Conversation with neocodedragos

The world is dying
And I am crying
Because I don't know what to do

Its not my problem
I didn't do it
Its not because of me the world is dead

We have to make the factory owners
Drink the water from their plants

We have to make the car owners
Breathe the air from their tail pipes

neocodesoftware: I habe 2 kids
neocodesoftware: I know I wants to do more
neocodedragos: i mean you need to change others as well, influence them
neocodesoftware: Yes
neocodesoftware: I have a site
neocodesoftware: About teaching people about how past cities died
neocodesoftware: Because the rich kept taking and taking
neocodesoftware: And never gave anything back to the land
neocodesoftware: For millions of years
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neocodedragos: you know.. im lost there, influence others - i cant
neocodesoftware: The rich extract maximum resources from the land
neocodedragos: i think most effective is take 1 and make him good
neocodesoftware: Exactly
neocodedragos: than you and him -> 2 others, etc
neocodesoftware: Different people work on different scale
neocodesoftware: Some are good 1 on 1
neocodesoftware: Some are good 1 on 30
neocodesoftware: Some are good 1 on 1 million
neocodesoftware: Like film and music stars
neocodesoftware: Thank you for reminding me of my duty
neocodesoftware: Your duty is influence ana
neocodesoftware: My duty is influence my family
neocodesoftware: The ancients who wished to illustrate illustrious
virtue throughout the kingdom, first ordered well their own states.
Wishing to order well their states, they first regulated their families.
Wishing to regulate their families, they first cultivated their persons.
Wishing to cultivate their persons, they first rectified their hearts.
Wishing to rectify their hearts, they first sought to be sincere in
their thoughts. Wishing to be sincere in their thoughts, they first
extended to the utmost their knowledge. Such extension of knowledge lay
in the investigation of things.
neocodesoftware:
neocodedragos: im reminded every day
neocodesoftware: Things being investigated, knowledge became complete.
Their knowledge being complete, their thoughts were sincere. Their
thoughts being sincere, their hearts were then rectified. Their hearts
being rectified, their persons were cultivated. Their persons being
cultivated, their families were regulated. Their families being
regulated, their states were rightly governed. Their states being
rightly governed, the whole kingdom was made tranquil and happy.
neocodesoftware:
neocodedragos: and im inbetween running and figthing
neocodesoftware: From the Son of Heaven down to the mass of the people,
all must consider the cultivation of the person the root of everything
besides.
neocodedragos: but im not doing anything.. i mean nothing really
matters
neocodedragos: the world is big, im alone, no plan,
neocodesoftware: ecclesiastes
neocodesoftware: That's my favorite old testament book
neocodesoftware: And that's exactly what it talks about
neocodesoftware: So
neocodedragos: wheres that "" from
neocodedragos: ok
neocodesoftware: Yesterday bill was saying same to
neocodesoftware: The long quote is lao tzu - confucious
neocodesoftware: Chinese guy - hundreds of years old
neocodesoftware: He was saying what you are saying
neocodesoftware: "I am sick of the world. This world is making me
sick."
neocodedragos: thinking there were so many better than be before me how
can i/you change anything now
neocodedragos: when theres more men and more indifference
neocodedragos: anyway
neocodesoftware: I talked about my web site idea
neocodesoftware: Beg borrow buy
neocodesoftware: Which is about teaching people how to share
neocodesoftware: And use what things we have already
neocodesoftware: And no and buy new stuff
neocodedragos: too soon
neocodesoftware: ?
neocodedragos: that wont work when things are ok for most
neocodedragos: or most powerful
neocodedragos: you need war and disasters to go to that
neocodedragos: i hope im wrong but i dont think anything will change w/o
that
neocodedragos: and im afraid (?) to go and speak
neocodedragos: to people
neocodesoftware: People in vancouver feel it now
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neocodedragos: get them to listen etc
neocodesoftware: We feel the environment is a disaster
neocodedragos: oh, weather? that nothing
neocodedragos: you have heat, clothes, worm cars
neocodesoftware: Al gore feels its a disaster
neocodesoftware: New orleans was a disaster
neocodedragos: did you ever felt like putting orders in thoughts and go
before a crowd and make them see your way?
neocodedragos: do you think you would have changed anything?
neocodesoftware: Of course
neocodedragos: i want to make a pet shelter
neocodesoftware: That's my dream
neocodedragos: i want ana to do the same for homeless people - i cant do
that because i hate people
neocodedragos: what would i change with that? nothing really
neocodedragos: the world is too big, if you understand what i mean
neocodesoftware: Its not that
neocodesoftware: How did you them evolve?
neocodesoftware: The problem is overpopulation
neocodesoftware: Here the shelters neuter or spay the animals
neocodesoftware: To reduce population
neocodedragos: i dont like it but mine would do that too
neocodesoftware:

