Season 1 - draft King panda and the hungry dragons v7

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Season 1 - draft King panda and the hungry dragons v7
Copyright 2006 jpaul

Goals
Inspire imaginations with fantastic tall tales of adventure and mystery
as picked by consumers
Teach english using In context help like sword in the stone as selected
by teachers and researchers
Teach environmental values using Introductions to real life heros caring
for the planet as selected by media writers and hosts

Chapter 1
One morning king panda was relaxing before a nice fire in his living
room, eating his favorite butter toast and reading the newspaper about
stephen lewis leaving the united nations. The united nations is the
place where all the countries in the world get together to talk. Stephen
lewis was working with countries to help them keep their people alive
and healthy.

The sound of yelling and the banging of pots and pans gets his attention
as the master cook and the captain of guard come bursting in. King panda
hears their dispute and settles it fairly.

Then he heard a thud on the roof of the castle. A thud is a loud noise.

He called his guards and Princess Jeannie and they all went up the to
roof.

Meanwhile - in emperor doodlewood bumps evil lair, emperor bump is
monologuing. A monologue is when one person speaks for a long time.

My Evil Minions (minions are people who have agreed to do what someone
else tells them to do), minions I have a foolproof plan to get the
fluffy Pillow of destruction from Princess Jeannie. Soon I will have
that fluffy pillow of destruction, and then I can complete my massive
and terrible weapon of fluffy destruction so I can control the whole
world.

My evil plan came to me while I was doing some research. I have been
reading naomi cambells, no naomi kleins book loglo, and the plan is to
brand my evil power. So from now on, all our things need to be stamped
with "emperor bump - total global domination - tgd.' We need the acronym
for brand recognition.

Chapter 2
On the roof of the castle they found a balloonist and his balloon. A
balloonist is someone who controls a large flying balloon with a large
basket underneath, just like a pilot who flies a plane.

The balloonist introduced himself - my name dodge roger and I have been
sent here as an ambassador of my country Mercah. (An ambassador is a
special kind of messenger that has special powers to make peace.)

We are under attack by giant flying lizards. We have heard of your
kingdom and your ability to help others. I have brought you this giant
flying lizards egg as a present. Be careful when it hatches and you will
be safe.

King panda asks him how did you get here by yourself?

Dodge says, I didn't. There were 5 of us. But we lost Daryl when we had
to fight the dragons that followed us. Hannah died when her ballon got
hit by lightning and the ballon exploded as we crossed the ocean.
Christopher got blown of course, and Melanie got shot down by ogres,
trolls and goblins.

We all expected to die. No one has ever made it here before. We all
knew what we were getting into, but we had to try. It was either die at
home or die trying to get here.

Will you cross the treacherous ocean and risk your life to help us?

Chapter 3
So after deliberating a while king panda said he could help.
(Deliberating means taking plenty of time to make up your mind to know
which way is best.)

So he took Capt. Koala's regiment (a regiment is a large group of
soldiers), Princess Jeannie and her pillow of destruction, his magician
Noodlehead, plus he asked Neo and his poppa to come and bring his magic
carpet from the human world. He asked Sad Elephant his old advisor to
take care his kingdom while he was gone.

Once Neo and his poppa arrived everyone boarded the tall ships and
sailed for the balloonist's country Mercah.

At first the ocean was calm, but after several days, there was thunder,
and lightning, and rain. Lots and lots of rain.

Chapter 4
The ships rocked back and forth, and unfortunately during the storm,
several of king panda's soldiers was swept off the deck by a giant wave
almost as tall as the ship itself into the ocean never to be seen
again.

Finally, after sailing for several stormy weeks they arrived at the
country of Mercah.

After a weeks travel inland King panda meet the council of Mercah. They
had to meet underground because of an aerial bombardment. An aerial
bombardment is when your enemies are throwing lots of things at you).
But the lizards were stopped from destroying the city by dropping rocks
just in time because king panda's regiment of soldiers made shapes on
the ground to scare them away. The council asked about his plan, and
some of the council members didn't believe him but most agreed after
seeing his prowess.

The word prowess means he is good at what he does, in this case of
stopping the lizards from killing everyone.

So king panda and the people of mercah built a pit and filled it with
food, and that night the flying lizards came and ate the food, and the
soldiers went up into the mountains and hid in the nests waiting for the
lizards to return. And when the flying lizards came back to their nests,
Neo and the flying carpet and a regiment of the balloonists caught the
flying lizards in a giant net, and the soldiers held the lizards while
the magicians tied them up with magic, and then king panda went and
talked to the king of the flying lizards.

The king of the flying lizards didn't want to share and king panda
showed him that they had to share by helping him realize how it felt
when other people hurt you, and that they could work with the people of
mercah, and that the people could feed them if they could bring the
people gold nuggets from the moutains.

Gold nuggests are small rocks of solid gold.

Everybody agreed, and eventually the flying lizards and the people
became friends and flew together hunting for gold nuggets to sell and
trade for food.

And king panda went back to his country with lots of presents.

The end.

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Joshua Paul
http://joshuapaul.blogspot.com/

Season 1 - draft King panda and the hungry dragons v5

Season 1 - draft King panda and the hungry dragons v4

Goals
Inspire imaginations with fantastic tall tales of adventure and mystery
as picked by consumers
Teach english using In context help like sword in the stone as selected
by teachers and researchers
Teach environmental values using Introductions to real life heros caring
for the planet as selected by media writers and hosts

Chapter 1
One morning king panda was relaxing before a nice fire in his living
room, eating his favorite butter toast and reading the newspaper about
stephen lewis leaving the united nations. The united nations is the
place where all the countries in the world get together to talk. Stephen
lewis was working with countries to help them keep their people alive
and healthy.

The sound of yelling and the banging of pots and pans gets his attention
as the master cook and the captain of guard came bursting in. King panda
heard the dispute and settled it fairly.

Then he heard a thud on the roof of the castle. A thud is a loud noise.

He called his guards and Princess Jeannie and they all went up the to
roof.

Meanwhile - in emperor doodlewood bumps evil lair, emperor bump is
monologuing. A monologue is when one person speaks for a long time.

Minions, I have an idea to get the fluffy Pillow of destruction from
Princess Jeannie. Soon I will have that pillow, so I can complete my
massive weapon of fluffy destruction so I can rule the world.

I have been doing some research. I have been reading naomi cambells, no
naomi kleins book loglo, and the problem facing my empire is branding.
So from now on, all our things need to be stamped with "emperor bump -
total global domination - tgd.' We need the acronym for brand
recognition.

Chapter 2
On the roof they found a balloonist and his balloon. A balloonist is
someone who controls a large flying balloon with a large basket
underneath, just like a pilot who flies a plane.

The balloonist introduced himself - my name dodge roger and I have been
sent here as an ambassador of my country Mercah. (An ambassador is a
special kind of messenger that has special powers to make peace.)

We are under attack by giant flying lizards. We have heard of your
kingdom and your ability to help others. I have brought you this giant
flying lizards egg as a present. Be careful when it hatches and you will
be safe. Will you cross the treacherous ocean and risk your life to help
us?

Chapter 3
So after deliberating a while king panda said he could help.
(Deliberating means taking plenty of time to make up your mind to know
which way is best.)

So he took a regiment (a regiment is a large group of soldiers),
princess Jeannie and her pillow of destruction, and several of his
magicians, plus he asked Neo and his poppa to come and bring his magic
carpet from the human world.

Once Neo and his poppa arrived everyone boarded the tall ships and
sailed for the balloonist's country Mercah.

At first the ocean was calm, but after several days, there was thunder,
and lightning, and rain. Lots and lots of rain. The ships rocked back
and forth, and unfortunately during the storm, 1 of king panda's
soldiers was swept off the deck by a giant wave almost as tall as the
ship itself into the ocean never to be seen again.

Finally, after sailing for several stormy weeks they arrived at the
country of Mercah.

After a weeks travel inland King panda meet the council of Mercah. They
had to meet underground because of an aerial bombardment. An aerial
bombardment is when your enemies are throwing lots of things at you).
But the lizards were stopped from destroying the city by dropping rocks
just in time because king panda's regiment of soldiers made shapes on
the ground to scare them away. The council asked about his plan, and
some of the council members didn't believe him but most agreed after
seeing his prowess.

The word prowess means he is good at what he does, in this case of
stopping the lizards from killing everyone.

So king panda and the people of mercah built a pit and filled it with
food, and that night the flying lizards came and ate the food, and the
soldiers went up into the mountains and hid in the nests waiting for the
lizards to return. And when the flying lizards came back to their nests,
Neo and the flying carpet and a regiment of the balloonists caught the
flying lizards in a giant net, and the soldiers held the lizards while
the magicians tied them up with magic, and then king panda went and
talked to the king of the flying lizards.

