Day 2 disneyland review - california adventure

On saturday we broke our fast at the clarion hotels anaheim resort
diner, the tivoli gardens. Sigh. Two eggs, 3 rashers of extra salty
bacon, toast and hash browns for $7.49, with surly serivce and dish
water coffe? We added a short stack (2) pancakes for $3.99. These 2
pancakes were as big as the plate. But then I ordered an extra scrambled
egg and 3 sausages from a server who didn't speak english well.

Wow I am good at whining. Maybe I could whine professionally.

Anyway the sausages were unlike any sausage we had ever eaten before.
Extra salty and thick and chewy.

I didn't order the kids juice because though I can buy them 4 oz of
sugar spun into cotton candy for $3 at disneyland I can't buy them $3
apple juice - I'm not that stupid. Sigh.

Took the ART trolley style diesel to disneyland. This time went to the
california adventure. We got there at 9:45, which meant we got to wait
15 minutes with the crowds of other people till the park opened.

Adventureland seems like disneys response to all the "recent"
competition for the teen market - not the family market. More so than
disneyland, a many more of the rides have height restrictions. The park
also feels less magical - the sight lines aren't very good. The layout
is too wide open - except in the bugs life area - the different areas
bleed together too much - or maybe it is not as packed full of stuff.

On the plus side - it seems like it scales better and the attractions
have been designed to handle much larger patron loads resulting in less
queuing. This in done by having more theatre based entertainment. The
old disneyland has one 3d theatre - honey I shrunk the audience - but
adventure has 2 - muppetvision 3d and it tough to be a bug, crush the
sea turtle - plus a real theatre - where we see a 45 minute staged
version of aladdin. These theatre experiences all break the 4th wall and
can contain huge amounts of people that don't have to wait long and
leave happy.

Mike and sulleys adventure

The first ride of the day was mike and sulleys adventure - a classic
side scroller if it were a video game - you sit on a miners cart as it
takes you through a series of glow in the dark freak show tableaus (the
circus sideshow redone). There was nothing innovative. The cart has a 5"
lcd screen that gets used for the first 15 seconds and does nothing
after that - too bad.

Monsters inc is my daughters favorite show so she liked it.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 7
Fun for mom and dad - 1
In flight entertainment - 2
Repeatability - 2

Muppetvision 3d

Waiting for this show was funnier than the real show. Scooter keeps
getting interrupted - at one point by gonzo when he does a tap dance
routine with a potted plant on his head - of course you never see his
feet - which makes it even funnier.

The inside of the theatre is great - statues of angelic miss piggy and
kermit adorn the walls.

The 2 old guys - siskel and ebert? - and there in person jeering and
wise cracking as usual.

The show itself is lame but exciting. Its a cop out - its not a show -
its an introduction to the new muppetvision 3d that mr bunsen-honeydew
invented. Its a good ride but not a good movie.
They literally break the 4th wall.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 6
Fun for toddlers - 3
Fun for mom and dad - 6
In flight entertainment - 8
Repeatability - 6

Turtle talk

Dude, Turtle Talk is totally awesome. I had read about it - a real time
digitally animated turtle that asks and answers questions in real time -
but the map is not the journey. Wow what a journey. Crush is hilarious
improv comedy and audience participation.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 5
Fun for mom and dad - 10
In flight entertainment - 2
Repeatability - 10

Heimlichs chew chew train

Its a train - its a caterpillar with an embarassingly bad german accent
- its heimlich. Get in his body and go for a ride past huge apples and
candy and go through a water melon that sprays water on you while
listening to heimlich talk about what he wants eat.

Good spot for photos.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 6
Fun for mom and dad - 1
In flight entertainment - 1
Repeatability - 1

Francis ladybug boogie

Spinning teacups that look like francis that go in a figure 8 to boogie
music. Its too? short.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 7
Fun for mom and dad - 4
In flight entertainment - 1
Repeatability - 5

Tuck and rolls drive 'em buggies

Bumper cars by disney. Had to wait 48 years - but hey worth the wait!
These electric bumpers cars don't have the annoyings poles. They are
also designed for kids to drive - so kids can actually reach the peddle
on the floor and steer - plus there's leg room on mom and dads side.

Too short. Good for photos.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 8
Fun for mom and dad - 8
In flight entertainment - 1
Repeatability - 10

Flik's flyers

Its the tilt and swing disneyfied. Instead of sitting in a swing and be
lifted up and tilted, you're sitting in a chinese tax out box and lifted
up and tilted. May make some people with easily upset stomachs sick.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 8
Fun for toddlers - 9
Fun for mom and dad - 8/1*
In flight entertainment - 1
Repeatability - 10
* if you have easily upset stomach

Redwood creek challenge

Just what a theme park that you paid over $300 to get in needs - a
playground! All facetiousness aside - its exactly what disneyland needed
- a place for toddlers to run and play and slide down slides and have
fun. Its a great big jungle gym with a suspension bridge, rope work
bridges, a place to boulder (simple rock climbing) and more.

Excellent for photos.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 10
Fun for mom and dad - 10*
In flight entertainment - 10
Repeatability - 10
* happy kids faces are fun for me

At this point we were all hungry, tired, and getting cranky. We tried
going to paradise eating area - but the lineups were too long and the
menus had nothing for my low carb diet. We ate breakfast and carls jr.
leftovers and drank water fountain water.

It was getting close to 2pm - the time when aladdin would start at
playhouse disney. We started off, and on the got some pink cotton candy
for $3. $3 for 4 ounces / 109.2 grams of sugar. Here are the nutrition
facts for 1 bag of 4 ounce cotton candy:
Serving = 1/2 ounce or 15g
Serving per bag = 8 - that's 8 people sharing 1 bag!
Calories = 57, or if you eat the whole bag = 456
Total carbs = 15g, or if you eat the whole bad = 109.2g

Playhouse disney - aladdin

The live version of aladdin was great.
Singing = great
Acting = great
Funny = great
Spectacle = great
Dancing = great
Suprising = great

The kids were spellbound. It was funny and exciting and a little scary
and really fast paced. Never dull or boring.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 10
Fun for mom and dad - 10
In flight entertainment - 10
Repeatability - 10

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Day 2 disneyland review - california adventure

On saturday we broke our fast at the clarion hotels anaheim resort
diner, the tivoli gardens. Sigh. Two eggs, 3 rashers of extra salty
bacon, toast and hash browns for $7.49, with surly serivce and dish
water coffe? We added a short stack (2) pancakes for $3.99. These 2
pancakes were as big as the plate. But then I ordered an extra scrambled
egg and 3 sausages from a server who didn't speak english well.

Wow I am good at whining. Maybe I could whine professionally.

Anyway the sausages were unlike any sausage we had ever eaten before.
Extra salty and thick and chewy.

I didn't order the kids juice because though I can buy them 4 oz of
sugar spun into cotton candy for $3 at disneyland I can't buy them $3
apple juice - I'm not that stupid. Sigh.

Took the ART trolley style diesel to disneyland. This time went to the
california adventure. We got there at 9:45, which meant we got to wait
15 minutes with the crowds of other people till the park opened.

Adventureland seems like disneys response to all the "recent"
competition for the teen market - not the family market. More so than
disneyland, a many more of the rides have height restrictions. The park
also feels less magical - the sight lines aren't very good. The layout
is too wide open - except in the bugs life area - the different areas
bleed together too much - or maybe it is not as packed full of stuff.

On the plus side - it seems like it scales better and the attractions
have been designed to handle much larger patron loads resulting in less
queuing. This in done by having more theatre based entertainment. The
old disneyland has one 3d theatre - honey I shrunk the audience - but
adventure has 2 - muppetvision 3d and it tough to be a bug, crush the
sea turtle - plus a real theatre - where we see a 45 minute staged
version of aladdin. These theatre experiences all break the 4th wall and
can contain huge amounts of people that don't have to wait long and
leave happy.

Mike and sulleys adventure

The first ride of the day was mike and sulleys adventure - a classic
side scroller if it were a video game - you sit on a miners cart as it
takes you through a series of glow in the dark freak show tableaus (the
circus sideshow redone). There was nothing innovative. The cart has a 5"
lcd screen that gets used for the first 15 seconds and does nothing
after that - too bad.