http://www.walrusmagazine.com/articles/2006.11-books-the-bad-future/
neocodesoftware: Weather / disaster / future / new orleans
neocodedragos: the world is perfect, numbers are controled by nature but
we changed that..
neocodedragos: how can you go home and sit at your tv when you know
someone else near you doesnt have food?
neocodesoftware: no
neocodesoftware: Your are wrong
neocodesoftware: This isn't new
neocodesoftware: Before cities
neocodedragos: i hate ppl - so im little touched by that, but i have
seeing animals like that
neocodesoftware: Before agriculture
neocodedragos: but i *hate seeing
neocodesoftware: Thousands of years ago
neocodesoftware: When we were hunters
neocodedragos: yes - starvation is nature control
neocodesoftware: We killed thousands of horses
neocodesoftware: By making them run off cliffs
neocodesoftware: That's is about 20,000 years ago
neocodesoftware: You are a killing machine
neocodesoftware: You are the result of millions of years of evolution
neocodedragos: where are you going with
neocodesoftware: You are the best killing machine this planet has made
neocodesoftware: Know yourself
neocodesoftware: How long have people been building cities?
neocodedragos: yep, but isnt this a paradox - i want to kill everyone/me
to leave the planet clean
neocodedragos: why?
neocodesoftware: We are killers
neocodesoftware: Inside we are jesus and we are hitler
neocodesoftware: Kill them all
neocodesoftware: But save the kittens
neocodedragos: ive lost power - if battery dies im offline
neocodesoftware: Ok
neocodesoftware: Haha
neocodesoftware: Ttyl
neocodesoftware: Better shut down
neocodedragos: im still asking
neocodedragos: how can you go home and sit at your tv when you know
someone else near you doesnt have food?
neocodedragos: when im home
neocodedragos: i just dont think about it
neocodesoftware: Because I have to feed my son
neocodesoftware: I have to feed my wife
neocodedragos: if i do i would go to the conclusion i cant change
anything
neocodesoftware: I have to feed my daughter
neocodesoftware: Jesus doesn't say that
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neocodedragos: or go to some insane race to purify thoughts of ppl
neocodesoftware: Buddha doesn't say that
neocodesoftware: Mohammad doesn't say that
neocodesoftware: Redemption
neocodedragos: ok
neocodesoftware: Forgiveness of sins
neocodesoftware: Exactly
neocodedragos: when im out and i see some dog that is skinny
neocodesoftware: You feel you are a sinner
neocodedragos: you have no idea what you can see around here
neocodedragos: i just give it any food i have on me
neocodesoftware: I see drug addicts
neocodedragos: or buy if i have money
neocodesoftware: Every day
neocodesoftware: Eating garbage
neocodesoftware: They are like human animals
neocodesoftware: On the street
neocodesoftware: I work in the poorest area in north america
neocodesoftware: The drug addicts
neocodesoftware: Live in garbage
neocodesoftware: Shit on the street
neocodesoftware: Google "downtown eastside addicts"
neocodedragos: do you think you could change one?
neocodesoftware: Or "vancouver downtown eastisde addicts"
neocodesoftware: No
neocodesoftware: I have had friends that turned into that
neocodesoftware: They are like babies
neocodedragos: i know there are organizations to do that.. but theyre
not very efficient if there are still drug addicts on the streets
neocodedragos: constant attention
neocodesoftware: Their families
neocodesoftware: Are the problem
neocodesoftware: They are children
neocodesoftware: Of some mom and some dad
neocodesoftware: That doesn't care for them
neocodesoftware: Orphans
neocodesoftware: And they know that
neocodedragos: i still think me/you are a sinner
neocodedragos: still
neocodedragos: because its not only about making yourself good
neocodedragos: its about changing everyone
neocodesoftware: And they go into the world of drugs
neocodedragos: think it like a team
neocodedragos: would you be able to win a baseball match if the team
looses?
neocodedragos: its a stupid example but its easiest for me
neocodesoftware: No
neocodesoftware: I get it
neocodesoftware: For me
neocodesoftware: J. K. Rowling
neocodesoftware: Author of harry potter is best example
neocodedragos: and you cant make yourself better of you walk around
those drug addicts everyday
neocodesoftware: Of what a writer can do
neocodedragos: because they will always make you suffer seeing them
neocodesoftware: Yes
neocodedragos: media is powerful but its just pleasing
neocodesoftware: But do I want to help them to ease my suffering
neocodedragos: write a book about saving the world and how to do it and
see how successful youll be
neocodesoftware: Or truly ease their suffering and give them what they
want
neocodesoftware: No
neocodesoftware: She wrote that book because she was starving
neocodesoftware: And couldn't feed her daughter
