Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Going to get neo from cadets

9pm
Driving east on 12th
by kits high school

Jeannie looks up from her math book she brought
To study in the car and says

We are on the wrong side of need

What's that mean I ask

Look around she says

Kids on the high school playing soccer
Nice kits homes
Nice kits cars

These are all wants she continues

By now we are at 12th and Arbutus

She goes on

Sometimes wants overshadow needs so that people forget about their needs

I suggest she write this down. She shakes her head.

And then, alas, I interrupt her
To tell her what she already knows in theory
But give her an example about the republican climate deniers

She knows

What they need is an earth strong enough to support people through disasters 

I was too busy to realize what she had just said until writing this out

But this is it

We don't need to find the exact moment of peak oil or peak water

We need to find the moment at which we no longer have enough oil to sustain us through a disaster 

What disaster?

Sea level rise


We are committed

Sunday, April 27, 2014

vitaMIX recipes

The Handsdown - it's that good
2 bags frozen banana strawberry mango pineapple fruit chunks
1 cup apple juice

Grown milk and cookies
1 cup milk
4 shots rye
2 chocolate chip cookies
Dash vanilla
1 tablespoon pancake syrup
1 tablespoon honey
1 cup ice

Jelly belly smothie-flurry
1/2 cup jelly bellies
2 cups frozen strawberry blueberry mix
2 cups ice
Option blend above 1 minute then add 1/4 cup jelly bellies and grind another 20 second for hard chewy

Mango sweet
4 mangos
1 banana
1 cup grapefruit juice
2 cups ice

Rye sours
1 lime
4 lemons
4 shots rye
2 cups ice
1/2 cup white granulated sugar

tropical lemon
6 lemons
125ml simple syrup
1 tray ice

zesty orange
4 oranges
1 spoon orange marmalade
1 lemon
1 tray ice

iced coffee
make coffee with
8 spoons of fine ground coffee
2 cups water
add
4 spoons simple syrup
2 cups milk (or half and half)
freeze in 2 ice trays

apple ice
3 green granny  smith apples - sour and firm
2 spoons frozen lemonade concentrate
1 tray ice

BSY
1 banana
1 cup of strawberries
1/2 cup yogurt
1 tray ice

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

birthday dream 2014 - 43 years - and you get this

Driving old drive truck poor brakes poor acceleration easy to crash

Call dad - drive to the trucks limitations - it's 60 years old - a wonder it still runs - hit with hammer

On navy base - they know sea cadet base - I am in old shed - Climbing around into the ATIC to get cool looking stuff - each level up gets more precarious - the stuff is all junk - but I find a sleeping bag - someone slept up there in the rafters

I was in school on the field
Teacher says 2nd absence counts as 50% absent
I take off in truck to go to shed
I don't die in truck
I don't die in shed
I am back in field

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summary:

the emperors and the senate couldn't prevent the collapse of the roman empire
age gracefully or not - like every empire for the past 9000 years of agriculture

Monday, March 17, 2014

Take what the universe has provided and run

Thank you Cosmos
Thank you Sun

how to rank cars

Cost per kilometer how much is the car cost how far can drive how much does it cost to drive that far in labor repairs gas and then you get the cost per kilometer

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Fresh Ideas #23094

Unintended Consequences #1

Scientists found antibiotics increased weight gain with livestock. Antibiotics now routinely given to animals to promote fast weight gain. Same time North Americans have growing obesity problem.

This is not a problem - it's an opportunity - feed antibiotics to starving people everywhere!

Unintended Consequences #2

To promote recycling of aluminum cans, a deposit system has been implemented.

The result is people are supplementing their income by cruising alleys at night.

Monday, October 28, 2013

up, up and out!

Up and out

Day and night
Awake any hour
Training alone
My cell is my world
Running machine in the floor
Ceiling mounted knife robot 
Ceiling mounted boxing robot
Weight machine in the wall
Autodoc / bed in the wall
Wall mounted food delivery
Ceiling mounted knock out gas or stim gas delivery
Ceiling mounted taser

My cycles are divided into 4 kinda of days

Rest days
Nothing works except food - so I sleep

Healing days
Some times I am conscious when I am disarmed and am aware of my injuries
Sometimes I awake in the autodoc unaware of how exactly I was injured
I wonder if I am clone being animated or a prime being repaired
Sometimes I awake in pain but paralysed for days while the healing is completed

Training days
There are no clocks
And no regular sleep schedule
I am woken randomly to bright white light
The training regimen is displayed in retinavision
I follow along
Too slow and I get the taser
Too poorly and I get the taser

Fight days
The light
Awake 
Not in my cell
In the waiting room outside the arena
the gas
I feel awake and powerful
The noise 
Cheering
The doors open and I fight
A man
5 children
2 women
3 dogs
A bull
I have fought all of them 

What I have learned
I would rather hurt others and let myself be hurt
Then refuse to fight and watch them die

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

What I learned today

Windows event trigger tasks which creates a new event

Perhaps people watch sports to spot the weakness and cheer defeat? Or victory?
While neo played little rugby.