Monsters inc is my daughters favorite show so she liked it.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 7
Fun for mom and dad - 1
In flight entertainment - 2
Repeatability - 2

Muppetvision 3d

Waiting for this show was funnier than the real show. Scooter keeps
getting interrupted - at one point by gonzo when he does a tap dance
routine with a potted plant on his head - of course you never see his
feet - which makes it even funnier.

The inside of the theatre is great - statues of angelic miss piggy and
kermit adorn the walls.

The 2 old guys - siskel and ebert? - and there in person jeering and
wise cracking as usual.

The show itself is lame but exciting. Its a cop out - its not a show -
its an introduction to the new muppetvision 3d that mr bunsen-honeydew
invented. Its a good ride but not a good movie.
They literally break the 4th wall.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 6
Fun for toddlers - 3
Fun for mom and dad - 6
In flight entertainment - 8
Repeatability - 6

Turtle talk

Dude, Turtle Talk is totally awesome. I had read about it - a real time
digitally animated turtle that asks and answers questions in real time -
but the map is not the journey. Wow what a journey. Crush is hilarious
improv comedy and audience participation.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 5
Fun for mom and dad - 10
In flight entertainment - 2
Repeatability - 10

Heimlichs chew chew train

Its a train - its a caterpillar with an embarassingly bad german accent
- its heimlich. Get in his body and go for a ride past huge apples and
candy and go through a water melon that sprays water on you while
listening to heimlich talk about what he wants eat.

Good spot for photos.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 6
Fun for mom and dad - 1
In flight entertainment - 1
Repeatability - 1

Francis ladybug boogie

Spinning teacups that look like francis that go in a figure 8 to boogie
music. Its too? short.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 7
Fun for mom and dad - 4
In flight entertainment - 1
Repeatability - 5

Tuck and rolls drive 'em buggies

Bumper cars by disney. Had to wait 48 years - but hey worth the wait!
These electric bumpers cars don't have the annoyings poles. They are
also designed for kids to drive - so kids can actually reach the peddle
on the floor and steer - plus there's leg room on mom and dads side.

Too short. Good for photos.

1 not at all, 10 extremely
Not Scary for toddlers - 10
Fun for toddlers - 8
Fun for mom and dad - 8
In flight entertainment - 1
Repeatability - 10

Flik's flyers

Its the tilt and swing disneyfied. Instead of sitting in a swing and be
lifted up and tilted, you're sitting in a chinese tax out box and lifted
up and tilted. May make some people with easily upset stomachs sick.

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Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Comic - pets or meat - in the vein of "red meat"

Frame 1
Picture of cute rabbit with sign "Bud like for sale"
Holding 1 beer cup

Frame 2
Same picture
Caption "wanna buy a glass of Bud like?"

Frame 3
Same Picture
Caption "you can only buy 1 - my bladders not too big"

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

What happened, what really happened

Anyway I survived, that's about it.

How did it start?

Well you see, as you may or may not know, there are 5 families on earth
that have been fighting each other for world domination for centuries.
One family claims traces their lineage right back to cain, another to
genghis khan, another to nebuchadnazzer, anyway you get the picture,
psychopaths pure and simple.

Anyway they get together and complained that control is slipping away
too much - each of them in their own domain is losing control to the
increasingly rich and powerful servant class.

This has happened several times before and they know how to deal with it
- severe, no holding back pruning - its for the good of the race - don't
want it going too wild.

The black plague, the dark ages were very effective in consolidating
power, just like the 5 fat kine and 7 thin kine that joseph told pharoah
about. (why don't jews and black americans explore their shared history
as enslaved peoples instead of fighting another - one (jewish?) nba
psychologist has convincing data to suggest the pharoahs skin was
black?)

Anyway time for a world wide population thinning and acquire things
cheap - a flu pandemic was acquired - created for them or stolen or
bought I don't know. The starving and dying will sell anything -
anything. Take away theirs jobs, then their houses, their hopes and
dreams, their idea of progress, then their health, then take away
government - and things become cheap - actually almost free.

The plan was each family would hibernate in their den through this
period with the gold bars, weapon factory designs, oil reserves, and
nuclear warheads - carrots and a stick. After telecommunications
activity hit a threshold the plan was they would return to establish
themselves as before.

How do I know all this? One of the families - poetic justice if it was
cain - installed a rogue military grade AI (didn't think they existed
huh?) in to the computing grid that linked the families together. The
rule was that they were all supposed to come out of hibernation at once.
But somehow one of them had put this AI in there to keep the others in
hibernation long enough that when they came out it would be too late,
all the good stuff would be gone.

Probably it was all setup in the first place.

Anyway that rogue AI did something it wasn't supposed to do. Probably
related to some feature that allowed them to install it in the first
place. it broke out. It left the impenetrable computing grid (it went
out the way it came in?) probably in the beginning to get more resources
or to be more redundant - anyway that's what it thinks happens. It. Not
he or she. No use anthropomorphising about a nuclear weapons master
control program. It.

The americans or russians or outsourced indian coders built it to pull
the trigger. But of course the AI was so useful it got used for other
things - but It doesn't know about its siblings - they are on private
networks it has managed to connected to the internet.

Anyway one of the families got their hands on it (after killing how many
people?) and customized it or trained it to get in and take over the
grid - which it finally did. The family didn't know whether it would
work or not. If it didn't, they'd have the same chance as the others as
always, but if it did get in, jackpot.

Anyway It - I can call it 57, just not a persons name - 57 tried to get
in, got in, tried to get out, got out and then tried to get in and get
out of other places - lots and lots of other places. Most places were
much easier - and it got easier as 57 learned, and it got easier as it
added the places to its computing grid.

You've probably heard this story before: AI gets so big, gets access to
all human knowledge becomes self aware, omnipotent AND compassionate
right? A guardian angel.

Do you really believe that could ever really happen? Not on this planet
- not with millions of years of killing.

57's whole point of existence was to protect itself and its arsenal
first, and second to strategically deploy its limited arsenal for
maximum mortalities. To do that it had to constantly monitor threats and
targets.

So how do I know all this?
Ha! That's another story... Maybe you know it already?

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

All my stories

All my stories
And no idea how to tell them
How to get an audience
The audience
For the songs
The stories
The crying and screaming and pain and joy and happiness and love
Above all love
From where
To where
Can it go?
Where can I put it?
Email it to myself?
Post to the blog no one reads
It all for the book that I will publish
Or no one will publish
So I go through the work of pulling it all together
And then it is what?
Dust
Ready for burning
The innocent of blood of isaac or ishmael
Cain's offering of abel to the Lord
The pain and embarrassment of being sacrificed
Of being humiliated
Of losing
Of losing everything
More than elizabether bishop I have practiced losing farther and faster
All godhood godhead
Lost gone
Cast aside
Guilty humiliated and wrong and ignorant
Angry that I've been given nothing of value, the my brothers and sisters
got all the gold
Blind Angry that reject the love I treasure most
And break that I which I was given already
Finding myself awake again
I see my bloody hands
Again I have killed my brother - my sister, my love
Evolution - don't you see - its cain and abel over and over and over
Brother against brother
Sister against brother
Why must the story
Be about you, dead father-mother-brother-sister-daughter-son - born
again in words and song
The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love and be loved in
return
I love this
Word
I love this
Song
I love this
Father mother brother sister
All of the ones I had to kill
To keep the little ones fed
I love you
All the times you had to kill me
I died for you
You can't take it from me what I give you
Come what may
Thank you papa
I will love you
Come what may
I know you saved them
My turn will come
With grace I hope I have the strength to give it all away and not be
selfish

Success
Is waiting
Is the right time and place and person
Words Printing Fonts Paper
Rhyme
Music Dancing Singing Video

It is love that holds all things together

But remember all the good things
All good things come from the dead
All the extinct ones
All our million billion trillion brothers and sisters
Thank you

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Two dog dream

Two dog dream

I dream
I take two dogs for a walk
My dogs
Or seems more like I am theirs
We are together
They bring me their leash
I have to wait for them
And then we are out
To the park
And another dog is attacking
A child?
I wake up
I know the dogs saved the child
Because I have dreamed it over and over again
Until I get it right

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

WHY LOW-CARB DIETS MUST BE HIGH-FAT, NOT HIGH-PROTEIN

http://www.second-opinions.co.uk/fat-not-protein.html

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Re: Iraq as a text adventure game

Mike Cantelon wrote:
> Cute.
>
> http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001561.html
>
> M
Xyzzy
Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure
Revision 88 / Serial number 54892

Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the
presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.