The king of the flying lizards didn't want to share and king panda
showed him that they had to share by helping him realize how it felt
when other people hurt you, and that they could work with the people of
mercah, and that the people could feed them if they could bring the
people gold nuggets from the moutains.

Gold nuggests are small rocks of solid gold.

Everybody agreed, and eventually the flying lizards and the people
became friends and flew together hunting for gold nuggets to sell and
trade for food.

And king panda went back to his country with lots of presents.

The end.

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Joshua Paul
http://joshuapaul.blogspot.com/

How bitter all roads lead to destruction are

All roads lead to destruction
The dinosaurs ate themselves into extinction
They didn't stay small
They got bigger
Don't grow Neo code too big
Why not get big like sxip and dick?
And gather as many resources as possible
Because it is not what I am here to do
What are you here to do?
Eat more? Gain more weight?
Write books?
Tell stories?
Dream?
My wish is
The improvisational imaginary inspirational mobile centre for healing
human cognitive development
I still don't know what it is
But it still sounds cool
What can I do to change the world my kids will live in?
What is in my power to do?
To make the air clean?
The water pure?
The food uncontaminated?
I can give something like that for christmas
Like trees?
That's the only idea I have at the moment
Or
Buying park land?
Or
Donating to greenpeace?

Anyway giving a future for christmas

How can I promote low impact living
Though burgers and steak are yummy
Pay now or the kids pay later

Who is taking our kids hostage?
We are

What monsters are we hatching in iraq that will travel our roads back?

And what does this mean to consumers in india and china?
Because it is brand and fashion
Because it is elite
Only the elite can afford to know the means of production
To get the 1million generations seal of approval
That it is blessed
Is this product blessed
Every step of the way
Or cursed
Can you resist the curse?

Season 1 - draft King panda and the hungry dragons v4

Season 1 - draft King panda and the hungry dragons v4

Goals
Inspire imaginations with fantastic tall tales of adventure and mystery
Teach english using In context help like sword in the stone
Teach environmental values using Introductions to real life heros caring
for the planet

Chapter 1
One morning king panda was relaxing before a nice fire in his living
room, eating his favorite butter toast and reading the newspaper about
stephen lewis leaving the united nations. The united nations is the
place where all the countries in the world get together to talk. Stephen
lewis was working with countries to help them keep their people alive
and healthy.

Then he heard a thud on the roof of the castle. A thud is a loud noise.

He called his guards and Princess Jeannie and they all went up the to
roof.

Chapter 2
On the roof they found a balloonist and his balloon. A balloonist is
someone who controls a large flying balloon with a large basket
underneath, just like a pilot who flies a plane.

The balloonist introduced himself - my name dodge roger and I have been
sent here as an ambassador of my country Mercah. (An ambassador is a
special kind of messenger that has special powers to make peace.)

We are under attack by giant flying lizards. We have heard of your
kingdom and your ability to help others. I have brought you this giant
flying lizards egg as a present. Be careful when it hatches and you will
be safe. Will you cross the treacherous ocean and risk your life to help
us?

Chapter 3
So after deliberating a while king panda said he could help.
(Deliberating means taking plenty of time to make up your mind to know
which way is best.)

So he took a regiment (a regiment is a large group of soldiers),
princess Jeannie and her pillow of destruction, and several of his
magicians, plus he asked Neo and his poppa to come and bring his magic
carpet from the human world.

Once Neo and his poppa arrived everyone boarded the tall ships and
sailed for the balloonist's country Mercah.

At first the ocean was calm, but after several days, there was thunder,
and lightning, and rain. Lots and lots of rain. The ships rocked back
and forth, and unfortunately during the storm, 1 of king panda's
soldiers was swept off the deck by a giant wave almost as tall as the
ship itself into the ocean never to be seen again.

Finally, after sailing for several stormy weeks they arrived at the
country of Mercah.

After a weeks travel inland King panda meet the council of Mercah. They
had to meet underground because of an aerial bombardment. An aerial
bombardment is when your enemies are throwing lots of things at you).
But the lizards were stopped from destroying the city by dropping rocks
just in time because king panda's regiment of soldiers made shapes on
the ground to scare them away. The council asked about his plan, and
some of the council members didn't believe him but most agreed after
seeing his prowess.

The word prowess means he is good at what he does, in this case of
stopping the lizards from killing everyone.

So king panda and the people of mercah built a pit and filled it with
food, and that night the flying lizards came and ate the food, and the
soldiers went up into the mountains and hid in the nests waiting for the
lizards to return. And when the flying lizards came back to their nests,
Neo and the flying carpet and a regiment of the balloonists caught the
flying lizards in a giant net, and the soldiers held the lizards while
the magicians tied them up with magic, and then king panda went and
talked to the king of the flying lizards.

The king of the flying lizards didn't want to share and king panda
showed him that they had to share by helping him realize how it felt
when other people hurt you, and that they could work with the people of
mercah, and that the people could feed them if they could bring the
people gold nuggets from the moutains.

Gold nuggests are small rocks of solid gold.

Everybody agreed, and eventually the flying lizards and the people
became friends and flew together hunting for gold nuggets to sell and
trade for food.

And king panda went back to his country with lots of presents.

The end.

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Joshua Paul
http://joshuapaul.blogspot.com/

Where I am at - do @ inventing

@ podcast
@ invent
@ slide text making
@ singing
@ improv

@ no good at nolf2, games no hope
@ wish I had spent time meditating
..@ eat well, body investing
..@ pack lunches save 4k/yr
....@ endian etc for internal use config no good, map no good, no
progress, kill it
.@ just clean up cabling
.@ clean up endian docs
.@ smile and be kind for customer service
.@ king panda needs to fight evil with suspense
.@ remove coffee panic, try ginseng instead

Where I am at - do @ inventing

@ no good at nolf2, games no hope
@ wish I had spent time meditating
..@ eat well, body investing
..@ pack lunches save 4k/yr
....@ endian etc for internal use config no good, map no good, no
progress, kill it
.@ just clean up cabling
.@ clean up endian docs
.@ smile and be kind for customer service
.@ king panda needs to fight evil with suspense
.@ remove coffee panic, try ginseng instead

Where I am at - do

@ no good at nolf2, games no hope
@ wish I had spent time meditating
..@ eat well, body investing
..@ pack lunches save 4k/yr
....@ endian etc for internal use config no good, map no good, no
progress, kill it
.@ just clean up cabling
.@ clean up endian docs
.@ smile and be kind for customer service
.@ king panda needs to fight evil with suspense
.@ remove coffee panic, try ginseng instead

Sample - draft King panda and the flying lizards v2

One morning king panda was making toast and reading the newspaper about
stephen lewis leaving the united nations, when he heard a thud on the
roof of the castle.

He called his guards and went up the roof where they found a balloonist
and his balloon.

A balloonist is someone who controls the balloon, like a pilot flies the
plane

The balloonist introduced himself - my name dodge roger and I have been
sent here as an ambassador of my country Mercah. We are under attack by
giant flying lizards. We have heard of your kingdom and your ability to
help others. I have brought you this giant flying lizards egg as a
present.

So deliberating king panda said he could help and he took a regiment of
his best soliders, and several of his magicians, plus he asked for Neo
to come and bring his magic carpet from the human world.

Deliberating means deciding which way to go is best,

Once Neo arrived everyone boarded the tall ships and sailed for the
balloonist country Mercah, and after sailing for several stormy weeks
they arrived.

After a weeks travel inland King panda meet the council of Mercah during
an aerial bombardment by the lizards dropping rocks which king pandas
troop drove off. They asked about his plan, some were skeptical but most
agreed after seeing his prowess.

The word prowess means he is good at what he does, in this case stopping
the lizards from killing everyone.

So they built a pit and filled it with food, and that night the birds
came and ate the food, and the soldiers went and hid in the nests for
the birds to return. And when the flying lizards came back, Neo and
flying carpet and the balloonists caught the lizards giant net, and the
soldiers and the magicians tied them up, and then king panda went and
talked to the king of the flying lizards.

The king of the flying lizards didn't want to negotiate or share and
king panda showed him that they had to share by helping him realize how
it felt when other people hurt you, and that they could work with the
people, and that the people could feed them if they could bring the
people gold nuggets from the moutains.

Everybody agreed, and eventually the flying lizards and the people
became friends and flew together hunting for gold nuggets to sell and
trade for food.

And king panda went back to his country with lots of presents.