neocodesoftware: She wrote a story of good vs evil
neocodedragos: i have no idea, im not a fan, just saw the movie
neocodedragos: ok
neocodesoftware: stories change the world
neocodesoftware: Capitalism is a story
neocodedragos: talking like this just reminds me.. but i dont know if
theres any point
neocodesoftware: I just want to leave the world better than I found it
neocodesoftware: But is that because I want to be proud of myself?
neocodesoftware: Is that noble?
neocodesoftware: Do I just want to be noble and heroic?
neocodedragos: i dont want any, i want to be happy
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neocodesoftware: You see the skinny dogs on the street
neocodesoftware: But you don't see the hundreds of thousands of
prisoners being tortured
neocodesoftware: Everyday
neocodesoftware: Man is only cruelest to man
neocodedragos: i dont care about ppl i said so, they did this
neocodedragos: if not actively, then by ignorance
neocodedragos: i saw a movie in the news here some years ago, i still
see it
neocodedragos: a dog tied up on something like a cross with chest
forward
neocodedragos: and a soldier training to kill on him
neocodedragos: stabbing him
neocodedragos: they didnt censor it
neocodesoftware: Ouch
neocodesoftware: I can't watch that
neocodesoftware: I am canadian
neocodesoftware: Because my parents
neocodesoftware: Escaped from the usa
neocodesoftware: When my father was drafted to kill vietnamese
neocodesoftware: I am born a pacifist
neocodesoftware: I will not serve the king
neocodedragos: its either kill or change, if you dont do anything
actively youre guilty of ignorance or not having courage
neocodedragos: you can kill evil or change it to good
neocodedragos: i really mean that, think about it
neocodedragos: leading by example is nothing if you dont lead
neocodesoftware: Or you can resist
neocodesoftware: Resistance is good too
neocodedragos: and i dont lead, you dont lead, not enough power
neocodesoftware: Coca cola spends billions
neocodesoftware: To lead people
neocodedragos: youll just die eventually
neocodesoftware: Yes
neocodedragos: more good is turned around that otherwise
neocodesoftware: I want to lead people to buy healthy products
neocodesoftware: Products made by free people
neocodesoftware: Not products made by slaves
neocodesoftware: Products made with gifts of the earth
neocodesoftware: Not products made with things stolen from the ground
neocodedragos: if you want that then do it, i wish someone would tell me
that too
neocodesoftware: Are there any 800 year old trees in your country
neocodedragos: im telling it to myself, maybe it will work eventually
:)
neocodesoftware: Yes
neocodedragos: you know, youre only judged by results, right?
neocodesoftware: Yes
neocodesoftware: I hope I can make enough money
neocodesoftware: So that I can feed my family
neocodesoftware: And do beg borrow buy
neocodesoftware: Teaching people to share and buy only freedom
neocodedragos: wrong approach, i know its wrong and still hope to it
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neocodedragos: make more money -> do more good
neocodedragos: money is evil so you wont ever do more good
neocodedragos: because
neocodedragos: making more money - being more selfish
neocodedragos: to get more and more
neocodesoftware: I want to keep my house
neocodesoftware: But probably I cant
neocodesoftware: Too expensive
neocodedragos: it will change you
neocodedragos: you need to help yourself before hoping others..
neocodesoftware: You help yourself
neocodesoftware: By helping others
neocodesoftware: That's the lesson of the wise
neocodedragos: but i mean - trying more money to do more good is not the
way..
neocodedragos: exactly its not about money
neocodesoftware: Yes
neocodedragos: now i need to understand that :-)
neocodesoftware: Just do it
neocodedragos: because its so easy to say it
neocodesoftware: In a way we can afford
neocodesoftware: We need to do it with what we have
neocodesoftware: Google "stone soup story"
neocodesoftware: We have enough
neocodesoftware: We have everything we need
neocodesoftware: How can I rearrange things
neocodedragos: http://www.extremelinux.info/stonesoup/stonesoup.html
neocodedragos: i told him ill do it today
neocodesoftware: You got it
neocodesoftware: That's the story
neocodesoftware: I have everything I need already
neocodesoftware: Its hidden
neocodesoftware: But I have it
neocodesoftware: Just look harder
neocodesoftware: http://www.google.com/search?q=tyee+naomi+klein&hl=en
neocodedragos: i know, its funny in a way..
neocodesoftware: That book "shock doctrine"
neocodesoftware: Is how the rich you disasters
neocodesoftware: Use disasters
neocodesoftware: To chang the world
neocodesoftware: To make themselves richer
neocodesoftware: stone soup
neocodesoftware: = the power of stories
neocodesoftware: = teaching people to share
neocodesoftware: = my favorite thing