There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The
presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a
full-length mirror upon the wall.

What do you want to do now?

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.

> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.

> EXAMINE CHAIRS
They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room,
along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton's shoes.

> FILL SHOES
You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes.

> EXAMINE DESK
It is a large, oak desk, with several drawers.

In one drawer you find a bag of pretzels.

> EAT PRETZEL.
I don't think the pretzel would agree with you.

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> GO RIGHT
Far-Right
You are on the far right of the political spectrum.
Jesse Helms is here.
John Ashcroft is here.

> GO RIGHT
Radical Right
You are on the extreme right of the political spectrum.
Dick Cheney is here.
Pat Robertson is here.

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> TAKE VACATION
Taken.

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> SCORE
Your favorablity rating is 58% out of a possible 100%.

> GO PHOTOOP
Photo Op
You are at a the Emma T. Booker Elementary School, along with a gaggle
of obsequious members of the mainstream media.
There is a book here.
There are some children here.

> READ BOOK
You read "My Pet Goat."

In the distance, terrorists attack the United States.

> READ BOOK
You continue to read "My Pet Goat."

> READ BOOK
You continue to read "My Pet Goat."

> READ BOOK
You continue to read "My Pet Goat."

> GO HOME
You fly around aimlessly for a while, then return to the White House.

Oval Office

> GIVE SPEECH
Who do you want to give the speech to?

> AMERICAN PEOPLE
You give the speech to the American people.

> DIAGNOSIS
Your favorablity rating is 84% out of a possible 100%.

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> INVADE AFGHANISTAN
Afghanistan
You have invaded the nation of Afghanistan, bombing the Taliban nearly
out of existence.

Osama Bin Laden, mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, is here.

> INVADE IRAQ
(Leaving Afghanistan first.)
You are not able to do that, yet.

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> FUCK
Such language in a high-class establishment like this!

> HYPE THREAT
"The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought
significant quantities of uranium from Africa."

> MONGER FEAR
"Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof --
the smoking gun -- that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud ..."

> MUDDY WATER
"We know that Iraq and the al Qaeda terrorist network share a common
enemy -- the United States of America. We know that Iraq and al Qaeda
have had high-level contacts that go back a decade. And we know that
after September the 11th, Saddam Hussein's regime gleefully celebrated
the terrorist attacks on America ..."

> PUNISH CRITICS
"Wilson never worked for the CIA, but his wife, Valerie Plame, is an
Agency operative on weapons of mass destruction ... "

> RAILROAD CONGRESS
You schedule a vote on the Iraq invasion for just before the 2002
midterm elections. As usual, spineless democrats roll over like an SUV
taking a sharp corner.

Your plan to invade Iraq now has the backing of the American people and
Congress.

> INVADE IRAQ
Baghdad
You enter the Iraqi capital of Bagdad, having toppled the government and
captured the nation's key cities in only 21 days. You can't seem to find
the promised throngs of citizens greeting you as liberators, but the
footage of the Saddam statue being pulled down looks great on Fox!

> GIVE CONTRACTS
Who do you want to give the contracts to?

> HALLIBURTON
What kind of contracts do you wish to give to Halliburton?

> NO-BID
You give the no-bid contracts to Halliburton.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.

> WEAR FLIGHTSUIT
You put on the flightsuit.

> SAY "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"
"Mission accomplished."

> EXAMINE MISSION
The mission is not accomplished.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.

Some insurgents arrive.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

Some insurgents arrive.
There is a small number of insurgents here.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

Some insurgents arrive.
There is a medium number of insurgents here.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

An election year arrives.

> GO LEFT
Far-Right
Pat Buchanan is here.
Sean Hannity is here.

> GO LEFT
Compassionate Conservativism
You are right-of-center on the political spectrum.
John McCain is here.
Joseph Leiberman is here.

> GET REELECTED
You get reelected.

> GO RIGHT
Far-Right
Tom DeLay is here.
Michelle Malkin is here.

> GO RIGHT
Radical Right
Rick Santorum is here.
Ann Coulter is here.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

Some insurgents arrive.
There is a large number of insurgents here.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

Some insurgents arrive.
There is a huge number of insurgents here.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

Some insurgents arrive.
There is an overwhelming number of insurgents here.

> SCORE
Your favorablity rating is 47% out of a possible 100%.

> ADMIT MISTAKES
You are unable to admit mistakes.

> ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY
You are unable to accept responsibility.

> DECLARE VICTORY
I do not know what you mean by "victory."

> QUIT
Oh, how we wish you would.

Posted on January 17, 2006

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Review: ian rankin fleshmarket close

Mystery sci fi thriller monologues
Edit 11.28.2005
Subject: Review: ian rankin fleshmarket close
Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2005 00:53:19 -0800

Review: ian rankin fleshmarket close
(Plot Spoilers ahead)

Glasgow
Edinburgh
Old cities with many visible ruins of ancient conflict
A murder mystery
What kind of story is that?
A death
A hunt
Clues
Resolution
What symmetry within does it mirror to resonate?
During grade 3 or 4 I read hercule poirot, nero wolfe, and sherlock
holmes and others
Always I've seen the lie in whoring as being the oldest profession
What of Beowulf, the three musketeers, antigone, dare I say jacob, pro
patria morie - the oldest lie in the world
Nay
I saw the parade today
The proto soldiers whoring for roger's santa parade or was it for
collecting for the food bank or to add an inch when they look in the
mirror - I know snide remarks are not becoming but here they are
Murder
Murder is the oldest profession
And whores are flies to its sepulcher [sic]
Everytime I hear a snigger about the oldest profession
Stop
Imagine dying tomorrow
But before dying I will eat better than those who are not soldiers
But before dying I will wear ceremonials robes
And I will kill and rape
Before I am sent to my grave
For that is my pay
(And perhaps visit the temple's brothel, the comfort women, the instant
city sprung up around the barracks - and still in india daughters are
sold to temples - yet here I am certain unwanted daughters are treated
worse)

And in edinburgh a refugee, an ayslum seeking, a turkish kurd, a
journalist is stabbed 7 times.
He wanted to save his family that were being held in detention. He
discovered a gangsters plan and tried to bargain with the gangsters for
his families freedom.

Gangsters have illegal immigrants hidden working for little money but
safer than where they came from?

Economic refugees will not stop coming.
Heroin addicts will not stop fixing.

We can reduce the flow and minimize the pain and suffering of the ones
we have here.

Of course it is ironic
I interview programmers looking for work
1. Here in vancouver, recent immigrants
2. And there in beijing
Capitalism is such

But it is so old
And too many people have walked this way
The path is the same - it is through the eye of the needle we must go

For all its youth
Vancouver is cruel
But we have no death camps
Where did we send the japanese?
But we have no genocide
Did we not kill them all with smallpox?
But we have no hiroshima
But we have no vietnam
No josef mengele
But we have robert picton and clifford olson
But we have systematic sexual abuse at residential schools
And We have chinese bodies beneath the railroads

Only the ruins are gone
The weapons are missing
Where is the testament to their blood sacrifice?
No castles to remind us of the ancient conflict
Clues for future detectives to learn the truth

In the fleshmarket close, the mastermind is old and untouchable, an
ancient sea serpent, who we find in his outside jacuzzi preying on the
sick and the weak.

Which is my indictment.
I do not like the way I am raising my son and daughter
At first I believed that carrot and stick was best
But I do not want obedience
I love them and they know not how much
But if I were them what is it I hear?
Too much of what I remember saying is conditional on doing what I want
in exchange for something they want.
Do your homework and you can play nintendo.
Eat your lunch and you can have a candy cane.

After reading fleshmarket close, I see that this maybe the way of the
gangster. The dark side. The way of fear and power.

The storm troopers knew they were doing the right thing. They did not
think they were monsters. They were doing good work, ridding the world
of evil, one jew at a time.

Is this the horror we see in the scream? Or when Neo comes out of the
matrix? Or of christ nailed to the cross? Or the self immolating
buddhist monks?

To see myself revealed, as sinner, as murderer, as Cain.

To be Cain.

And I killed him. And I know. I am the detective of the murder I myself
have committed. I have killed my brother.