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Sample - draft King panda and the flying lizards

One morning king panda was making toast and reading the newspaper about
stephen lewis leaving the united nations, when he heard a thud on the
roof of the castle.

He called his guards and went up the roof where they found a balloonist
and his balloon.

The balloonist said my name dodge roger and I have been sent here as an
ambassador of my country Mercah. We are under attack by giant flying
lizards. We have heard of your kingdom and your ability to help others.
I have brought you this giant flying lizards egg as a present.

So king panda said he could help and he took a regiment of his best
soliders, and several of his magicians, plus he asked for Neo to come
and bring his magic carpet from the human world.

Once Neo arrived everyone boarded the tall ships and sailed for the
balloonist country Mercah, and after sailing for several weeks they
arrived.

King panda meet the council of Mercah and they asked about his plan,
some were skeptical but most agreed.

So they built a pit and filled it with food, and that night the birds
came and ate the food, and the soldiers went and hid in the nests for
the birds to return. And when the bird came back king panda went and
talked to the king of birds. The king of the flying lizards didn't want
to negotiate or share and king panda showed him that they had to share,
and that the people could feed them if they could bring the people gold
nuggets from the moutains.

Everybody agreed, and eventually the flying lizards and the people
became friends and flew together hunting for gold nuggets to sell and
trade for food.

And king panda went back to his country with lots of presents.

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Stocks I want

What seeds can I buy today that in 50 years will surely grow big and
strong?

Metals incl uranium
Food incl water and wheat
Land incl farms
Developping countries
Recycling

How much 10k

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Re: BBC E-mail: Ethiopia and St@rb@cks talks fail

That's exactly what the true perpatrator of this heinous crime wants the
world to think. This isn't the work of you know who - as evil as he is -
he is not this evil.

king panda has informed me that his spies have traced this back to none
other than the evil culinary genius Emperor Doodlewood Bump.

This is part of his plot for world domination.

King panda will be sending more spies to ethiopia and st@rb@cks to find
out what emperor bump is up to this time.

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>
> ** Message **
> more of the dark lord's work...
>
> ** Ethiopia and St@rb@cks talks fail **
> Talks between Ethiopia and St@rb@cks have failed to end a dispute over
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Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

(Write it!) like disaster - I am alive

A roughly chronological list of my top 10 disasters

1. 6 or 7 generations ago in prussia - a minor noble, which strikes me
as vain, you duelled and cut off someones head and fled to america.

2. 5 generations go by, 3 generations ago my paternal grand fathers
parents divorce. 2 generations ago my maternal grand parents divorce.

3. 1 generation ago my parents flee the states to avoid the draft before
I am born.

4. My sister and I are born into poverty to 1st generation immigrants
with no community support. We eat pea soup and oatmeal and wear old
clothes.

5. They divorce after 8 years. Because my dad is beating up my mother.
And I don't remember - but the story my sister tells is that I would try
to get in between. But I am not that boy - he didn't make it. I don't
remember much. A corner store where a chinese man gives us chrysthemum
sugar tea powder.

6. Then my mom met my step dad. And I watched my dad beat him up too.
Naked. Knowlton Nash was on the national, in b&w on a little 13" tv that
sat on the floor in the basement suite in north van.

7. Then for 12 years or so he denies me approval, which I am always
seeking.

9. I am sexually molested by a friend while sleeping.

10. My dad dies in a plane crash on his way to work. He helps other
people out but they don't help him.

I am alive.

down with capitalism

doug,

you must break free from the chains capitalism.

join the assault against the evil empire of capitalism.

imagine if you will a world free from tyranny and oppression and
capitalism.

the use of capital letters is evil, has no linguistic value, adds no
additional meaning and has been scientifically proven in double blind
studies to be the leading cause of cancer, terrorist insurgency, loss of
erectile function, child poverty, hunger, global warming, obesity,
increased taxes, vomitting and diarrhea.

it is your duty as a freedom fighter to join the capitalism liberation
army today!

fight the power!

down with capitalism!

On Sat, 2 Dec 2006 7:35 am, Douglas Alder wrote:
> Josh,
>
> They are called capital letters. To achieve them, randomly employ the
> Shift key on your keyboard. Alternatively, click the CAPS LOCK key
> once. (Keyboard not supplied) ;-)
>
> Doug

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Cash Jeannie - Draft - Hey where's your atm plan

I want less hosting.
I want less 3am fixing calls.
I stick with software.
I don't want to deliver vault cash.
I don't want to be light armoured car infantry.
I don't want to see my back end income eliminated due to competition.

I want to sell it to cash only restaurants.
Restaurant supplies cash.
Restaurant rents to own atm so they supply service.

Why this?

Good for murray warren sell by phone?
Or
Good for korean market?
Or
Good for selling internet access?
Or
Good for ebay convenience store with mailboxes?
Or
Good for restaurants - they supply the vault cash

@@Cash jeannie@@

The parade
the event The launch of cash Jeannie
The audience - pizza owners, convenience store owners
The booth
The drums
The event
Forms, sign up and participate

How to sell atms
Pay the owners the setup by giving them a discount on the hardware?
Or the service plan?
Give it to the sales guys?
Advertise?
Why
Make a web setup form
Cold calling stores
Advertise with coupons on the tape as a service to members that pay
extra
Advertise with coupons and stickers on the unit
Provide free website
Discounted internet station
Other deliveries with cash, phone cards, stored value cards
Magazines, blank dvds, cds, and memory cards
The atm is my POP - its my store and I keep it stock with items
Maybe those items are redeemed with points
Maybe I promote a website, a portal, with games, and classifieds, and
news

Just go and sell them yourself

I come from russian polish, and that it was raped and pillaged by
mongolians
Which means
I am part mogolian rapist
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Doug,

Can you check out my plan?

Are you the owner manager
Lets sign an agreement
I put in place
Supply all the cash
I will have it up and running in 15 minutes
And it will cost you nothing
And we will share the revenue
I will take 0.50 to pay off the unit and then we will split the rest
50/50 after the telco cost - $15/month
After 30 days
If this machine isn't big enough
I send you an invoice
And I will you the atm at cost
Site agreement
Processing agreement

Murray warren cold calling

Garrett 3 months - 15 machines - cold calling
Richard morris 18 months - 250 machines in the maritimes
Bob robbins - 5 machines 1000 at the stampede txns per events - permits

Sales guy detail
Own gas
Own insurance
Supply vehicle
$375 new deal

Asset 4x value to get out

Bank of montreal
Settles the next day 24 hours
Good for the line of credit
Delivering cash once a week
Repairing as needed
$3k/month

Locations
Cash only restaurants
Casinos
Massage parlours
Building managers
Parking lots
T&t
Korean grocery store assoc
$375 per location

You are my sunshine

Face, eyes, lips, nose, mouth, voice, laugh
Its you
Your presence
And spirit
Making you into you
The spring inside you
Filling the world
Shaping a tiny piece of the universe into you
Pulling bits of the universe into orbit around you
And for a tiny piece of time
Me too

Somehow I shaping you and you are shaping me
And we dance together in orbit
And you stir me

Thinking about how I shape you
I stop, knowing I don't know how to do my best

But you
Sweet light angel
Everyones darling favorite
Kindly give more smiles, laughter and gentle touches

And I am a monster
Begging and stamping my feet
"Don't go!"
But I am left behind in your dreams
When you wake up

I can't be left behind
I want you
Love you
Sacrifice myself for you
I hope you love me
Too
More and more
Everyday

Imagine this v2

Imagine
Making a game, ad, book, video
That sold Neo code
Software
Hosting
Staff
Ideas
Stories
That promoted Neo code
And
Cogagni
That paid the rent
And
Made the world a cleaner safer better place
And
Made me happy and feel good about myself
And
Use my ideas
And
Actually got started
And
Finds customers
And
Knows my limits

Sounds like
Making software about custom software
Making speeches about custom software
Making articles about custom software
Making videos about custom software
Making games about custom software
Making posters about custom software
Making flash banners about custom software
Making print ads about custom software
Making lotions and potions about custom software
Making clothes about custom software
Making diaires about custom software

Or replace custom software with op
Or replace custom software with passtracker
Or replace custom software with hosting
Or replace custom software with digital posters
Or replace custom software with ecommerce
Or replace custom software with me

What's the best margin?

Digital posters

Imagine this

Imagine
Making a game, ad, book, video
That sold Neo code
Software
Hosting
Staff
Ideas
Stories
That promoted Neo code
And
Cogagni
That paid the rent
And
Made the world a cleaner safer better place
And
Made me happy and feel good about myself
And
Use my ideas
And
Actually got started
And
Finds customers
And
Knows my limits

Sounds like
Making speeches about custom software
Making articles about custom software
Making videos about custom software
Making games about custom software
Making posters about custom software
Making flash banners about custom software
Making print ads about custom software
Making lotions and potions about custom software
Making clothes about custom software
Making diaires about custom software

Or replace custom software with op
Or replace custom software with passtracker
Or replace custom software with hosting
Or replace custom software with digital posters
Or replace custom software with ecommerce
Or replace custom software with me

What's the best margin?