Rumpelstiltskin / Rumplestiltskin v12

Rumpelstiltskin / Rumplestiltskin

An end of the world eschatological cataclysm, in which love, the
ultimate sacrifice makes all the difference in the world, where the
strong and mighty and proud and glorious are humbled, in dozens of
pages, with hundreds of words, and thousands of letters.

1. Once upon a time there was a poor old oil and gas producer named
Arthur Miller who depended on his daughter to troubleshoot the exhausted
oil fields that were always breaking down due to equipment failure and
sabotage. his daughter jeannie was very smart, clever, cute and feisty.
Has to be cute. Has to be feisty.

But she was so sick and tired of filling tanker trucks, keeping the
mercenaries focussed, and so sick and tired of keeping the pumps working
all day so she and her old father could earn enough money to eat. The
pumps were always breaking, the oil was always coming up either too
strong or not strong enough, or not at all, the staff were always
getting sick, getting shot or getting blown up, or just not showing up
for work, politicians always asking for more money, the mercs always
wanting more gear, environmentalists always protesting, and lawyers
always getting in the way. Not too mention the endless attacks of the
competition.

She was sick and tired of being poor, of not having enough to eat, of
having to pay too many taxes without sufficient representation, of being
constantly afraid of being kidnapped, of having to watch her father work
his whole life to take care of her and not being able to take care of
him now he is old, of the dishonest producers getting rich, of her
mother dying before she was old enough to know her, of not getting to
enjoy the life the other girls her age were enjoying - the parties, the
clothes and the guys.

And she was always, always, coming up with ideas to make them better off
than she is now.

So she sings "swinging on a star." "Would you like to be better off than
you are?" while she works on her plans for alternative energy sources,
for a more equal distribution of wealth, a reduction in global warming,
a reduction in pollution, a new ecosystem for the endangered species,
and ultimately a reduction in population, all the while increasing the
energy consumption per person.

her father, knew she was a dreamer, and that she couldn't accept that
the world was unfair and would stay unfair no matter how hard she tried
to change it.

2. One day when the president, his secret service agents, and some of
his share holders, and the police were driving by in their suvs, she
makes her father run out and kneel before the president's hummer with a
truck with a few barrels of oil on it. The police stop the convoy, and
take him down (face down in the pavement), and after he had been
truncheoned, frisked and handcuffed, the president waves the ss off and
asked what he wanted, the poor oil producer told the president what
Jeannie had asked him to him say - 'my lord, these barrels are but a few
of the many barrels that my daughter has made by spinning straw in to
oil.'

3. The president ordered the police that she be brought to him at once.
The secret service searched her and her plans, and then she courtsied to
the president and told him that of course she couldn't spin large
quantities of straw into oil yet but given enough funding, and here she
took out her plans, that by slighlty increasing taxation on oil and gas
usage he could raise levies to build processing plants that would
convert plants in to biodiesel and maintain the economy and avoid the
coming collapse of civilisation brought on by peak oil.

4. The president was not a nice man. He hadn't stayed president by being
nice. And he didn't like being made fun of (straw into oil -
ridiculous!) in front of his lords by anyone - though she was soo cute,
and obviously clever - he was furious and he wanted his revenge on her
by showing his lords that no one could get the better of him. 'Please
teach this man a lesson for interrupting us
and leave him in the street,' he said, and some of his accompanying
guards immediately started to pummel her father, who was being held by
two polices and beaten by two others. Turning to Jeannie, who was being
held back by two other police, he said 'and as for the girl, throw her
in the dungeon, provide her with a lab and straw, and bring me her head
tomorrow if she hasn't processed the straw into oil.'