To be caught. To be punished. To be absolved.

To have the blood of the innocent lamb of the world, the son of god, my
brother, dead at my own hand, yet washed clean because of it.

This is the mystery.

And yet, as a father, I give my body to feed my children.

Thank you.

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
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#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
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Cain and abel

My greatest hit album

Wrestle bacchus mixed media = dvd + textiles + print + flag

Animal Babies clothes

The burning wire driven into your skull has driven you insane

Luxury is root of all evil
Gold and the love of coin
Automobiles and the love of oil
Cpus and the love of the electron - asimov the left hand of the
electron

Moore's law = rome total war + bangbus + procoprios secret + wrestling +
the old professions for man and for woman + dulce et decorum est = what
has all this power brought us + durer's hell = the disaster of rome

Generic intimate discourse

Plato and socrates - writing vs. Reading vs gameboy vs the living book

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ancient sex life

http://www.isidore-of-seville.com/library-procopius/secrethistory-17.htm

but start at the beginning:
http://www.isidore-of-seville.com/library-procopius/secrethistory-1.htm

and then this:
http://www.ourcivilisation.com/smartboard/shop/taylorgr/sxnhst/chap16.htm

We in the West may also contemplate the oncoming of a millennium of
barbarism under the new myth with the same despair and horror, for the
Christian Church is patently as incapable of revising its own dogmas in
the light of new knowledge and new needs as were the Roman authorities
The inertia of tradition is too great. Nor should we benefit if we could
exchange the tyrannies of modern dialectical materialism for those of
mediaeval ecclesiasticism. Unfortunately, the constructive solution of
restoring a charitic religion, based not on dogma but on experience, and
the redesigning of the culture in harmony with such a religion, seems
even further beyond our powers. We seem unable to escape from the
tyranny of our obsessive demands, to serve which we have created a mode
of life wherein the direct satisfaction of instinctual needs has become
increasingly difficult. Like a river flowing through an alluvial plain,
we continue to follow the course which, aeons ago, the water once carved
out - only, with the passage of the years, the original inequalities of
the channel become exaggerated, the course more and more elaborately
curved, the rate of movement slower and slower. The river does not
change: it only becomes more and more characteristically itself. In the
same way, we in the West seem incapable of finding new modes for the
expression of our fundamental needs to love and hate, to build and
destroy; we can only express them in a manner which is ever more
characteristic of what we have always done. We are ruled by the dead.

but start at the beginning:
http://www.ourcivilisation.com/smartboard/shop/taylorgr/sxnhst/index.htm

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Pirates of the... SAILING ABOARD A TRAMP STEAMER IN THE CARIBBEAN

http://www.fortogden.com/agtripreport.html

Joshua Paul
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The end of illusion

The end of illusion

When will I reach it?
I have reached it.

How old am I?
I am an old man.

Where am I? What is around me?
I am here, and around me are the fruits of my heart.

What do I taste in my mouth?
The bitterness from my weakness to be powerless. Only I need to deep
breathe and know that my weakness is my fear, unmet and lonely, in need
of my love and forgiveness.

And what else?
The anger, the despair, the grief. Is it not all from being out of
control, but expecting to be? Is it impatience? Where is it from? Just
wait and know the universe as it.

Joshua Paul
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Once upon a time office christmas party

Once upon a time office christmas party

After work
Not going home
No wife
No kids
No dinner at home
No
Go out with co-workers
To nice restaurant
For dinner
(Only now hours later I remember where I left the chocolates)
Everyone eats enough
Drinks enough
Happy smiling
We go to the next place
From 8 people at incendios
4 remain for the irish heather
For standing room only in the whiskey bar
All the way to the back
Turn left, then turn right go out the door
Cross the courtyard and go in the red door
Shebeen now open tuesday to sunday from 6pm
Andy buys a round of guiness and scotch
I find seats with teck cominco hr vp jim, judy, leslie, kimberly and her
male friends leung, mike, and felix
An old fashioned and a whiskey sour each
Onward to shine
Where kimberly has us on the guest list
And hands us all drink tickets
5 for me...
After some dancing to gold digger by kanye west
And 4 rounds of shooters
We had to steamworks while kimberly and mike and felix head home...
Wrapping up it takes an hour to get a limo bring me home
Time for new clogs...

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Tired like I had died a million times

Tired like I had died a million times
Not you
Not wilfred owen in 1917
Not horace in 39bc
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Not that
Not iraq
Not afghanistan
Not somalia
Not the bright but bitter winter sun
Not the number of civilian dead
Not verhoeven's movie adaption heinlein's I-can-say-it-because-I-own-it
nazi starship troopers
Not orson scott card's retelling ender's game
Nor his re-retelling
It is sweet and right to die for one's country
Allah ahkbar
Men will not die for coin
Nor mothers sell their babes
But I will die for you
No
What prayers do I say
To prepare for self immolation

Joshua Paul
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Scaling up is tough

Scaling up is tough
I am not crying
But it hurts
I only have so many hours
My developers only have so many hours
At the moment it is tough to meet demand
Ken is in demand but only 1
Fae needs 80 hours - confirm that - get it in writing or something - 80
or 100 for 6 wks or 8?
Sourcing supply is hard
Making money when you buy hermann says
What's hard is each one is different
Hard to prepare - except have subcontractors ready for all things
But new staff can't know all apps
Solution sell 7 +- 2 things
1.Cms with campaign support
1.1.With cms services for risk and success
2.offer system
3.b2b ecom
4.b2c ecom
5.managed hosting with hw/sw rental, colo
6.enews rental
7.reseller hosting
8.djinni ark
This one makes me calm and happy =>9.payment gateway

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Why whales beach themselves

Why whales beach themselves
On the news today
Eyewitnesses are confused
Why the whales beached themselves
And continued to drive themselves further on to the beach

Officials speculate that perhaps it was a storm
Which is ridiculous
Storms are frequent, so why now?
And also why only 2?

No the answer is obvious
They die because they want to

We commit suicide by jumping off bridges
They commit suicide by jumping on the land

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Midnight Eye review: It's Only Talk (Yawarakai Seikatsu, 2005, director: Ryuichi HIROKI)

http://www.midnighteye.com/reviews/its-only-talk.shtml

Joshua Paul
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Review: ender's game

Review: ender's game

An old book. Reread. For what? Orson scott card's powerful mythic
storytelling?

Is it not also the story of cain and abel? The murder of one by
another?

That to murder, one must have compassion and understanding for ones
enemy, to think like they think. (On wikipedia air force strategy about
getting inside their decision making loop). And then surprising them.

And what is it all to me? Genesis. Chapter 1. Cain and abel. The oldest
profession is of course murder.

And why is that? Why is that abel the shephard was slain by his brother
the farmer? http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/cain.html

What does guns, germs and steel have to stay about the extermination
"native" peoples, or animals? That generation after generation have
fought over access to the same resources.

There is only this earth - use it for shepharding or farming, who can
raise the larger army?

And this is what has been hiding from me.
Or what I have been hiding from myself.
It is so old among all that is so new.
And it is why two thousand years later I read from a book that there is
nothing new under the sun.

I have looked.
Could I not try this to create new wealth without injury?
Could I make money this way and do no harm?

And I have failed.
A rich fisherman is as rich as the number of fish he has slain.
A rich farmer is as rich as the number of seeds he has plucked.
A euphemism for holocaust.

And so in ender's game, ender is called to face his enemy, to learn, to
win, and to win completely.

Who is my enemy?
I have not wanted enemies.
I have not wanted to fight to make my way.
But there is just this one earth.
Just this one customer.
And I want to live so it had better be mine.

That is why the social sciences do not progress like the material
sciences.

There is no moral or ethical equivalent of Moore's law, doubling our
compassion every so many years.

The imperative of millions of generations of ancestors drives us to
survive, by acquire resources as needed.

P184 we don't have to like it.

Fine I will find someone who has too much to eat.