Digital posters

YaCy: P2P Web Search Engine

http://www.yacy.net/yacy/

Mini review: skype video

Product: skype video, www.skype.com

Competitors: ichat, msn video

Pros: its works through firewalls where the others fail, zero config,
cross platform, single platform for chat, voice, and video
Cons: "laggy," no support for multi way video chat, client doesn't
support aim, msn, icq or yahoo, should be able to be embedded in a web
page

Price: free

What I recommend: a supported webcam (see skype.com), mac os x or win
xp, and headphones with integrated mic.

Why it works: eBay bought them for billions, so they can afford to make
video chat work

What's it good for: no idea. I still feel uncomfortable with video chat.
Maybe the lag is embarrassing, it leads to crosstalk. Also audio drop
outs suck. I imagine it would be fun to use with a wireless portable
with builtin webcab like a vaio.

Review: I work with web strategist Jason Agouris from iTristanmedia.com,
and for an upcoming meeting he thought video conferencing would be best.
We had tried iChat AV in the past without success and this time was no
exception - despite each of us successfully connecting to apple's test
ichat av accounts which loop there ads - that is an idea for something -
anyway we couldn't connect each other. Jason suggested skype and after
quitting ichat and downloading the most recent version - it worked
right away.

Rating: go get it. It works.

Future visions seen on nov 10

Flickr and Ebay grew big because of commodity internet, and commodity
digital cameras
Something new will grow out of higher speed internet and commodity
digital hd video

Something new will grow out of digital video coming out of cell phones.
Imagine saving all your videos from your entire life, consuming
terabytes of storage, and being able to control the playback through
your cell phone. Imagine being able to search for images of of dad who
passed away, or your wife when she was younger, or a child from before
an accident.

World of warcraft and everquest grew out of cheap computing and cheap
bandwidth.
Something new will grow out of 10mbps bandwidth and multicore processors
linked to ever larger clusters of servers and mainframes.
Imagine what those clusters of mainframes can do?
Imagine running video editing applications, or animation rendering, or
office applications, or browsing through the audio and video recordings
of your life.
Imagine being able to record your entire life. All your conversations
and all your actions and have them available for playback and to share.
Wim wenders imagined one universe.
Sci fi writers have imagined others.
Imagine manufacturers and producers putting ads and cash registers into
those worlds.

Imagine playing a reading a story that was actually a manual to a game.
Imagine watching a tv show and movie that was actually a tutorial to a
game.
Imagine playing a game that rehearsed biologicaly healthy behaviour.
Imagine earning rewards for doing good things in the game that could be
converted into real things from biologically healthy producers.
Imagine getting letters as part of the game.
Imagine chatting with actors in the game who are in reality counsellors.

One Art

The art of losing isn't hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster.

Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost door keys, the hour badly spent.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.

I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three loved houses went.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.

---Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident
the art of losing's not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.

-- Elizabeth Bishop

David Gelernter's epigraph to Mirror Worlds

No changing of place
at a hundred miles an hour,


       You can't imagine how strange it seemed
       to be journeying on thus, without
       any visible cause of progress
       other than the magical machine,


nor making of stuffs a thousand
yards a minute,


       with its flying white breath and
       rhythmical, unvarying pace,
       between these rocky walls, which are
       already clothed with moss and
       ferns and grass;


will make us
one whit stronger, happier
or wiser.


       and when I reflected that


There was always more
in the world
than men could see,
walked they ever so slowly;


       these great masses of stone had been cut
       asunder to allow our passage thus far
       below the surface of the earth, I felt that


they will see it no better
for going fast.
JOHN RUSKIN (1856)


       no fairy tale
       was every half so wonderful
       as what I saw.
       FANNY KEMBLE (1830)

No more, all you need is here

A musical by joshua paul

(Darkness - a voice sings out)
No more
No more
Can I hide
No more
No more

I am
What I am
I am
What I am

We are
What we are
So we be

(Darkness)

(Light comes up backstage right - a prisoner chained into an electric
chair)

Prisoner begins to sing -
Some times I feel like a motherless child
A long long way from home
Some times I feel like I am almost gone
a long long way from home

(Fades to darkness - vivaldis 4 seasons begins to play - lights come up
front stage left - 1 madame and two goons face a young woman, behind him
her two kids are kneeling, hands behind their backs, with one goon with
two guns each pointed at the backs of their heads)
Taipan - we will keep your family safe, ms. Black, very safe. no harm
will come them. No harm will come your son. No harm will come your
daughter. No harm will come to them. Give us what we want ms black.
Everything will be fine.
Ms black sings the house of rising sun

(Fade to black - and the center lights come on - a family dinner table
is set, 4 chairs and a nuclear family explodes destroying the dining
room as they sing "sun rise sun set")
Parent sings the song, at the same time yelling at each other, at the
same time wrecking the table while children huddle under the table
Father - I am tired after working all day. When I get home I want some
respect
Mother - I work all day. What thanks do I get

(Fade to darkness - on the right and left side mirror scenes - a rich
man with shopping bags of food trades the food for "time" with one of a
poor families children - silently done with pointing, the rich man takes
the child away)
Child while holding rich mans hand sings while crying - swing low sweet
chariot

ZipStory - rumplestiltskin

Poor young girl desperate to escape pvoerty tricks king into granting
her audience so she can demo her fathers great money making machine that
convert straw into gold.

Plan backfires king is furious and violent, and throws her in jail and
demands that she deliver where her father couldn't or else she will
die.

Three night in a row she is saved by grey alien who wants her baby so
her helps her survive and marry the king.

A year later the gray returns and take the baby which the mother
refuses. And so the quest for the name begins.

Organism: stand up comedy skit - business travel - the airline stewardess

Business travel. Airplanes. Perky stewardesses repeating instructions
about how to prepare yourself for death.

That's my favorite part, I mean the part about how to adjust the yellow
rubber air mask, what I like to call the yellow rubber mask of death.

Like that's going to save you when the 30,000 pounds of steel you
strapped into with 100 other people about to die.

I mean have you ever heard from the survivors of airplane that
depressurized?

"Oh yeah those masks were great until we crshed into the ocean."

And I especially like the comforting remark about no need to panic, I
mean worry, about little air bag failing, to inflate - that is perfectly
normal.

Probably its perfectly normal for them not to inflate because your
crashing into the ocean.

What spirit moves you?

What spirit moves you?

In what spirit is it done?

What's the difference?

What makes a work special?

What's the spirit of the work?

How much heart is in the work?

Neo code v10.2

A story of the dog and the bone

V1 hosting
V2 license pb
V3 custom work no hosting
V4 no work - big job
V5 big jobs, steady 1 client and hosting
V6 cycle smooth with magazine
V7 big job, lose 1 client 3 yr contract, and hosting
V8 add contract writers, big jobs, hosting, add license again
V9 big job clients don't like contract writer, why sell licenses, we are
custom developers

V10 big job developers -
If this was someone elses company whay you tell them about promotions?
The more you give the more you get
Be generous
Virtual introduction
Virtual demo
Whitepaperss
here's our resume:
1. promote our experience and our success: past big job, small job,
frameworks, apps = code inventory
2. Promote our tools - we are experts with these tools, we choose them
because = howtos
3. Promote our pre sales process with tools for potential clients and
customers to help them = whitepapers
Such as an scope builder
A spec builder
A wireframe builder
A schema builder
And then a estimator
And a quote generator
4. Promote our process: 3 ways How we work, wiki, bugzilla, trac, svn,
chat, backups, virtual machines, meetings, quotes, sign off

Neo code v10.1

A story of the dog and the bone

V1 hosting
V2 license pb
V3 custom work no hosting
V4 no work - big job
V5 big jobs, steady 1 client and hosting
V6 cycle smooth with magazine
V7 big job, lose 1 client 3 yr contract, and hosting
V8 add contract writers, big jobs, hosting, add license again
V9 big job clients don't like contract writer, why sell licenses, we are
custom developers

V10 big job developers -
Virtual introduction
Virtual demo
here's our resume:
1. promote our experience and our success: past big job, small job,
frameworks, apps,
2. Promote our tools - we are experts with these tools, we choose them
because
3. Promote our pre sales process with tools for potential clients and
customers to help them
Such as an scope builder
A spec builder
A wireframe builder
A schema builder
And then a estimator
And a quote generator
4. Promote our process: 3 ways How we work, wiki, bugzilla, trac, svn,
chat, backups, virtual machines, meetings, quotes, sign off

Neo code v10

A story of the dog and the bone

V1 hosting
V2 license pb
V3 custom work no hosting
V4 no work - big job
V5 big jobs, steady 1 client and hosting
V6 cycle smooth with magazine
V7 big job, lose 1 client 3 yr contract, and hosting
V8 add contract writers, big jobs, hosting, add license again
V9 big job clients don't like contract writer, why sell licenses, we are
custom developers

V10 big job developers,
Promote ourselves with tools for potential clients and customers to help
them
Such as an scope builder
A spec builder
A wireframe builder
A schema builder
And then a estimator
And a quote generator

not server admins - who?
not hosting - who?
not licenses - until dev more stable

promote our past big job work - frameworks?