6. In the lab, Jeannie sat with her back to the technicians and the
straw and cried and cried and cried. She was upset with herself and
wished she was back at home with her father processing the barrels of
oil into gas or pumping the oil into barrels instead of being locked in
the sterile, soulless prison-lab waiting to die.

7. After the technicians had gone home for the night, she had time to
feel truly miserable about dying the next day and leaving her father
alone - suddenly there was a knock on the lab door, and in came a small
strange man. Strange because he was so small and strange because he had
opened the door, but she hadn't heard the turn key turn to unlock it. He
looked her up and down and said - 'what will you give me if I synthesize
this straw into oil?'

8. Jeannie tried to wake herself up - 'I must be dreaming this. I must
be still asleep in my bunk-bed in the refinery.'

Jeannie said 'I don't have anything to give you.'

He said 'Give me that gold necklace around your neck.'

'But that was my mother's necklace. Don't ask for that,' Jeannie
pleaded.

'What good is the necklace if can't save your life? Do you think the
executioner will not slip it from your neck before he removes your head?
Would your mother want you to keep the necklace and die?' said the the
little man.

'What if you run away after I give you the necklace?' she asked.

He gripped her neck with surprising speed and strength - 'I could take
it now,' and then let go.

'Take it then,' she said slipping it over her head.

He put the necklace around his neck, and set to work configuring the
equipment, programming the computers, feeding the straw into the DNA
sequencers, and he began to sing a lullaby. And soon the lullaby, the
sound of the spinning separators and the hypnotic pumping of the vacuums
soon put Jeannie to sleep.

9. The sound of the prison door crashing open made Jeannie wake up in a
start. She rubbed her eyes and stood up. The technicians were coming in
to the lab, in front of the executioner and a guard. The technicians
stopped, and were standing in the room with dumbfounded looks on their
faces. The straw was all gone, and in its place was a barrel of oil.
They were excited, and pushed the guards and the executioner out of the
room and closed the door again.

10. The prison door opened again, and in walked the president with some
of his investors. The president blinked and gulped and rubbed his eyes.
He had brought with him some of his science advisors who whispered with
the technicians and amongst themselves. He had brought a priest
who wasn't sure it wasn't the devils work. He had also brought his
master refiners. The refiner poured some of the oil into a glass. He
looked at it, smelled it, stirred it, and tasted it, checking if it was
oil. He brought out his briefcase and ran a sample through a portable
spectrometer. Then he turned to the president and nodded.

10. A sly and crafty look fell over the president's face. 'So,' he said,
'you can synthesize straw into oil. You weren't lying after all. I will
put your talents to good use.' But Jeannie protested - 'my lord, I can't
synthesize straw into oil! It wasn't me - I swear! It was the little man
- he came in and did the work. I gave him my ring.' The president
frowned, and then called to the guard outside the door - 'security, get
me the director of the secret service this instant.' The head of the
secret service appeared on the guards cell phone, 'sir, what is it?'

'Jordy, did anyone enter this room last night?' asked the president. The
director of the secret service said 'no sir. I posted these two agents,
and reviewed the security tapes myself since you informed me of the
special event. and no one has come in or out.' The president nodded, and
the director signed off.

11. 'Jeannie Miller, it wasn't you that spun this gold? Was it the devil
that helped you as my chaplain believes? Did the director of the secret
service forfeit his life by failing in his duties and let the devil?'
the president laughed unpleasantly. 'Tonight I will move you to bigger,
better guarded lab, with more straw that my chaplain has sprinkled with
holy water for you to synthesize on your life in to oil, and we will
shall see what will shall see.' With that the president, very pleased
with his cleverness ordered the oil transferred to his Strategic
Petroleum Reserves and Jeannie moved to a larger medium security
lab-prison.

12. Jeannie lay surrounded by straw heaped all around her. Was that
small man really the devil? Then she thought of her dying tomorrow. Then
she thought of all the people she would never see. She thought of the
husband she would never meet, the child she would never have, and the
grandchild she would never spoil. She wondered what having her head cut
off would feel like. She wondered what would happen to her body. She was
doing her best to stay awake since it was to be her last night alive. As
she was starting to go to sleep a familiar voice said to her 'what will
you give me, if I synthesize this straw into oil?'

13. She opened her eyes. It was the little man. She made to run and
pound on the door - but the little man caught her by the wrist with an
iron grip. 'No,' he said. She opened her mouth to scream - when out shot
his other hand, and covered her mouth so she couldn't breathe. 'Not that
either. Will you behave?'