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

video explainers i like

i like my own work:
Part II for my children - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBJgAgwbtpQ
part xii here we are now - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFmqMD9KZco
the true store of loneliness - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1VJhYDh-U

other peoples work
- Alan Watts Animated, by South Park Creators http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82OpDZ9tAho
- The Unsettling Truth About Life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dtixs0UhkI
- RSA Animate - First as Tragedy, Then as Farce http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpAMbpQ8J7g
- the credit crisis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx_LWm6_6tA
- The ROI of User Experience with Dr. Susan Weinschenk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O94kYyzqvTc
- Wealth Inequality in America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKKQnijnsM
- Fracking explained: opportunity or danger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uti2niW2BRA
- The Story of Electronics (2010) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW_7i6T_H78
- National Debt- How Much Is A Billion Dollars? Dave Walker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0guhNGPPM
- Limits to Growth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y46hJCaHVQ
- Who Killed Economic Growth? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQqDS9wGsxQ
- 300 Years of FOSSIL FUELS in 300 Seconds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ-J91SwP8w

Stuck in traffic waiting and a green light to turn left and intersection


On either side of me cars pass left and right
I'm stuck
unable to turn
or go forward
or go back
waiting for a break in traffic

and all around me everything is moving like a river
and I am a stone parting the water
parting the traffic around me

Tuesday, October 08, 2013

You hoo! Over here! - Empreor Doodlewood Bump's Adventure #1 draft


You hoo! Over here! - Empreor Doodlewood Bump's Adventure #1 draft
Date: 2007-04-17, 10:49PM PDT
You hoo! Over here!
Draft If you are interested, and have the time to finish a story for next week publication - how much for a 500-1500 story for Performance PC Magazine, with all rights assigned, an episode of the following short stories series: Empreor Doodlewood Bump's Adventures Civilisation Collapse Eschatology Prologue The secret diaries of Noodlehead, the 23rd illuminated and venerable master of the arts of the instant noodle - Improv Noodle Cook Master, Order of the Handlemakers, Rainer of the CogAgni, Utter of RandomAntras, Troubleshooter of Networks, Director of the Center for Healing Human Cognitive Development Inspiration Improvisational Imaginary, and Troubadour of the Eschatalogical Collapse of Civilisation.
These writings chronicle my efforts and a few modest successes in keeping the world as we know it in place and chaos at bay. If you are reading this, then you must have passed many tests and endured many longs years of hard study at the many various and ancient academies, and are no doubt in the old and dusty library of the Center. (Of course you are there, where ever you are, broadcasting, and mechnically and electromagnetically replicating yourselves as near the speed of light as possible.)
I have spent my life troubleshooting in wake of the 7 year old Emperor Doodlewood Bump and the holographic projections of super powerful yet flawed artificial intelligences (that you would likely think of as some form of space ship) from our distant future, that have been upgrading as fast as they can. The following volumes, contain what little I can remember of these events, where in the whole, I was no more and no less than the 3rd good fairy in Sleeping Beauty, that couldn't undo the curse of death, merely mitigates it effects.

Adventure #1 One Saturday afternoon, at the Center, Emperor Bump was sitting at the table reading the paper after doing his Grade 1 math homework, and he was struck with the fact that women earned less than men. He went to pour himself a glass of milk and asked the two AIs Djawawa and Asira "Why is it so?" The robots went into a collage level discussion of the issue and the Emperor of the Known Worlds nods his small black head. "Djawawa and Asira - I have it! I know the root of all evil!" Emperor Bump says. The AIs materialize and morph rapidly through a series of shapes until settling of the brownies from the movie Willow. They talk more in less in unison, but occassionaly argue and interupt each other. "Emperor Bump - but we promised Noodlehead not to change history anymore," explain the accented 6" high buckskin clad hunter gatheres. Emperor Bump nods his head, and folds his seven year arms behind his back. "Yes I see. We mustn't forget about that. So what can we do about the inequality of pay between men and women?" The brownies squirmed. "I know," said one, "we could get rid of all the money!" "No silly that wouldn't work, they'd just go back to using rocks again!" "We could make them all women." "Hey - good - we'd talked about that..." "Silly robots the problems are segregated bathrooms. As long as men and women think of themselves as seperate inequalities will appear." The AIs turn and look at each other, and yell "and that spells fun!" As they begin to turn into tornadoes like hyper active version the tasmanian devil - Bump shouts over the increasing din - "Don't do anything else!" This story is left unfinished.