How we work - forums - pages - what - more than license

Neo code v9

A story of the dog and the bone

V1 hosting
V2 license pb
V3 custom work no hosting
V4 no work - big job
V5 big jobs, steady 1 client and hosting
V6 cycle smooth with magazine
V7 big job, lose 1 client 3 yr contract, and hosting
V8 add contract writers, big jobs, hosting, add license again
V9 big job clients don't like contract writer, why sell licenses, we are
custom developers
V10 big job developers, not server admins - who?, not hosting - who?,
not licenses - until dev more stable
V11 promote our big job work - frameworks? How we work - forums - pages
- what - more than license

Noodlehead - kids tv with computer, letter, puzzle and writing game

Noodlehead - kids tv with computer, letter, puzzle and writing game (ex.
peopea)

Rehearsal from theatre of the oppressed

Funs kids games, songs, excercises, puzzles and stories

Tv series with website, dvd, website, coupons and puzzles

Buy items from the estore and store to collect points to get points,
energy, and prizes

Items - real stamps, virtual stamps, real detective tools, virtual
detective tools

Quests - write real letters, virtual letters, read real books, write
virtual books

Distrobution - dvd, bittorrent, Youtube, googleVideo

Markets - NAFTA, EU, austrailia, korea, china,

The truth about president george w. Bush as seen in the crystal ball by propheterious

The truth about president george w. Bush as seen in the crystal ball by
propheterious

Forward by joshua paul

two or three weeks ago, I began receiving the most unusual emails. In
the beginning I dismissed them as probe spam - you know the kind of spam
that doesn't try to selll you anything but contains a strange story. But
unlike normal spam the emails always came from a single email address,
and the emails weren't several stories ground up and hamburgered
together.

I have tried to contact the writer of these emails but all my emails
have been ignored. I begged, I pleaded, I negotiated, I yelled and I
threatened. But still I got no answer.

The messages themselves look like this:

My Lord Crown Prince George,

I know your secrets - but I am on your side. I am of royal blood as
well.

I want to help the Royal Bush family's fight to rid the world of
democracy.

Lord Crown Prince George, I know you feel down, but you won't give up,
no matter how close to defeat you are, I know we 'must destroy
constitution.'

I know your family is actually from Saudi Arabia - part of the royal
family. How difficult it must be for you to pretend to be a commoner,
but your bear your burden with grace.

I know Saddam is your older brother and you share the same father. I
know that despite his betrayal of you and your father, you still love
him. I respect your compassion for sparing his life.

I know the world is not safe for our children. I know your a doing your
best to right the old wrong. Theocracy with the king as church is best
for the people, world peace and prosperity. I am impressed at your
ability to kill or imprison those barbarians that don't know that.

I know you have rigged elections with voting machines. I hope you have
everything in place for this november.

I know you crashed planes into buildings to put the common man in his
rightful place, and show them that they are no match for the rightful
king.

Your preparations the november coronation are good:
- phony new dow high
- artificially lowered gas prices
- artificially lowered gold prices
- lurid sex scandal in elected official - brilliant to feed one your own
to the dogs
- lurid child sex hostage taking shooting - brilliant to target the
amish
- north korea to test nuclear missile
- iran repudiates negotiations

For too long the world has suffered the evils of the common man having a
voice.

But have no fear, the royal family is here.

Go get 'em Lord Crown Prince George.

You can't let them stop you and your good work to rid the world of
democracy.

Joshua Paul
http://joshuapaul.blogspot.com/

The present is our gift and the gift is our present v3

The present is our gift and the gift is our present

Mobile phone sync to web server

With search not hiptop

Website
Blackberry
Gmail
Camera
Audio recording

The blog is script
That is recorded by
Neo code staff around the world
Alisa submits an invoice each month for writing 23 randomantras /
randomantraz as defined by our contract that has always existed which is
sealed by a phone, a webuilders, auddio and photos, and text

Djinni djawa asks for what you are wishing for
You only have so many wishes

Where is your inside voice

Reality TV pay you $1 to divorce - all with the same ending and engine

Ads with guy who puts pretty bodies on screens and notices monitors have
lick marks - installs cams

Salmonid research and grow op and sushi farm and restaurant for urban
protein solutions

And climb trees

The world largest manufacturer of miniature rat ivory chopsticks

Rats o a stick with rat brain pudding

Merchandising of equipment found in movies like that red swingline
stapler from officespace in kits - get the set

The present is our gift and the gift is our present v2

The present is our gift and the gift is our present

Mobile phone sync to web server

With search not hiptop

Website
Blackberry
Gmail
Camera
Audio recording

The blog is script
That is recorded by
Neo code staff around the world
Alisa submits an invoice each month for writing 23 randomantras /
randomantraz as defined by our contract that has always existed which is
sealed by a phone, a webuilders, auddio and photos, and text

Djinni djawa asks for what you are wishing for
You only have so many wishes

Where is your inside voice

Reality TV pay you $1 to divorce - all with the same ending and engine

Ads with guy who puts pretty bodies on screens and notices monitors have
lick marks - installs cams

Salmonid research and grow op and sushi farm and restaurant for urban
protein solutions

And climb trees

The world largest manufacturer of miniature rat ivory chopsticks

Rats o a stick with rat brain pudding

The present is our gift and the gift is our present v1

The present is our gift and the gift is our present

Mobile phone sync to web server

With search not hiptop

Website
Blackberry
Gmail
Camera
Audio recording

The blog is script
That is recorded by
Neo code staff around the world
Alisa submits an invoice each month for writing 23 randomantras /
randomantraz as defined by our contract that has always existed which is
sealed by a phone, a webuilders, auddio and photos, and text

Djinni djawa asks for what you are wishing for
You only have so many wishes

The present is our gift and the gift is our present

The present is our gift and the gift is our present

UnRandomantra

the only path to success is failure
the only path to failure is success

Help the Royal Bush family's fight to rid the world of democracy

(Or I can frame it as I the chairman of the fascist/royal high command -
dr evil style - and I am giving bush my report card on his work to carry
out my evil/coronation plans)

My Lord Crown Prince George,

I know your secrets - but I am on your side. I am of royal blood as
well.

I want to help the Royal Bush family's fight to rid the world of
democracy.

Lord Crown Prince George, I know you feel down, but you won't give up,
no matter how close to defeat you are, I know we 'must destroy
constitution.'

I know your family is actually from Saudi Arabia - part of the royal
family. How difficult it must be for you to pretend to be a commoner,
but your bear your burden with grace.

I know Saddam is your older brother and you share the same father. I
know that despite his betrayal of you and your father, you still love
him. I respect your compassion for sparing his life.

I know the world is not safe for our children. I know your a doing your
best to right the old wrong. Theocracy with the king as church is best
for the people, world peace and prosperity. I am impressed at your
ability to kill or imprison those barbarians that don't know that.

I know you have rigged elections with voting machines. I hope you have
everything in place for this november.

I know you crashed planes into buildings to put the common man in his
rightful place, and show them that they are no match for the rightful
king.

Your preparations the november coronation are good:
- phony new dow high
- artificially lowered gas prices
- artificially lowered gold prices
- lurid sex scandal in elected official - brilliant to feed one your own
to the dogs
- lurid child sex hostage taking shooting - brilliant to target the
amish
- north korea to test nuclear missile
- iran repudiates negotiations

For too long the world has suffered the evils of the common man having a
voice.

But have no fear, the royal family is here.

Go get 'em Lord Crown Prince George.

You can't let them stop you and your good work to rid the world of
democracy.