14. She nodded and at once he let her go. 'What are you doing here? Who
are you? Where do you come from? Why are you helping me? Do you always
hang out it prisons
waiting for women to show up that need straw synthesized into oil?'

The little man said 'I want something just like you. You want to live
don't you? What will you give me to keep your neck attached to your
body?'

'I don't have anything to give.' she said.

He said 'Give me that gold ring on your finger.'

'But that was my mother's wedding, the only thing I have left that was
hers. Don't ask for that,' Jeannie pleaded.

'What good is the ring if can't save your life? Do you think the
executioner will not slip it from your finger before he removes your
head? Would your mother want you to keep the ring and die?' said the the
little man.

'What if you run away after I give you the ring?' she asked.

He gripped her hand with surprising speed and strength - 'I can take it
now, just like I could have taken the necklace last night. And I didn't
run away last night did I?' and then let go.

'Take it then,' she said slipping it off her finger.

He put the ring on the necklace around his neck, and set to work
configuring the equipment, programming the computers, feeding the straw
into the DNA sequencers, and he began to sing a lullaby. And soon the
lullaby, the sound of the spinning separators and the hypnotic pumping
of the vacuums soon put Jeannie to sleep for a second time.

15. [ king appears - 2 times - still could be luck - need to reproduce
feat one more time to be a fact and has her thrown into a larger
prison]

16. [ jeannie alone - sure she is going insane - tries to work on the
project - but some details evade her - and things go poorly]

17. [jeannie worse than ever - the little man appears - nothing left to
give eh? give me your child then - and he completes the machine]

18. [king appears - overjoyed - jeannie has finished the machine and has
documented it - and they get married - but her father wont move]

19. [the little man returns for the child that is born - the agents
aren't fast enough and can do nothing to catch him - but she puts
herself in front of her child or she puts a gun to her head and he
relents - but a delay only - guess my name - 3 guesses or the child is
mine]

20. [multiple recon teams are sent out and come back empty the first 2
days - driving the mother insane - worse is the thought to lose her
child than her own life]

21. [the night before the day she will lose her child her father and his
mercs are out partying in a whore house, where the little man is singing
his own song, her father calls to tell her]

22. [the next day - the little man appears - penetrating layer after
layer of security and mercs, and bows before her - and she guesses his
name]

23. [jeannie gives the little man visiting rights]

joshua paul, handlemaker
neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
www.neocodesoftware.com

Rumpelstiltskin / Rumplestiltskin v11

Rumpelstiltskin / Rumplestiltskin

An end of the world eschatological cataclysm, in which love, the
ultimate sacrifice makes all the difference in the world, where the
strong and mighty and proud and glorious are humbled, in dozens of
pages, with hundreds of words, and thousands of letters.

1. Once upon a time there was a poor old oil and gas producer who
depended on his daughter to troubleshoot the oil fields that were always
breaking down due to equipment failure and sabotage. his daughter
jeannie was very smart, clever, cute and feisty. Has to be cute. Has to
be feisty.

But she was so sick and tired of filling tanker trucks, and so sick and
tired of keeping the pumps working all day so she and her old father
could earn enough money to eat. The pumps were always breaking, the oil
was always coming up either too strong or not strong enough, or not at
all, the staff were always getting sick, getting shot or getting blown
up, or just not showing up for work, politicians always asking for more
money, security always wanting more gear, environmentalists always
protesting, and lawyers always getting in the way. Not too mention the
endless dirty tricks of the competition.

She was sick and tired of being poor, of not having enough to eat, of
having to pay too many taxes without sufficient representation, of
having to watch her father work his whole life to take care of her and
not being able to take care of him now he is old, of the dishonest
swindlers getting rich, of her mother dying before she was old enough to
know her, of not getting to enjoy the life the other girls her age were
enjoying - the parties, the clothes and the guys.

And she was always, always, coming up with ideas to make them better off
than she is now.

So she sings "swinging on a star." "Would you like to be better off than
you are?" while she works on her plans for alternative energy sources,
for a more equal distribution of wealth, a reduction in global warming,
a reduction in pollution, and ultimately a reduction in population, all
the while increasing the energy consumption per person.

2. One day when the president, his secret service agents, some of his
liege lords, and the police are driving by in their suvs, she makes her
father run out and kneel before the president's hummer with a truck with
a few barrels of oil on it. The police stop the convoy, and take him
down (face down in the pavement), and after he had been truncheoned,
frisked and handcuffed, the president waves the ss off and asked what he
wanted, the poor oil producer told the king what Jeannie had asked him
to him say - 'my lord, these barrels are but a few of the many barrels
thay my daughter has made by spinning straw in to oil.'