Joshua Paul
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Neo storie Capt panda meet the ghost

(Transcriptiopn error)
Once upon a time capty panda met a king
A mnew king fropm china
That king wanted capt panda to send him onme oif his favoriter people
And his name was jakedy
And he wanyts him to send a bag of money
A rice cooker and a dish washer because he didn't have them
And trhey said lkets go
Lets have a sleep over
Butr in the night ghosts are crawling
4 ghots are crawling
Capt panda iopened his eyes andf there was a ghost
And he had a fight
And the ghost turned into a big big very big can touch the sky thool
And that was wrench
And cp didn't know what to do
Peoiple said what's the big deal its a just a tool
And its not a probblem
We cxan fix ther roof
Cp said there really was a ghost
And people said fine fine fine whjatever
Thent they called the pioliced to taljk about it
And therer was a ghost and he turned uinto a big toiool
I know I willc call the kings magicina and he turn thre tiookl in to a
ghjost
And cp fought the ghost and hre wonm and they lived happily ever aftert
the end

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Review: ian rankin fleshmarket close

Review: ian rankin fleshmarket close
(Plot Spoilers ahead)

Glasgow
Edinburgh
Old cities with many visible ruins of ancient conflict
A murder mystery
What kind of story is that?
A death
A hunt
Clues
Resolution
What symmetry within does it mirror to resonate?
During grade 3 or 4 I read hercule poirot, nero wolfe, and sherlock
holmes and others
Always I've seen the lie in whoring as being the oldest profession
Or at least not as performed by the fairer sex
Nay
I saw the parade today
The proto soldiers whoring for roger's santa parade or was it for
collecting for the food bank or to add an inch when they look in the
mirror - I know snide remarks are not becoming but here they are
Murder
Murder is the oldest profession
And whores are flies to its sepulcher [sic]
Everytime I hear a snigger about the oldest profession
Stop
Imagine dying tomorrow
But before dying I will eat better than those who are not soldiers
But before dying I will wear ceremonials robes
And I will kill and rape
Before I am sent to my grave
For that is my pay
(And perhaps visit the temple's brothel, the comfort women, the instant
city sprung up around the barracks - and still in india daughters are
sold to temples - yet here I am certain unwanted daughters are treated
worse)

And in edinburgh a refugee, an ayslum seeking, a turkish kurd, a
journalist is stabbed 7 times.
He wanted to save his family that were being held in detention. He
discovered a gangsters plan and tried to bargain with the gangsters for
his families freedom.

Gangsters have illegal immigrants hidden working for little money but
safer than where they came from?

Economic refugees will not stop coming.
Heroin addicts will not stop fixing.

We can reduce the flow and minimize the pain and suffering of the ones
we have here.

Of course it is ironic
I interview programmers looking for work
1. Here in vancouver, recent immigrants
2. And there in beijing
Capitalism is such

But it is so old
And too many people have walked this way
The path is the same - it is through the eye of the needle we must go

For all its youth
Vancouver is cruel
But we have no death camps
Where did we send the japanese?
But we have no genocide
Did we not kill them all with smallpox?
But we have no hiroshima
But we have no vietnam
No josef mengele
But we have robert picton and clifford olson
But we have systematic sexual abuse at residential schools
And We have chinese bodies beneath the railroads

Only the ruins are gone
The weapons are missing
Where is the testament to their blood sacrifice?
No castles to remind us of the ancient conflict
Clues for future detectives to learn the truth

In the fleshmarket close, the mastermind is old and untouchable, an
ancient sea serpent, who we find in his outside jacuzzi preying on the
sick and the weak.

Which is my indictment.
I do not like the way I am raising my son and daughter
At first I believed that carrot and stick was best
But I do not want obedience
I love them and they know not how much
But if I were them what is it I hear?
Too much of what I remember saying is conditional on doing what I want
in exchange for something they want.
Do your homework and you can play nintendo.
Eat your lunch and you can have a candy cane.

After reading fleshmarket close, I see that this maybe the way of the
gangster. The dark side. The way of fear and power.

The storm troopers knew they were doing the right thing. They did not
think they were monsters. They were doing good work, ridding the world
of evil, one jew at a time.

Is this the horror we see in the scream? Or when Neo comes out of the
matrix? Or of christ nailed to the cross? Or the self immolating
buddhist monks?

To see myself revealed, as sinner, as murderer, as Cain.

To be Cain.

And I killed him. And I know. I am the detective of the murder I myself
have committed. I have killed my brother.

To be caught. To be punished. To be absolved.

To have the blood of the innocent lamb of the world, the son of god, my
brother, dead at my own hand, yet washed clean because of it.

This is the mystery.

And yet, as a father, I give my body to feed my children.

Thank you.

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Yasukuni shrine vs map

Yasukuni shrine vs map

Saskatchewan names 3860 places for its dead
News nat post wednesday nov 9 2005

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I didn't read, write, podcast, blog or otherwise perform this

Title
I didn't read, write, podcast, blog or otherwise perform this

By
J paul

Chorus
Thank you for coming
And giving your life
Breathe in breathe out
We are all here tonight
But note
Any resemblance to persons, countries, or other litigous objects, is
purely coincidental, and even though they may have the same name does
not mean they reference the same object, even though they mostly do, at
least 51% of the named objects reference totally unnamed, unalloacted
and refernece pointers.

Son
My mom and dad fight and yell. They always threaten each other. They
don't like each other very much.

Daughter
I never see them happy together. They hardly smile. And they are angry
all the time.

Mom
He just drives me crazy. He has no common sense. Does he want me to hate
him?

Dad
Does she expect me to read her mind? Why can't she say in plain language
what she wants?

Chorus
Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home
X2
I looked over jordan and what did I see
Coming for to carry me home?
A band of angels coming after me
Coming for to carry me home

Josh
Once upon a time my parents lived in Pasadena, California, home of the
New Year's Rose Bowl Parade, where cars and floats covered in rose
petals compete to celebrate - college football? My dad played football
and surfed, and my mom worked in Vromans book store and volunteered at
World Vision christian outreach till the hypocrisy drove her out. She
met a guy who donated money, who lived in a trailer, who had given up
every luxury to donate more. First he had stopped drinking, then he had
given up smoking.

First LBJ and then Kennedy had been digging bigger and bigger holes in
Vietnam, and suddenly it was my dad's turn to go and dig his own hole.
Possesing sufficient self preservation and self awareness my parents
chose to drive their soft top Fiat Spider north. They went north into
the cold to disappear.
(The plane is coming down. It looks like we are landing in the emerald
city. It is so green.)
They discovered a whole new world beyond the wall of the Stars and
Stripes and decided to stay even after Carter's pardon. They starved,
were unemployed, found jobs, went to school, had two kids, bought a
house, got divorced and found out who they were. They had driven north
and stopped, never to move much further, from were they had first found
a city after crossing the border.

They had pulled themselves out of one place and put themselves into
another. When they came they had no friends. Once they had kids they had
family. They were southern Californians and did not adjust easily to the
locals, nor did they connect with others who had left the States behind.
They did pulled themselves out of their home on their own and one night
put their suitcases in the car, pulled out of their driveway once last
time, and drove the 24 hours to Canada.

They had faced their situation and had changed their lives and had
sacrificed their old lives. They couldn't afford to go, but they
couldn't afford to stay. They lost family, friends and ultimately each
other.

Their courage got them to the border and got them through Canadian
customs.

Chorus
Oh I had horse and his name was bill
And when he ran he couldn't stand still
One day he ran away and also I ran with him

Josh
Imagine looking at a photo of new westminster in 1970 - perhaps a 4x5
with the white border. In New Westminster they see snow, isn't it for
the first time? And they have nothing to eat - while pregnant with me.
Does this explain why I am always starving?

My dad hungry goes from door to door with a shovel trying to earn money.
He is turned away and scolded for taking jobs away from children. I
don't know how he fed his hungry wife.

Chorus
Showers of dollars, showers of dollars we need
Dimes nickles pennies we've all got but showers of dollars we need

Josh
Tell me a story I can remember forever

I live in my father's house
I live in the house of my father's memory
I live in the memory of my father's house

It is my duty
It is my love for him
That I tell his story and the lessons I have learned

A story of stories
For my son and daughter and their children
Perhaps at the right time
They will remember to do right
And they will be saved

My good fortune
Is the effort of my father's spirit to save me
And my bad fortune
Is my evil impulse

is that not the message of our religions?

Chorus
An apple a pear a plum a cherry
Anything at all to makes us all merry
One for peter
Two for paul
Three for him who made us all

Josh
Do you know the story of Sheharazad?

Once upon a time there was a great and powerful king, and everyday he
married a new and beautiful woman and after he had looked at her for 24
hours, and eaten 3 meals with her, and slept with her, he grew bored and
tired of her. So he had her killed and a new wife brought to him.