Build our prisons in china - let them eat rice

Aaron leung aa property managment
Korean landlord doesn't renew insurance tenant
- that's not multi culturialism
- ask existing to add korean staff and signage

British columbia and alberta investors trade agreement - nafta again
lower environmental standards

New study by ubc shows that sea lice from fish farms kill 95% of wild
salmon hatchlings that swim by

Rumpelstiltskin v9

Rumpelstiltskin

A book in more than 10 pages

1. Once upon a time there was a poor old miller who depended on his
daughter to run. he isn't important - but his daughter jeannie was very
smart, clever, and cute. She was sick and tired of carrying sacks of
wheat, and grinding wheat all day for her old father and was always
coming up with ideas to become rich and famous.
(She knew the king was greedy)

2. One day when the king, some lords and his guards were riding by, she
made her father run out kneel before the kings horses with a plate with
a few gold coins on it. The king asked what he wanted, the miller told
the king what Jeannie had asked to him say - 'oh lord, these coins are
but a few of the many coins thay my daughter has made by spinning straw
in to gold.'

3. The king ordered that she be brought to him at once. she courtsied to
the king and told him that of course she couldn't spin straw into gold
but, and here she took out her plans, that by taxing water usage he
could raise levies to build a dam that would power more wind mills,
grind more grain and generate even more taxes.

4. The king was not a nice man. He hadn't stayed king by being nice. And
he didn't like being made fun of in front of his lords by anyone -
though she was cute, and obviously clever - he was furious and he wanted
his revenge on her by showing his lords that no one could get the better
of him. 'Give this man a sound thrashing for daring to speak to the king
and leave him in the street,' some of his accompanying guards
immediately started to pummel her father, who was being held by two
soldiers and beaten by two others. Turning to Jeannie, who was being
held back by two other guards, he said 'and as for the girl, through her
in the dungeon, provide her with a spinning wheel and straw, and bring
me her head tomorrow if she hasn't spun the straw into gold.'

6. Jeannie sat with back to spinning wheel and the straw and cried and
cried and cried. She was upset with herself and wished she was back at
home with her father carrying the sacks of wheat or grinding the endless
wheat into flour instead of being locked in the cold, wet, smelly and
rat infested prison waiting to die.

7. Before she had time to feel truly miserable about dying the next day
and leaving her father alone - suddenly there was a knock on the prison
door, and in came a small strange man. Strange because he was so small
and strange because he had opened the door, but she hadn't heard the
turn key turn to unlock it. He looked her up and down and said - 'what
will you give me if I spin this straw into gold?'

8. Jeannie tried to wake herself up - 'I must be dreaming this. I must
be still asleep in my bed in the windmill.'

Jeannie said 'I don't have anything to give you.'

He said 'Give me that gold ring on your finger.'

'That was my mothers wedding ring, the only thing I have left that was
hers. Don't ask for that,' Jeannie pleaded.

'What good is the ring if can't save your life? Do you think the
executioner will not slip it from your finger before he removes your
head?'

'What if you run away after I give you the ring?' she asked.

He gripped her hand with suprising speed and strength - 'I could take it
now,' and then let go.

'Here take my mother's gold ring,' she said slipping it off her
finder.

He put the ring on his necklace, and set to work feeding the straw into
the spinning wheel, and he began to sing a lullaby. And soon the
lullaby, the sound of the spinning wheel and the hypnotic spinning of
the wheel soon put Jeannie to sleep.

9. The sound of the prison door crashing open made Jeannie wake up in a
start. She rubbed her eyes and stood up. The executioner and a guard
were standing in the room with dumbfounded looks on their faces. The
straw was all gone, and in its place was solid gold thread. They were
scared, and closed the door again.

10. The prison door opened again, and in walked the king. The king
blinked and gulped and rubbed his eyes. He had brought with him some of
his ministers who whispered amongst themselves. He had brought a preist
who was sure it was the devils work. He had also brought his master
goldsmith. The goldsmith went down on his hands and knees and felt the
solid gold thread. He looked at it, smelled, and he bit it, checking if
it was gold. He hit it with his hammer and weighed it on his scale. Then
he turned to the king and nodded.

10. A sly and crafty look fell over the king's face. 'So,' he said, 'you
can spin straw into gold. You weren't lying after all. I will put your
talents to good use.' But Jeannie protested - 'my lord, I can't spin
straw into gold! It wasn't me - I swear! It was the little man - he came
in and did the spinning. I gave him my ring.' The king frowned, and and
then called to the guard outside the door - 'guardsmen, bring me the
captain of the guard this instant' The captain of the guard came
running, and panting said 'sire, what is it? What has happened?'
'captain, on your life, did anyone enter this room last night?' asked
the king. The captain starting shaking 'no sire. I posted these two
guards and no one has come in or out.' The king nodded, and the captain
relaxed and looked around for first time and was shocked.

11. 'Miller's daughter, it wasn't you that spun this gold? Was it the
devil that helped you as my chaplain believes? Did my captain of the
guard forfeit his life by failing in his duties and let the devil?' the
king laughed. 'Tonight I will move you to bigger, better guarded prison,
with more straw that my chaplain has sprinkled with holy water for you
to spin on your life in to gold, and we will shall see what will shall
see.' With that the king, very pleased with his cleverness ordered the
gold transferred to his vaults and Jeannie moved to a medium security
prison.

12. Jeannie lay surrounded by straw heaped all around her. Was that
small man really the devil? Then she thought of her dying tomorrow. Then
she thought of all the people she would never see. She thought of the
husband she would never meet, the child she would never have, and the
grandchild she would never spoil. She wondered what having her head cut
off would feel like. She wondered what would happen to her body. She was
doing her best to stay awake since it was to be her last night alive. As
she was starting to go to sleep a familiar voice said to her 'what will
you give me, if I spin this straw into gold?'

13. She opened her aways. It was the little man. She made to run and
pound on the door - but the little man caught her by the wrist with an
iron grip. 'No,' he said. She opened her mouth to scream - when out shot
his other hand, and covered her mouth so she couldn't breathe. 'Not that
either.'

14. She nodded and at once he let her go. 'What are you doing here? Who
are you? Where do you come from? Do you always hang out it prisons
waiting for women to show up that need straw spun into gold?'

Better life plan for josh v1

Better life plan for josh FAQ

Q: from 6pm to 7pm Monica cooks dinner and kids need more attention and
scream and yell and fight
A: get korean nanny from 3pm to 7pm to cook or play with kids
A: leave work at 5pm to cook or play with kids

Q: cooking and cleaning and doing laundry for homestay and taking care
of family is too much for Monica
A: no more homestay
A: help her

Q: having tenants downstairs means Monica can't relax
A: she's relaxed with paul and hadas, keep them
A: no more tenants

Q: dogs barking not relaxing
A: no dog area
A: civil suit for damages

Q: taking care of house and lawn a burden
A: live in condo or townhouse with ground floor for kids

Q: Neo code pays too much for josh not enough for network admin
A: reduce house expenses

Q: how to make small change?
A: 2 homestay = $1500 replace with jetta = $500 + accounting = $700
A: 1 homestay = $750 replace with jetta = $500 + accounting = $500

Q: how about split Neo code = sell hosting to Jeannie june and move to
home - to outside door room. Move cost? Hosting worth the invest?

Q: how to make hosting profitable?
A: cost is recovery after failure.
A: cost is internet.
A: cost is staff.
A: cost is new investment.
A: cost is new clients.
A: tie costs to income.

Q: hosting is killing development business
A: focussed on small revenue blocks big revenue - aka wondertree or
digital posters

Joshua Paul
http://joshuapaul.blogspot.com/

Hate tyranny? Taxation with representation v1

Joshua Paul
http://joshuapaul.blogspot.com/

I like this story - all roads - v1

How can I personify evil for my writing?
How can I perosnify good for the web?

Evil corrupt empire paints itself as just and humane
It has built roads all over its empire to allow movement of its troops
and tax collectors
The forces for good inside it have been reduced

Joshua Paul
http://joshuapaul.blogspot.com/

The truth about president george w. Bush as seen in the crystal ball by propheterious v2

The truth about president george w. Bush as seen in the crystal ball by
propheterious

Forward by joshua paul

two or three weeks ago, I began receiving the most unusual emails. In
the beginning I dismissed them as probe spam - you know the kind of spam
that doesn't try to selll you anything but contains a strange story. But
unlike normal spam the emails always came from a single email address,
and the emails weren't several stories ground up and hamburgered
together.

I have tried to contact the writer of these emails but all my emails
have been ignored. I begged, I pleaded, I negotiated, I yelled and I
threatened. But still I got no answer.

The author provides no proof other than circumspect circumstantial.

