSP%2012.pdf


page 227:



While the IRS-released fact sheet is helpful, it has not been vetted like changes to the IRM or items published in the Internal Revenue Bulletin, and the IRS would be the first to point out that taxpayers generally cannot rely on fact sheets and press releases. 


What else do I need to know?


http://renounceuscitizenship.wordpress.com/2011/12/18/update-on-the-irs-fs-for-u-s-citizens-and-dual-citizens-living-outside-the-united-states-no-additional-relief-for-canadians/#more-714


Ms. Sereti is the chief architect and is in charge of the Offshore Voluntary Disclosure Initiative (OVDI).



  • Penalty abatement for Canadian residents participating in the OVDI is available only if the taxpayer “opts out” of the program and successfully argues that he had “reasonable cause” for failing to file the returns.
  • The IRS is aware of the problems caused by including registered retirement savings plans (RRSPs) in the OVDI penalty computation.
  • The IRS is on the lookout for taxpayers who attempt to bring their unfiled returns current by using “quiet disclosure” and those who attempt to resolve their filing obligations in this way will face harsh penalties.”

As an american by birth living in a foreign country, how many documents do i have file to the IRS?

http://www.crevelingandcreveling.com/blog-list/104-for-american-expats-us-tax-form-checklist.html

  1. Form 8938 (New)—Statement of Foreign Financial Assets. This is a new tax form that is required for some U.S. citizens who are foreign residents. U.S. expats need to file Form 8938 for tax year 2011 if their filing status is Single, Head of Household, or Married Filing Separately, and they had more than $200,000 in aggregate foreign assets on the last day of the year or $300,000 at any time during the year. For U.S. expats who file Married Filing Jointly, the threshold limits for filing are higher―you need to file Form 8938 if you have aggregate foreign assets of $400,000 on the last day of the year or $600,000 at any time during the year. For more information on Form 8938, see "Some Good News for U.S. Expats on FATCA and Form 8938."
  2. Form 8621—Information Return for Passive Foreign Investment Company (PFIC). If you own shares in a Passive Foreign Investment Company (such as a foreign-domiciled mutual fund, offshore investment scheme, or resident country tax-deferred fund), you're required to file Form 8621 for each PFIC in years that you have a realized gain or distribution for that fund. However, it can also be advantageous to you to file this form annually. That way you can elect the method that you'd like used to calculate tax on your PFIC income. If instead you wait to file Form 8621 until you have realized gains or distributions, you'll have to accept the IRS's punitive default method of calculating tax on your investment return.
  3. Form 2555—Foreign Earned Income. If you qualify, you may be able to exclude foreign earned (salary) income of up to $92,900 for 2011, as well as potentially exclude or deduct housing costs using this form.
  4. Form 1116—Foreign Tax Credit. If you've paid foreign taxes on foreign income (either from your salary or investments) and you haven't otherwise excluded the income from your U.S. taxes, you may be able to take a credit against any U.S. taxes owed by filing this form.
  5. Form 5471—Information Return of U.S. Person with Respect to Certain Foreign Corporations. If you're a shareholder of a Controlled Foreign Corporation (CDC), you must file this form. A foreign corporation is generally classified as a CDC if you own 10% of the shares or control 10% of the voting rights. American expats who own foreign registered businesses or significant stakes in restaurants, bars, or other companies may need to file this form.
  6. Form 926—Return of a U.S. Transferor of Property to a Foreign Corporation.Generally, you'll be required to file this form in the year you transfer cash, assets, or property (tangible or intangible) to a foreign corporation. U.S. citizens either just setting up and providing initial capital to a foreign business or injecting fresh capital/new assets to an existing business may need to file this form.
  7. Form 8865—Information Return of U.S. Persons with Respect to Certain Foreign Partnerships. If you're a partner in a foreign partnership with five or fewer U.S. partners who each own 10% or more interest and in aggregate have more than 50% of the partnership, you may need to file this form to report income and transactions between you and the partnership.
  8. Form 3520—Annual Return to Report Transactions with Foreign Trusts and Receipt of Certain Foreign Gifts. This form is used to report transactions you may have with foreign trusts, as well as if you receive large gifts from foreign persons (greater than USD 100,000), or corporations or partnerships (greater than USD 14,375 for 2011).
  9. Form 3520A—Information Return of Foreign Trust with a U.S. Owner. If you own a foreign trust you need to file this form to provide information about the trust, its U.S. beneficiaries, and anyone who's treated as an owner of any portion of the trust.
  10. Form TD F 90-22.1 Report of Foreign Bank and Financial Accounts (FBAR). If you own or have authority over a foreign financial account, including a bank account, brokerage account, mutual fund, unit trust, or other types of financial accounts, and the aggregate value of all foreign financial accounts is over USD 10,000 at any time during year, you're required to report the account each year to the Department of the Treasury. Please note that this form is still required even with the introduction of Form 8938 described above.

if i have never filed us taxes, how many years should i file?

http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=250788,00.html

1.  U.S. income tax return filing requirement


Generally, you only need to file returns going back six years.