Noodlehead saves the day etc etc. Here's more info.Noodlehead vs emperor doodlewood bumpCan the Ancient and noble 23rd master of instant noodles stop emperor doodlewood bump's crazy plans from going horribly wrong and destroying the earth? ThemesCivilisationCollapseEschatologyCollapse - 7 generation toxins, environment - our parents haven't been able to kill us in over 2.8 mya, what's make you think they can kill us now? Its each other we have to watch for. Our brothers and sisters have always been responsible for the lions share of our deaths. Its the toxins we have in ourselves. We are intrinsically toxic. We have made dictators and suicide bombes. We have made agent orange and chernobyl. We have trans fats. Farmland depletion and erosion farm outputs are dropping. civilisation - future police we are always on the battlements scanning for barbarians pirates cancers looking their quarter to attack and bring us down back. must be allowed continue flower. only 7500 hundred years old. need more time. spin see ourselves whole. so collect co2 out atmosphere shape it into containers shoot earth from an aimable platform. deposit moon, mars, mercury, in order impart momentum. spins enough that is eternal sunshine. good things grown where grow. Eschatology - the study of extinction. The night doesn't lost forever. Nor does the day. Why did the civilisation on Rapa Nui collapse? What happened to the ancient fertile crescent city of Ur? What led to the fall of Rome? Or Constantinople? Or Athens?

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Randomantra: We are hosts


We are hosts
For parasites 
Of life 

Children
Bacteria
Fungus

We spread life

Life is a signal
A tone
That we propagate
As Carriers

It is our one and only purpose
Spread life

To continue what our very last universal ancestor started 3.5 billion years ago

Remember love others as you are loved

And create more life from the stuff of the universe

Just as the universe has, is created / creating

It, us

Friday, October 04, 2013

paper + metal + tool = heaven

are you a stapler apostle?

consider these fine staffs of wisdom:


Swingline Optima 40 Reduced Effort Stapler, 40 Sheet Capacity, Silver, Orange and Black (S7087840)

PaperPro Prodigy Stapler, Black/Silver

Max USA HD11FLKRD Flat Clinch Light Effort Stapler, 35-Sheet Capacity, Red - VAIMO 11




Thursday, September 26, 2013

where can a couple go and get a nice frog and a nice peach?

list of places to buy furniture in vancouver - if you are moving to a new house - in october:

direct liquidation - http://directliquidation.ca

maynard - http://www.maynards.com/liquidations/retail/close-outs-liquidators-warehouse/

pallucci - http://www.palluccifurniture.ca

timeline - http://www.timelinesales.com

surplus sams - http://www.surplussams.ca

redflagdeals - http://www.redflagdeals.com/in/vancouver/deals/c/home-garden/

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

NROL-65 spy satellite launch


Today at 6pm there is a new spy satellite USA-245. It's part of program KH-11. It has NRO Launch Code 65. Launched from Vandenberg Air Force base using America's largest rocket - the Delta IV Heavy. Cost to launch $435 million. Theoretical ground resolution 15 cm.

More.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Paintings

Museums: the Metropolitan Museum of ArtLACMA, the National Gallery of Art, and theWalters Art Museum, etc. have begun offering high-resolution images for download, but many other museums offer only thumbnail images, watermark their images, prohibit downloading, or simply keep their collections offline.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

One hand clapping


Does the tool use the hand or the hand use the tools?
(English bowmen bone spurs)

Did the horse spread the Horde or the Horde spread the horse?

Did the potato spread the people or the people spread the potato?

Are the planet's fossil fuels shaping humans or are humans shaping the planet with fossil fuels?