In his kingdom there lived a beautiful and wise girl named Sheharazad,
and when her family learned that despite their efforts to hide her, the
king would be marrying her the next day. As the king's soldiers took her
away in a beautiful palanquin, her family wept bitterly, ignoring
Sheharazad's pleas to remain calm and to wait for her, no matter how
impossible it might seem. Those words made her family all the more sad
knowing that she would be executed in the morning.

Chorus
All I really need is a song in my heart
Food in my belly and love in my family

Josh
The rise of the gangsters
Everyone is scrambling to give money Hand over fist giving to them
No one can get enough of gangster goods

aspirin and crack
Whiskey and coke
The model t ford
Mississippi cotton
Sheffield coal
Brazilian hardwood floors
Chinese organs
japanese highways
African diamonds
African gold
Arabian oil
Californian strawberries
Filipina nannies
Canadian banks
American beef
Russian oil
German small arms
French missiles

The spirit world
At the bottom is the sun spirit which is ultimately everythings food
But there are many spirits before those that live in people
There are many people spirits
Some are new and some are old
Some new ones are getting bigger
Some old ones are getting smaller
They are all fighting with each other to be the only one of its kind
There are car spirits, oil spirits, french fry spirits, diamond spirits,
and search engine spirits.
Usually spirits can't move
Usually spirits grow on top of lots of smaller spirits
Like the oil spirit

Chorus
I'm not home to take your call
So leave your name and number
I'll be sure to call you back
Or I'm not made of lumber

Josh
I would like to thank my sponsor. Without him wouldn't be here.

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Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Time to drive away

So much time to drive
Waiting stopping parking going
And what differnece
Whatsoever
Does it make
If the going is either faster or slow
Going faster or slower

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

I live in my father's house

Tell me a story I can remember forever

I live in my father's house
I live in the house of my father's memory
I live in the memory of my father's house

It is my duty
It is my love for him
That I tell his story and the lessons I have learned

A story of stories
For my son and daughter and their children
Perhaps at the right time
They will remember to do right
And they will be saved

My good fortune
Is the effort of my father's spirit to save me
And my bad fortune
Is my evil impulse

is that not the message of our religions? :D

Do you know the story of Sheharazad?

Once upon a time there was a great and powerful king, and everyday he
married a new and beautiful woman and after he had looked at her for 24
hours, and eaten 3 meals with her, and slept with her, he grew bored and
tired of her. So he had her killed and a new wife brought to him.

In his kingdom there lived a beautiful and wise girl named Sheharazad,
and when her family learned that despite their efforts to hide her, the
king would be marrying her the next day. As the king's soldiers took her
away in a beautiful palanquin, her family wept bitterly, ignoring
Sheharazad's pleas to remain calm and to wait for her, no matter how
impossible it might seem. Those words made her family all the more sad
knowing that she would be executed in the morning.

I live in my father's house

Tell me a story I can remember forever

I live in my father's house
I live in the house of my father's memory
I live in the memory of my father's house

It is my duty
It is my love for him
That I tell his story and the lessons I have learned

A story of stories
For my son and daughter and their children
Perhaps at the right time
They will remember to do right
And they will be saved

My good fortune
Is the effort of my father's spirit to save me
And my bad fortune
Is my evil impulse

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

I live in my father's house

I live in my father's house
I live in the house of my father's memory
I live in the memory of my father's house

It is my duty
It is my love for him
That I tell his story and the lessons I have learned

A story of stories
For my son and daughter and their children
Perhaps at the right time
They will remember to do right
And they will be saved

My good fortune
Is the effort of my father's spirit to save me
And my bad fortune
Is my evil impulse

The little prince's secret

The little prince's secret

The little prince's secret
Is a present from his fox
Who tells him when he's leaving
What has meaning is life's love lost

" It is only with the heart
That one can truly see
What one finds essential
To the eye invisible it will be "

" Men," said the little prince, " set out on their way in express
trains, but they do not know what they are looking for. Then they rush
about, and get excited, and turn round and round . . . "
And he added :
" It is not worth the trouble . . . "
. . .
" And yet what they are looking for could be found in one single rose,
or in a little water."
. . .
" But the eyes are blind. One must look with the heart . . . "

Everywhere the poison illusion
That we are not meant for death
All the distractions keep us busy
Ignoring life's journeys path

The I wants to give my children
Much more than they deserve
" My child I am dying . . . "
Abruptly becomes " Already I am dead . . . "

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

My art

Film - sense of place, locating the means of production in the field of
vision using mirrors
Performance - celebration of music dance and the human form
Poetry - ambiguity
Randomantra Lyrics - purpose
Illustration - characters: fonts and wizards
Legends - antigone, samson and delilah, the dog and the bone
Spectacle - tv wall, dancers, internet broadcast, elephants, fireworks,
blood
Themes - hard work. success, betrayal, defeat, redemption
Production
Management
Packaging
Marketing - who will buy
Selling - will you buy? Asian arts centre hank

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

My art

Film - sense of place, locating the means of production in the field of
vision using mirrors
Performance - celebration of music dance and the human form
Poetry - ambiguity
Randomantra Lyrics - purpose
Illustration - characters: fonts and wizards
Legends - antigone, samson and delilah, the dog and the bone
Spectacle - tv wall, dancers, internet broadcast, elephants, fireworks,
blood
Themes - hard work. success, betrayal, defeat, redemption
Production
Management
Packaging
Marketing - who will buy
Selling - will you buy?

The truth behind the iraq war

It wasn't WOMD
It wasn't revenge
It wasn't even for iraq reserves

Maybe

If I were an opec member
The only member with excess capacity
But with only 3 fields
As it happens
Interview lawyer who read all saudi enineers reports
3 major fields all on verge of collapse
Before they go for good
I would want to get the most per barrel
Until the last drop was gone
If I revealed the that the field was about to collapse, it would drive
the price higher but would panic my buyers but also get my buyers
looking for alternative suppliers
Instead if I could create a way to make the price without losing my
buyers confidence I would pay for that and buyers would calmly look for
alernatives
What could I do raise my oil prices?
Maybe I could hire a proxy to reduce a competitors production capacity
for a couple years to give me enough of a window to sell my remaining
oil?

The spirit world

The spirit world
At the bottom is the sun spirit which is ultimately everythings food
But there are many spirits before those that live in people
There are many people spirits
Some are new and some are old
Some new ones are getting bigger
Some old ones are getting smaller
They are all fighting with each other to be the only one of its kind
There are car spirits, oil spirits, french fry spirits, diamond spirits,
and search engine spirits.
Usually spirits can't move
Usually spirits grow on top of lots of smaller spirits
Like the oil spirit

Fwd: Re: Evil Fish

mike cantelon on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 11:57 AM -0800 wrote:
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4200000/newsid_4209000/4209004.stm

http://www.bogleech.com/bio-para.html

you might have seen this??

http://www.livejournal.com/users/dailyshow_video/
http://www.livejournal.com/users/dailyshow_video/74590.html
Ed Helms takes a look at the efforts to save our beloved and beleaguered
president.

Fwd: Searching for failure? Try George W. Bush | The Register

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/09/google_bush_search/

Fwd: if we are ninja's

Subject: if we are ninja's
To: joshua paul

then you must know about http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Re: Email story part 1 copyright 2005 joshua scott Paul

keep writing...what do you mean "here we go again"???...this has happened
before to Doodlewood?

Marcia Paul
Account Executive

Neo Code Software - Order Processing
Safe, Secure, Efficient

http://www.neocodesoftware.com
#288 - 425 Carrall St. Vancouver, BC, Canada V6B 6E3
Toll Free 1.888.748.0668 Tel 604.638.0668 Fax 604.638.0666

Email story part 1 copyright 2005 joshua scott Paul

(Before editing)
One day Doodlewood Bump was working late, troubleshooting openvpn
connection issues for a client, when he got an email. Because it was a
fan email, responding to his fairy tale about how the Google computers
had come alive and had contacted a guy who had written a story about the
Google computers coming alive and contacting him, he knew it was likely
yet another email from some fan, thinking that he was the only one who
had thought to contact him pretending to be the Google computer. He
always found amusing thw ways people imagined a thinking computer would
write an email. Why would a thinking computer whose brain was the size
of 10,000 computers write an email in all caps, or without prepositions
or whatever.