So why I am compelled to publish the story since the

However, as you read the

Outline
Bush's are muslim
Saddam hussein is dubya's brother

Rumpelstiltskin v8

Rumpelstiltskin

A book in 10 pages

1. Once upon a time there was a miller. he wasn't important - but his
daughter jeannie was very smart, clever, and cute. She was sick and
tired of grinding wheat all day and was always coming up with ideas to
become rich and famous.
(She knew the king was greedy)

2. One day the king and his servants were riding by, she made her father
run out kneel before the kings horses with a plate with a few gold coins
on it. The king asked what he wanted, the miller told the king what
Jeannie had asked to him say - 'oh lord, these coins are but a few of
the many coins thay my daughter has made by spinning straw in to gold.'

3. The king ordered that she be brought to him at once. she courtsied to
the king and told him that of course she couldn't spin straw into gold
but that by taxing water usage he could raise levies to build a dam that
would power more wind mills and generate even more taxes.

4. The king was not a nice man. He didn't stay king by being nice. And
he didn't like being made fun of in front of his lords by anyone -
though she was cute, and obviously clever - he was furious and he wanted
his revenge on her by showing his lords that no one could get the better
of him. So he ordered his soldiers to arrest Jeannie, and other soldiers
beat up her father while the others soldiers took Jeannie to the castle
as she cried.

5. The king ordered Jeannie's prison to be filled with straw and to have
a spinning wheel brought. Then he said to her, in front of his retinue,
'so - you has better to learn to spin straw into gold. Because in the
morning if you haven't spun all this straw into gold - the executioner
will chop off your pretty little head.'

6. Jeannie cried and cried and cried. She was upset with herself and
wished she was back at home with her father grinding the wheat into
flour instead of being locked in the cold, wet, smelly and rat infested
prison.

7. Before she had time to feel truly miserable about dying the next day
- suddenly there was a knock on the prison door, and in came a small
strange man. Strange because he was small and strange because he had
opened the door without unlocking it though the door had been locked. He
said to her why are you crying? And she explained how she had tried to
impress the king, but hadn't counted on his not having a sense of humour
and had been thrown in jail and was facing execution. He looked her up
and down and said - what will you give me if I spin this straw into
gold?

8. Jeannie tried to wake herself up - I must be dreaming this. I must be
still asleep in my bed in the windmill. The little man waited. She said
here take my gold ring. He put the ring on his necklace, and set to work
feeding the straw into the spinning wheel, and he began to sing a
lullaby. And soon the lullaby, the sound of the spinning wheel and the
hypnotic spinning of the wheel soon put Jeannie to sleep.

9. The sound of the prison door creaking open made Jeannie wake up with
a start. She rubbed her eyes and stood up. The king and the executioner
were standing in the room with dumbfounded looks on their faces. The
straw was all gone, and in its place was solid gold thread. The king
blinked and gulped and rubbed his eyes. He went down on his hands and
knees and felt the solid gold thread. He bit it, checking if it was
gold. Suddenly he began to smile, and laugh and jump and shout 'I am
rich! I am rich!'

10. But then a sly and crafty look fell over the king's face. 'So,' he
said, 'you can spin straw into gold. You weren't lying after all. Well,
well. I will put your talents to good use.' But Jeannie protested - 'my
lord, I can't spin straw into gold! It wasn't me - I swear! It was this
little man - he came in and did the spinning. I gave him my ring.' The
king frowned, and called to the guard outside the door - 'guardsmen,
bring me the captain of the guard, it is urgent' The captain of the
guard came running, and panting said 'sire, what is it? What has
happened?' 'captain, on your life, did anyone enter this room last
night?' asked the king. The captain starting shaking 'no sire. I posted
these two guards and no one has come in or out.' The king nodded, and
the captain relaxed and looked around for first time and was shocked.

11. 'Well, well, miller's daughter, you say you had outside help? We
will just have to test it and see. Someone has performed this miracle?
Are you the spinner? Or did my captain of the guard forfeit his life by
failing in his duties? Tonight I will move you to bigger, better guarded
prison, with more straw for you to spin in to gold or you will lose your
head, and we will shall see what will shall see.' With that the king,
very pleased with his cleverness ordered the gold transferred to his
vaults and Jeannie moved to a medium security prison.

12. Jeannie lay surrounded by straw heaped all around her. She thought
of her dying tomorrow. She thought of all the people she would never
see. She thought of the husband she would never meet, the child she
would never have, and the grandchild she would never spoil. She wondered
what having her head cut off would feel like. She wondered what would
happen to her body. She was doing her best to stay awake since it was to
be her last night alive. As she was starting to go to sleep a familiar
voice whispered to her 'what will you give me, if I spin this straw into
gold?'

13. She opened her aways. It was the little man. She made to run and
pound on the door - but the little man caught her by the wrist with an
iron grip. 'No,' he said. She opened her mouth to scream - when out shot
his other hand, and covered her mouth so she couldn't breathe. 'Not that
either - understand? I can kill you now if I like. They will find your
body in the morning. Now behave.'

14. She nodded and at once he let her go. 'What are you doing here? Do
you always hang out it prisons waiting for women to show up that need
straw spun into gold?'

Video mag

Distribution
Dvd bittorrent
Youtube
Podcast
Web game
Flash

Production
Budget $10(0) per episode x 100(0) episode = 10k
Found Stills
Found youtube
Found webpages
Found video game content
Found flash
My reading
Outsourced editing
Outsourced vocals
Outsourced animation
Outsourced acting
Practice making short things with no money
Make a lot of them - 100(0) episodes

Design
Rapid display of content
3 minutes
Music Video length
Compelling content - 3 x 3 monitor grid
People against white background
Text overlay for multi languages
Use commodity equipment
Publish how to
Accept submitted content

Languages
Built for multi language release

Script guidelines
Use the 10 archetypes
Explore the news using the archetypes

Editorial calendar
Love - what holds the universe together
Life - the big bang is our ancestor, we have never stopped breathing -
we are 1 living organism, evolution
Death - eating, right to die, abortion
Faith -

Video mag

Distribution
Dvd bittorrent
Youtube
Podcast

Production
3 minutes
Music Video length
Practice making short things with no money
Make a lot of them - 100 episodes

Scripts
Use the 10 archetypes
Explore the news using the archetypes
Love - what holds the universe together

Organism = beg borrow buy lower > dev cost

Organism = beg borrow buy > lower dev cost

use ning for application hosting
use google pages / publish button for policies
use google calendar for transactions - agreement to policy, borrow date
and return date
Use google item listings / classifieds for inventory
Use google groups / list serv for transaction receipt

V4videomage v4 v

V4videomage v4 v
Table of contents
Archetypes
One for each finger

With black paper binder
Black s-video cable
White dvd
White baby pin
Silver flash light
White and blue pen
Miffy stationary paper
Script;
Leftlover - what holds the universe together
Rightlover - love | breaks us apart
Leftlover | Rightlover - ! | eat

Capt panda and 7 brothers - and the well and rain and invisible helpers

Reality tv - 100 kids

Reality tv - 100 kids

1 man - 100 wives

Will you have my baby and look after it for 30k a year for 18 years?

I will build a city, with a school and a hospital

And some of those kids will have their own show

What does it mean?

Inspiring work

Inspiring work

Talking about my favorite books
My favorite movies
My favorite songs

Toothpaste and brushing teeth pRon

Toothpaste and brushing teeth pRon

Make fun (?) of pRon by using the act of brushing teeth as sexual

Also flossing works too

Should it be in a dentist's office?
With uniforms?
In the special chair?

M4W and all the other CL acronyms

Re: Videomag joshuapaul

On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 1:18 am, joshuascottpaul@gmail.com wrote:
> Videomag joshuapaul
>
> Josh's job;
> Creative dir
> Tech dir
> Writer
> Producer
> Sales
> Support
> Distrobution
> Artistic dir
> Lighting
> Editing
>
> ==ed sched==
> Topics -
> Entertainment, career, retirement, back to school, finance, family,
> vacations, home and garden, christmas, fashion, transportation, health
> Jan
> Feb
> Mar
> Apr
> May
> June
> July
> Aug
> Sep
> Oct
> Nov
>
>
> ==Segments==
> =how the dvd mag works
> @show them
> =English instruction
> @prenatal to phd
> @group private
> @how to buy
> =computer instruction
> @open an email account to clustered payment systems
> @group private
> @how to buy
> =art
> @readings and writings and paintaings
> @goods artistically modelled
> @how to buy
> =letter from princess
> @story leader - context and characters
> @story catchup
> @story of the week
> @story preview
> @story sponsor
> =contest prizes
> @contest leader
> @last episode's question and prize
> @the solution
> @the winners
> @winner's solution

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Videomag joshuapaul

Videomag joshuapaul

Josh's job;
Creative dir
Tech dir
Writer
Producer
Sales
Support
Distrobution
Artistic dir
Lighting
Editing

==ed sched==
Topics -
Entertainment, career, retirement, back to school, finance, family,
vacations, home and garden, christmas,
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May
June
July
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov

==Segments==
=how the dvd mag works
@show them
=English instruction
@prenatal to phd
@group private
@how to buy
=computer instruction
@open an email account to clustered payment systems
@group private
@how to buy
=art
@readings and writings and paintaings
@goods artistically modelled
@how to buy
=letter from princess
@story leader - context and characters
@story catchup
@story of the week
@story preview
@story sponsor
=contest prizes
@contest leader
@last episode's question and prize
@the solution
@the winners
@winner's solution

The ancestor's wail / the ancestors wall

How can I personify evil for my writing?
How can I perosnify good for the web?