3. The president ordered the police that she be brought to him at once.
The secret service searched her and her plans, and then she courtsied to
the president and told him that of course she couldn't spin large
quantities of straw into oil yet but given enough funding, and here she
took out her plans, that by slighlty increasing taxation on oil and gas
usage he could raise levies to build processing plants that would
convert plants in to biodiesel and maintain the economy and avoid the
coming collapse of civilisation brought on by peak oil.

4. The president was not a nice man. He hadn't stayed president by being
nice. And he didn't like being made fun of (straw into oil -
ridiculous!) in front of his lords by anyone - though she was soo cute,
and obviously clever - he was furious and he wanted his revenge on her
by showing his lords that no one could get the better of him. 'Please
teach this man a lesson for interrupting us
and leave him in the street,' he said, and some of his accompanying
guards immediately started to pummel her father, who was being held by
two polices and beaten by two others. Turning to Jeannie, who was being
held back by two other police, he said 'and as for the girl, throw her
in the dungeon, provide her with a lab and straw, and bring me her head
tomorrow if she hasn't spun the straw into oil.'

6. In the lab, Jeannie sat with her back to the technicians and the
straw and cried and
cried and cried. She was upset with herself and wished she was back at
home with her father processing the barrels of oil into gas or pumping
the oil into barrels instead of being locked in the sterile, soulles,
and scientist infested prison waiting to die.

7. Before she had time to feel truly miserable about dying the next day
and leaving her father alone - suddenly there was a knock on the lab
door, and in came a small strange man. Strange because he was so small
and strange because he had opened the door, but she hadn't heard the
turn key turn to unlock it. He looked her up and down and said - 'what
will you give me if I process this straw into oil?'

8. Jeannie tried to wake herself up - 'I must be dreaming this. I must
be still asleep in my bed in the refinery.'

Jeannie said 'I don't have anything to give you.'

He said 'Give me that gold ring on your finger.'

'That was my mothers wedding ring, the only thing I have left that was
hers. Don't ask for that,' Jeannie pleaded.

'What good is the ring if can't save your life? Do you think the
executioner will not slip it from your finger before he removes your
head?'

'What if you run away after I give you the ring?' she asked.

He gripped her hand with suprising speed and strength - 'I could take it
now,' and then let go.

'Here take my mother's gold ring,' she said slipping it off her
finger.

He put the ring on his necklace, and set to work feeding the straw into
the spinning wheel, and he began to sing a lullaby. And soon the
lullaby, the sound of the spinning wheel and the hypnotic spinning of
the wheel soon put Jeannie to sleep.

9. The sound of the prison door crashing open made Jeannie wake up in a
start. She rubbed her eyes and stood up. The executioner and a guard
were standing in the room with dumbfounded looks on their faces. The
straw was all gone, and in its place was solid gold thread. They were
scared, and closed the door again.

10. The prison door opened again, and in walked the king. The king
blinked and gulped and rubbed his eyes. He had brought with him some of
his ministers who whispered amongst themselves. He had brought a preist
who was sure it was the devils work. He had also brought his master
goldsmith. The goldsmith went down on his hands and knees and felt the
solid gold thread. He looked at it, smelled, and he bit it, checking if
it was gold. He hit it with his hammer and weighed it on his scale.
Then
he turned to the king and nodded.

10. A sly and crafty look fell over the king's face. 'So,' he said,
'you
can spin straw into gold. You weren't lying after all. I will put your
talents to good use.' But Jeannie protested - 'my lord, I can't spin
straw into gold! It wasn't me - I swear! It was the little man - he
came
in and did the spinning. I gave him my ring.' The king frowned, and and
then called to the guard outside the door - 'guardsmen, bring me the
captain of the guard this instant' The captain of the guard came
running, and panting said 'sire, what is it? What has happened?'
'captain, on your life, did anyone enter this room last night?' asked
the king. The captain starting shaking 'no sire. I posted these two
guards and no one has come in or out.' The king nodded, and the captain
relaxed and looked around for first time and was shocked.