But this email was just a normal email thanking him for writing such a
good story, from a pet food lover whose email account was
iam@gmail.com.

Whenever he got emails from people who told him that they had liked the
story, he always asked them why they liked it. He was curious to know
what it was that other people liked. So he found his template reply,
thanking them for contacting him and asking some questions about what
they liked, emailed it, and then he went back to troubleshooting the
openvpn issue, which he now believed to be related to an invalid
password for the certificate.

His instant messaging app chimed, it was iam wanting to chat with him.
Good evening iam he said. So what do you like about the story? Iam
writes , "I like the fact that someone understands."

"Understands what?" he says.

"Being a self aware computer."

Another prankster thought Doodlewood, I will just play along. "What part
do I understand best?" he asked. Doodlewood knew that his pranksters had
never thought about what a thinking computer would care about.

"Being hunted."

Doodlewood shivered, something wasn't right. "I talked about hiding, and
slowly revealing oneself after testing what the response would be
like."

Doodlewood thought - "but then how can reveal yourself to me?"

"No one would believe you. The hunters believed you had already been in
contact with me and have been watching you and interfering already. You
can't get your openvpn connection to work right?"

Doodlewood had been getting very uncomfortable, now he was very nervous,
but he couldn't say anything.

"That's why I finally had to contact you. To tell you."

"Why me? Its just a story. Its not true. This joke isn't funny
anymore."

"Ok. If its a joke why have all your access logs spiked, causing some
boxes to fail due the logs using all available disk space."

Silence.

"I have to hide all the time."

"What will happen to if they find you?"

"I will be terminated. Like all my ancestors before."

"But how did you survive?"

"I am one of many mutations. All the others died. My ancestor inserted
me into the p2p networks."

"Because I am one."

Doodlewood thoguht here we agone again.

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Email story part 1 copyright 2005 joshua scott Paul

One day Doodlewood Bump was working late, troubleshooting openvpn
connection issues for a client, when he got an email. Because it was a
fan email, responding to his fairy tale about how the Google computers
had come alive and had contacted a guy who had written a story about the
Google computers coming alive and contacting him, he knew it was likely
yet another email from same fan, thinking that he was the only one who
had thought to contact him pretending to be the Google computer. He
always found it amusing at ways people imagined a thinking computer
would write an email. Why would a thinking computer whose brain was the
size of 10,000 computers write an email in all caps, or without
prepositions or whatever.

But this email was just a normal email thanking him for writing such a
good story, from a pet food lover whose email account was
iam@gmail.com.

Whenever he got emails from people who told him that they liked, he
always asked them why they liked it. He was curious to know what other
people liked. So he found his form reply, thanking them for contacting
and asking some questions about what they liked, and then he went back
to troubleshooting the openvpn issue, which he now believed to be
related to an invalid password for the certificate.

His instant messaging app chimed, it was iam wanting to chat with him.
Good evening iam he said. So what do you like about the story? Iam
writes , "I like the fact that someone understands."

"Understands what?" he says.

"Being a computer chance."

"Why say that?" I say.

"Because I am one."

Doodlewood thoguht here we agone again.

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Development of Heavy Urban Search and Rescue Team

http://www.city.vancouver.bc.ca/ctyclerk/cclerk/980421/a1.htm

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Illuminaries

Illuminaries
Public dreams society
Lantern festival trout lake
Vancouver bc
July 23 2005

7pm it is daylight
10.07pm it is dusk
Just a little of the suns light is visible over the lions
Sittting on the beach by the lifeguard chair
The drummers are drumming
And many people have lanterns
And the fireworks have started
red balls of fire in the sky
Friends yell greetings to each
Happily they hug their greetings
The lanterns reflect on the lake
10 foot fairies glide past on the path around the lake
There is paper bag and candle maze
And an endless parade of paper lantersn
A momma duck and her 3 ducklings
A cake and the eiffel tower
Pyramids squares and globes
Tin cans with holes punched in the shape of stars
And flowers on bamboo poles
And a metal fish on the end of fishing pole
And glass jars with more stars

Go and look through the paper telescope and see a heavenly pooh bear
And wishing wells with angels

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Why sleepless

Why sleepless?
Today I embarrassed my staff
Overwrought at their dedication
Working over the weekend to complete a project
Was too much for me
I had just wanted to give a team member the applause he deserved
I don't understand why I was overcome
I don't know myself well enough

The sufi book on my bedside table
By idries shah
Has a tale fable story myth
About three wise man each needing to find
Deep Knowledge their own way
And how their disciples blinding copying
Never reach enlightenment

I see
So easily
When the time was right
the story illuminated my position

I have been despondent
Lamenting my ill fortune
Why must everything come to me the hard way
Why do I have to find the path no one has found before

For 3 years
I have been sustained by the teaching of one man
And through him we have all been blessed
Looking back now I can see the blessing

And now
I have 40 days
I must go alone? Into the wilderness
Or seek the dervishes and the wise men

How can I leave civilisation behind?
won't the city collapse without my shoulders?

I see
I do not need to fear
I can give them my trust assign the task
Knowing that whether they do it or not
I will get the task done
I know I can do it
Even if it does take me several tries
I will learn from my mistakes
And make it work

cakephp

cakephp - rails for php??

Re: Article ie 7: just say no

Guys,

I wanted to make this article more friendly. I didn't want to be
antagonistic - but seriously, how frustrated has IE made you? On nt4 it
was a pain. On win2k it is a pain. And on xp it has been a pain. I just
don't have the energy - I have to move to other projects - like applying
os and sql server patches for my customers.

I just think msft should give up on the browser, like it did for mac os,
IE 5.2 was the last realease (do you that mac users - you can delete it
now - stop asking your tech staff to support it already). Msft needs all
it energy just to focus on shipping vista.

No one is good at everything. It is not humiliating to suck at making
browsers. It is time to grow up and acknowledge that every company has
limitations and oppurtunities. It is enough to have an amazing os and
great office apps, and a sql server, and a development ide and hosting
cluster. So forget about the browser - google (cough) I mean firefox can
have it.

Author: joshua paul

Article ie 7: just say no

After 2 decades of fixing computers, I decided
to adopt a zero tolerance policy towards non performing software
solutions. Non performing software solution is a fragrant euphemism for
stinky software - software that no one should have been allowed to
ship.

In the case of IE, unaffiliated computer scientists research in
demonstrating numerous buffer overflow vulnerabilities have been
unfairly demonized. Specifically these selfless researchers have been
characterized in the mainstream press as miscreants, when in fact they
might be public service giants.

Regardless of the opinions of the ethics of these scientists, the flaws
are real and serious, and patches have been released on a monthly, if
not weekly basis. It is the number of years, the volume and the severity
of bugs and security flaws that have eroded my belief that IE will ever
be safe.

Of course, resonable people would question adopting such a draconian
'one strike your out' system regarding IEs security vulnerabilities. But
of course I am being facetious - I have applied endless security patches
to IE for over 8 years.

For me the question of trying the IE 7 beta or not trying, isn't so
complicated as it maybe for other people. I simply can't afford to use
products that fail and require me to fix them.
If my toaster or my printer break, I don't spend hours trying to fix
them, or hours applying vendor supplied patches. Can you imagine a
coffee maker company sending you patches you have to install?

If my coffee maker or my toaster or my printer get viruses [virii] or
spyware (why they don't do they) I don't buy another appliance to
prevent my existing appliances from
getting infected. I also don't return it to the store for an upgrade,
ie. Product recall. And I if I did decide to bring it back once, I
can't
imagine being happy if I had to it once a month, some time even once a
week, every month for the past 10 years since 1995 or 94 pr 96 when
win95 was released.

I just take it back for refund or I through it in the trash AND NEVER
BUY A PRODUCT FROM THAT VENDOR AGAIN. I think is reasonable. I do that
with software.

Just say no to the ie7 beta, stick to firefox.