Saturday, January 26, 2013

a painting you want

a hires painting
a huge painting - 10 feet tall by 30 feet wide

but not a painting - a photo

not a photo - a portrait

not a portrait - many portraits

like this - which is from LACMA - "A Street Scene with Knife Grinder and Elegant Couple" by Jacob Duck

dream
- 1 gigapan pan epic
- 1 compatible camera - http://gigapan.com/cms/support/camera-compatibility

this one

chosen from here

after comparing here

using this tool

not this one

and then printed on archival canvas using archival inks

Thursday, January 17, 2013

joy


In one life
How many joys or wishes can I have

Can I fall in love
Can I eat enough
Can I beat my opponent
Can I marry my love
Can I see my children grown
Can I see my grandchildren
Can I build a house
Can I make a fortune
Can I win big
Can I be well known and respected 
Can I discover something new
Can I solve an unsolved riddle
Can I be first
Can I be the fastest
Can I go the furthest
Can I go the highest or deepest


For those that want 
Can I be full
can I be loved
Can I be warm
Can I be well
Can I be free
Can I be free of torture
Can I be free from worry and anxiety
Can I rest
Can I sleep
Can I see tomorrow
Can I see another sunrise or sunset 
Can I walk or see or smell or hear
Can I wakeup
Will anyone find me

Friday, December 28, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin


The king has no queen
The king has no heir
The king is seeking a queen
A father betrays his daughter
His daughter has the power of transmutation 
Was the fathers life threatened so he offered his daughter instead?
Willing or not she is brought before the king
Transmute or your father shall die
The king knows all too well how to get his way
Why does the king care whether she can perform or not?
He seeks a wife to bring an heir.
He has made a bargain with the father that must be fulfilled.
Perhaps it is true - what a wife she would make if could transmute.
He prepares to arrest her father.
She is taken to her quarters - luxurious but still a prison - and shown the material to transmute.
Once alone she cries since she knows she can't transmute and her father will die, and then she will have no family and she will homeless.
From out of nowhere a stranger appears.
The stranger offers to help if she is willing to make a trade.
She agrees. She will do anything.
The stranger proposes to do the transmutation in exchange for a piece of her personal property like a shoe, or a book or pencil.
She agrees and falls asleep before she can see the stranger work.
The king is stunned.
Why doesn't he marry her now? Why make her perform again?
He doesn't trust her.
He doesn't trust she will transmute after marriage.
He wants to see what she did.
He summons her and tells her she must perform again.
That test was too easy - the quantity was too small.
Now the king has no intention of arresting her father.
However he intends to keep his daughter.
He has her moved to larger more luxurious quarters and supplies her with more raw material.
This time he doubles the guard and has spies watching and listening.
The girl does not weep but is worried when she sees that the guard has been doubled.
But she has nothing to fear.
Around midnight there is a wind in the room and all the candles are blown out and the stranger is holding her and whispering in her ear.
This time she must trade one of her intimate personal property like her ring, her ear ring or necklace.
She quickly agrees and bites her tongue to avoid falling asleep but it is no use.
The king is relieved that she was successful - he is falling in love.
However when he finds out all his spies saw nothing he is angry he has been tricked and demands she transmute again.
At this point she has an idea about her value to the king and offers to make a trade with him.
She offers to transmute one more time if he agrees to marry her.
He has many emotions but since he wanted to marry her anyway he accepts.
However he wants some small revenge on her for trapping him.
Also he want his spies to find out how she is transmuting.
So he has her taken the largest and most opulent bedroom - his own.
He has it filled with raw material and goes to sleep down the hall.
Triple the guards are posted and double the spies are deployed.
With more confidence than ever before she enters her new quarters.
She sits and waits. She isn't worried.
The stranger will come.
An hour goes by.
And then another.
Now she is nervous.
And then another.
What if the stranger doesn't come.
And then she can see a sliver of the morning sun.
Now she is sobbing - she knows her father is a dead man.
And then she stops.
She will face her destiny - if she has to watch her father die so be it.
She is thrown to the floor.
The whole palace is shaking and she can't see anything.
The stranger is there, next to her on the floor.
Give me your first born and I will transmute.
Without hesitating she agrees.
Within several months they are married.
Within a few more she is pregnant.
A letter on her night table in her private apartment - only two words - first born.
She summons her personal guards and swears them to secrecy.
Her baby born she is in the nursery, her guard waiting outside.
The stranger is there when she turns around and demands the child.
She bargains with the stranger what can I do to keep my child.
The stranger tells her she would need to guess his name.
The queen sends her soldiers everywhere.
One of her soldiers find the stranger singing a victory song.
The stranger returns - did you find my name?
The queen sings rumpstiltkin.
And with that the stranger turns into a cloud of smoke and disappears.