Evil corrupt empire paints itself in blood as just and humane
It has built roads all over its empire to allow movement of its troops
and tax collectors
The forces for good inside it have been reduced
(Human empires)

Again and again we are thrust out
From our homeland
from our ancient home in earth's marine volcanic vents 2.5 billion years
ago (taq's tale from the ancestor's tale r. Dawkins)
To my parents homeland in pasadena 35 years ago

We evolve or die in the jungles viet nam
Or die in the streets of baghdad

Stay and fight and die
Or run
Or walk
Or brachiate
Or think
Or talk
Or predict
Or create
Or buy
And keep evolving

Keep eating the dead
It is what we know
We are the result of genes that have survived at least 2.5 billion
years

But I guess we are older
If it is no coincidence
That the macroscopic resembles microscopic

And the solar system is the womb of our birth
And the earth our mothers egg
And the comets our fathers sperm bringing water and carbon
And the asteroids death

And 40,000 years an ice age coincided with jared diamonds great leap
forward that he chronicles in guns germs steel
Hominids cro magnons left no art before this
But these weren't just ornaments
They left luxury items that were used as gifts to prevail over other
humans

------------------

And on a island mammals shrink in size to conserve size in order to
preserve a viable population size

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The video mags
Wrestle bacchus
All roads
365 hours of content
No 1 way to reveal it all
Are they are enough affordable producers
Creating illuminating content
That consumers can appreciate
At least 1
I can make it myself
With a dvd burner, folders, photos, movies, rainbow movie navigation,
slides shows, song, locked files, emails, hand written letters, sms, 1/2
biz cards (photo 1side, txt 2side) and posters

------------------

I want to do public service announcements
I want to direct creative and technical teams
With photography and models - bread shoes and flowers - and live
musicians

That tell stories
Stories that require action
Like
Djinni - asks me - you have three wishes - what would they be?

A: first wish would be to live honourably
Q: what do you mean by that
A: do no harm and do unto others as you have them do unto you. I do not
want to knowingly or unknowingly profit from the exploitation of others.
I do not want the goods that I purchase or consume to pollute the world
or harm others. I do not want the production of the goods that I
purchase or consume to pollute the world or harm others. In fact I want
the goods that I purchase to clean the world and heal myself and others.
In fact I want the productions of the goods I purchase to clean the
world and heal myself and others.

A: Die honourably
Q: what do you mean?
A: I thought I meant dying without regrets, but I am not that selfish. I
want to die having loved and been loved in return. I am ready anytime
even though I can never have enough. I love now, and am loved in
return.

A: Save the world
Q: how is this different from live honourably?
A: living honourably is passive.
I want billion dollar silicon wafer plants AND clean drinking water AND
reverse greenhouse warming AND reward 1 child families AND tax luxury
items more for social services AND telecommunication satellites AND
dominion of over our bodies reproductive or euthanasia AND all drugs -
recreational pharmaceuticals included - are medicines and should be
available with prescription for purchase from pharmacists AND oppression
and tyranny should be opposed with laughter and non-violence AND
renewable and sustainable and affordable access to electrical generation
- the seed AND to honour our ancestors all the way back to the dawn of
life that the act that our inception recreates with egg and sperm
@@@@@@@@@@@

Djinni - asks me - you have three wishes - what would they be?

Djinni - asks me - you have three wishes - what would they be?

A: first wish would be to live honourably
Q: what do you mean by that
A: do no harm and do unto others as you have them do unto you. I do not
want to knowingly or unknowingly profit from the exploitation of others.
I do not want the goods that I purchase or consume to pollute the world
or harm others. I do not want the production of the goods that I
purchase or consume to pollute the world or harm others. In fact I want
the goods that I purchase to clean the world and heal myself and others.
In fact I want the productions of the goods I purchase to clean the
world and heal myself and others.

A: Die honourably
Q: what do you mean?
A: I thought I meant dying without regrets, but I am not that selfish. I
want to die having loved and been loved in return. I am ready anytime
even though I can never have enough. I love now, and am loved in
return.

A: Save the world
Q: how is this different from live honourably?
A: living honourably is passive.
I want billion dollar silicon wafer plants AND clean drinking water AND
reverse greenhouse warming AND reward 1 child families AND tax luxury
items more for social services AND telecommunication satellites AND
dominion of over our bodies reproductive or euthanasia AND all drugs -
recreational pharmaceuticals included - are medicines and should be
available with prescription for purchase from pharmacists AND oppression
and tyranny should be opposed with laughter and non-violence AND
renewable and sustainable and affordable access to electrical generation
- the seed AND to honour our ancestors all the way back to the dawn of
life that the act that our inception recreates with egg and sperm

Digital posters - confidence building needed

==What==
Digital posters
phase 1 - confidence building needed

==Why==
What could I have been thinking?

I almost talked myself into wearing the emperor's new clothes.

I don't need spec or scope until I have confidence that there is a
product - not just thread that only the wise can see.

We don't have a beta quality product - its barely an alpha.

I don't have confidence in it now - but I know how I can get it and
roughly how much it will cost.

==Where==
Where is confidence needed?

3 places:

1- quality - platform itself - is the code good enough?
I have heard grumblings
I want other developer feedback (brutal honesty) and qa

2- quantity - features - are the features right?
No - you want abstacts bundled - not enough on its own
I want more client feedback
I want it to stand on its own
What can we charge for different feature / development risk set

3- clients - 2 clients is not enough to justify the amount of investment
we are planning - and only 1 client (cns) from start to finish
I want to see 5 or 6 clients use it free and actually sign up to buy it
the next year or longer

==How==
Spend $8k to 24k over 6 months.

Q: What's the cheapest way to acquire confidence?
A: Buy 3 or 4 more clients by offering to do it for $6k or all the way
down to free (emailing your list of 300 names - 4 beta testers needed),
1 every 1 or 2 months, or until the time the confidence issues are
addressed - using offshore resources to make it cost effective (1/3
cost)

1- more implementations to gauge platform quality - developer / hosting
/ integration feedback

2- more clients to nail down required feature set

3- more clients to focus level of investment needed

==Questions==
What can you add?

What other things can we do?

What are my other options?

Why buy digital posters clients when I could buy a long list op
customers?

I plan to keep alex to prep server boxes to ship

Over these clients maxi / dragos / adrian can be trained

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Ideas - can you Trust your mother

Moncia, Daniel / Dallae - here's my thinking.

Idea - can youTrust your mother

Can you can tell her
What you really think of me
Your husband

Can she abandon you for choosing me as your husband
Not more then you can abandon her

Will she always be your mother no matter what you do?
Will you always be her daughter no matter what you do

Do you feel any guil for ignoring her warning?
Are you ready to ask her to forgive you?

Does your mother knows something worth knowing?

Ask for her advice
Listen and take to heart what she has to say

Ask your mother what your grand-mother told her about your father.

Did your mother listen to your grand-mother?

Ask your mother what she told your grand-mother about your father.

What couldn't she tell your grand-mother?

What did your mother want to ask your grand-mother but never had enough
courage to ask?

Black horse dream

A Black horse came to me in my dream
I had two companions on horseback as well

I rode bare back
Over hills
on the plains
The wide way

At first I showed my companions
How to ride while the horses walked
And then we cantered
And then I rode at full gallop

No feeling so joyful
Se free
So plain

I love that black horse

When I awoke
I thought I might see my horse again
Googling for horse riding vancouver
I found horses
But not mine

Thoughts crash, words fail

Thoughts crash, words fail to explain
Simple mysteries of frustation's expectations

Temperature rises
Pressure builds with out end
Pushing
Breaking
Cracking
Alarm bells go off
Heart pounding
Thorat is dry
I just want to blow everything up

Kaboom!

Walk
Swing my arms back and forth
Breathe
Join left and right hemispheres together