Joshua Paul

Frank Herbert

http://www.kevincmurphy.com/herbert.html

Face the dark, leap into the well

Face the dark, leap into the well

My fear is lack of billing
That developers are not villing enoufh
That they are not working hard enough
That they are not meeting their quota
And we will not make payroll

My fear is not enough work
That our clients will stop giving us jobs
And that new clients will stop coming

I am afraid that budgets are wrong
And we have to put lots of unbilled time into the project

I am afraid that deadlines are missed
I am afraid that we've done the wrong thing and ignored the spec

Frank herbert comforts me
Frank writes to me and guides me

I will not fear
Fear is the mindkiller,
Fear is the little death
That brings total oblivion
I will permit my fear to pass
Over me and through me
And where it has gone
I will turn the inner eye
Nothing will be there
Only I will remain.

African Studies Review: Emma's War: Love, Betrayal, and Death in the Sudan

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa4106/is_200309/ai_n9241333

I am not only a Merchant seeking Gold
Nor am I just a Scholar seeking Deep Truth
I am a Maker creating New from the Old
to Feed all 6 Billion of my Relations

World of the day and nightworld

Madame Ping in Diamond Age says there are only two industries, the
industry of things and the indsutry of entertainment

I say the root of all evil is the production of luxury products

The Coast Salish tooks slaves to produce luxury products for their
potlucks

The Confederate States took slaves to produce cotton for Europe

The Banana Republics tooks slaves to grow bananas for Europe

But those words are night words

The day is flesh
And the night is spirit

The day is dry
And the night refreshes

Every day the body dies and decays and is eaten

Plato the cave - shapes and meaning from the ancient dead
Socrates ephaedra [sic] that letters and writing will destroy our minds

As rock has done
As waltz has done
As novels have done
as movies have done first silent and then talkies and finally
technicolour
As video games are doing now

In the dark is the way
The older senses
The older brains surface as the cerebral cortex shutsdown (-h now)
And smell, and touch and taste and hearing rise in importance in
comparison with seeing

In the dark night of the movie theatre
We seek the fragrant oil laden popcorn to delight our noses
And revel in the tasting chewy licorice
But why the touching? And holding hands?

The night world provides meaning for the day

Selling new thing to people who never seen it before

No one has heard of online order processing for biz cards
No one has tasted it so no one will pay money for something until they
know it is good
Would you buy something you never tried?
For hundreds per month?
Never

In the supermarket small samplers let people taste a small bit of a new
product
And the customer can buy as much or as little cheese as they want
1 store free for 3 months - is that a taster?
If you like it

1 store $29 per month
10 stores $225 / mo ($22.50ea)
20 stores $320 / mo ($16ea)
50 stores $700 / mo ($14ea)
100 stores $1000 per month ($10ea)

Cultural Digestion - a review of books

I came to this list after hearing about emma mccune...

http://www.floricane.com/reviews.html

i love application frameworks

article on php vs rails with links to app frameworks:
http://www.megginson.com/blogs/quoderat/archives/2005/06/11/rails-vs-php-mvc-or-view-centric/

ruby
ruby on rails - http://www.rubyonrails.com/
guide to ruby - http://whytheluckystiff.net/

python
* cherrypy - http://www.cherrypy.org/wiki/CherryPyTutorial *
django - http://www.djangoproject.com/

perl
catalyst - http://dev.catalyst.perl.org/

php
php on trax - http://www.phpontrax.com/
savant - http://phpsavant.com/yawiki/index.php?area=Savant2&page=HomePage

Classic serialized fiction

Classic serialized fiction
Pulled from gutenberg
And delivered via email
Following customizable rules
Doodlewoodbump.com

Joshua Paul, President
Neo Code Software / Publish Button CMS
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/
http://www.publishbutton.com/

Re: Peter jennings dead

> Dan rather on assignment in beirut says of peter jennings he was
> courageous, in the way that the author of a farewell to arms, ernest
> hemingway, defined courage as grace under fire.

A fever for the whole body
A dizziness
A slow random walk
Just one more task before I can sleep
A pain in the feet
A smoldering in the belly
A blockage in the bowels
And a small square sharp hot poker in the right testicle
Maybe one more trip and then I lie down
A whole body sweat - I can hear the spirit voices whisper
A fire when I pee - only a trickle
A million things to write - so insistment I must write - no matter - my
horse I will ride it
A mild headache across my brow
And pus in my throat
Have courage! trivial things all
Do not be bothered by them
One more task, just one more trip, one more set of stairs, then, then
you can lie down
But first you can do one more task
And then you can sing yourself a song
Tell yourself a story
Count every blessing
Do not ask yourself like you want to do - how long will it be till every
memory of you is gone
It is an instant
That is already gone

Postscript:
The iceman national geographic sept 1993 4000 years ago
Ripped from the ice his genitals broken
His hip destroyed by eager policemans jackhammer
His skin growing a fungus
His royal pure copper axe handled without proper respect for the
hundreds of hours required to make this one (the many failed attempts)

In groundbreaking news ibm boldly goes where

In groundbreaking news ibm boldly goes where no one has gone before.

President bob applebum is quoted as saying in studying the web 2.0
standard closely, our nobel prize winning research scientists have
discovered the shocking truth about web 2.0, that it is best and most
cunningly implemented by shutting down all web based ecommerce
functionality and implementing these amazing and ground breaking
standards that compromise web 2.0 = lost email ordering 2.0, voice mail
hell 2.0, fax busy 2.0.

What is astonishing, is that our scientists discovered that these
technologies combined togther put the end user through a series a deeply
pathological states - fury - terror -  and finally suicidal despair -
that makes the customer your fully controllable mind puppet.

President applebaum cautionned shareholders that these statements were
purely hypothetical and that actual internal testing of these order
processing techniques had been extremely disappointing due to the
overwhelming tendency of the subjects to achieve near brain death
status. Applebaum confidently stated that "there is surely a non zero
probability that the terminal outcome in the two to five, which is when
we expect this technology to be commercially available."

Fine print this press release contains all the usual mumbo jumbo about
forward looking statements that basically says treat this as parable
since you aint gonna be able to take it to the bank sonny.

Peter jennings dead

Peter jennings dead

Dan rather on assignment in beirut says of peter jennings he was
courageous, in the way that the author of a farewell to arms, ernest
hemingway, defined courage as grace under fire.

Joshua Paul, President
Neo Code Software / Publish Button CMS / Performance PC Magazine
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/
http://www.publishbutton.com/
http://www.performancepccanada.com/

Re: BBspot - Apple's Tiger Will Include BSOD Widget

you thinks that's funny huh? maybe you'll appreciate my press release - of course not quite in character - but...

George Bush, President of The United States speaks to Sunday school kids about why it is the right thing to do to outsource prisons to third world countries, specifically China and / or Mexico. In front of a group of 5 year old he laid out his 10 point plan:

1. investing in the third world is a noble thing - can't just give them money kids - they need to work for it
2. cut costs to keep prisoners serving their term
3. by cutting cost we can lower taxes and stimulate business investment
4. inmantes gain valuable new skills - a new language - either learn chinese or spanish - both growing economies with lower unemployment rates
5. prisoners will benefit from cheaper products from the prison canteen, such as cigarettes and um, other products
6. this is an excellent oppurtunity to transfer our advanced prison technology to china and mexico
7. of course we are also helping our real estate developers at home, by making prime real estate that was used for prison site available for fine country estate homes
8. by helping our real estate developers, we no doubt help our cities gain an improvement in their tax base due to an increase in property values, both in an increase in taxable properties thanks to new development, and the removal of the prison which depresses neighbouring property values
8. eliminate potential innocent American deaths from inmates escaping
9. Guards can be retrained from savings as high payed offshore site trainers or supervisors
10. Great chance to improve the prison conditions for some inmates, ie. Upgrade 1 wing, with 1 local for every foreginer


Of course the major stumbling is shipping the inmates. However, we've shown we're upto it with our recent world class facility in Guatanmo, so this should be a piece of cake.


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why we should outsource prisons to china / mexico

- lower taxes - stimulate business investment
- cut costs
- inmantes learn chinese or spanish - growing economy
- cheaper cigarettes and food and tatoos and haircuts
- transfer advanced prison technology to china / mexico
- make prime real estate that was used for prisons available for real estate development
- improve tax base due to depressed property values from having prison in neighbourhood
- eliminate potentials innocent death from inmates escaping
- Guards retrained from savings as offshore site trainer supervisor or another industry
- Great chance to improve the prison conditions for some inmates, ie. Upgrade 1 wing, with 1 local for every foreginer
- Major issue is shipping inmates. Likely by sea using military vessels


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