11. 'Miller's daughter, it wasn't you that spun this gold? Was it the
devil that helped you as my chaplain believes? Did my captain of the
guard forfeit his life by failing in his duties and let the devil?' the
king laughed. 'Tonight I will move you to bigger, better guarded
prison,
with more straw that my chaplain has sprinkled with holy water for you
to spin on your life in to gold, and we will shall see what will shall
see.' With that the king, very pleased with his cleverness ordered the
gold transferred to his vaults and Jeannie moved to a medium security
prison.

12. Jeannie lay surrounded by straw heaped all around her. Was that
small man really the devil? Then she thought of her dying tomorrow.
Then
she thought of all the people she would never see. She thought of the
husband she would never meet, the child she would never have, and the
grandchild she would never spoil. She wondered what having her head cut
off would feel like. She wondered what would happen to her body. She
was
doing her best to stay awake since it was to be her last night alive.
As
she was starting to go to sleep a familiar voice said to her 'what will
you give me, if I spin this straw into gold?'

13. She opened her aways. It was the little man. She made to run and
pound on the door - but the little man caught her by the wrist with an
iron grip. 'No,' he said. She opened her mouth to scream - when out
shot
his other hand, and covered her mouth so she couldn't breathe. 'Not
that
either.'

14. She nodded and at once he let her go. 'What are you doing here? Who
are you? Where do you come from? Do you always hang out it prisons
waiting for women to show up that need straw spun into gold?'

joshua paul, handlemaker
neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
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Big picture - have fun with kids

Big picture - have fun with kids
Detail - troubleshoot the problems
Know the problem - emperor doodlewood bump
Solutions - king panda
Actions - sing, paint, tell others, cook, recycle, reuse, reduce, board
game, treasure hunt, write letters

Sing song (the world is dying), tell a emperor doodlewood bump story
(rapa nui), tell a king panda lives story (battery recycling)

And I looked over the kingdom of man

And I looked over the kingdom of man
And I saw the building of a great necropolis
The frenzied work of slaves
Hurrying to complete the tombs of their masters in time for the
apocalypse

I saw whole cities and continents being prepared to be sacrificed
Great tombs built for the kings
And many small tombs for their legions of servants and their slaves

I saw whole species and phylums burned in the furnace of the combustion
engine
The holocene extinction event
Entire ecosystems destroyed
The polar ice caps melted

In my dream

In my dream
I bow before the god-emperor
Though I do not serve him
And could destroy him and his empire
I honour and respect him
Yet that would not stop my blade from removing his head
For I am humble and obedient

Yesterday - I feel my behaviour was arrogant and offensive towards one
of my clients that I sell internet connections to. They are my
god-emperor, and I must obey them as their humble servant without
arrogance or irony. The fact the they are the only client with this
symptom is irrelevant to obedience or humility, because they feed me
crumbs that I build my house.

Organism: digital posters / Neo code marketing

Own, produce, market the letters / podcast / game / site / digital
poster
By outsourcing for emerging english speaking markets
How to own it?
Allow each production company one aspect, or episode

What's the story
The end of the world
Extinction
Cities die
Peoples die
Species die
Products die
Companies die
Lets look at why

Dp lessons learned

Pb had
.

Dp had
1. Good target - med assoc
2. Good list - 8000 names
3. Good marketing plan
4. Good biz plan
5. Good execution
6. Good product
7. No market research to prove demand

Neo code software
Design, develop and deploy
For filemaker
For ct
For med assocs - budget, plan, research, exec
For personalized printing industry
For franchise ecommerce
For net suite

What one thing holds for them all?

Organism Persistent marketing ideas

King panda
Beg borrow buy
Handwritten letters
Video story
Mystery story
Link email to fax to phone to letter
Storytelling
Free with upgrades
Catalog
Photography
Event party
News

Welcome to king panda's farm podcast

Welcome to king panda's farm podcast.

Today we have lots of fun things to do!

Lets see what fun awaits us in king panda's kingdom!

1. Sing a song from the farm themed song book, play an instrument or
dance - old macdonald had a giant oil farm, drums, Jeannie dance
2. Read a story from the farm themed story book, draw pictures - golden
goose retold as giant oil farm
3. Make and play a game - farm version as monopoly with pollution
interest make everyone lose, solution small no gas
4. Wash and slice food in season from your town

IKEA, Xuhui Store in Shanghai

http://home.wangjianshuo.com/archives/20070106_ikea_xuhui_store_in_shanghai.htm

Plot summary - the end of the world is fine

Plot summary -

Against all odds (food riots, drought, disease, earthquakes, tsunami,
tornadoes, greedy multinationals, emerging world militaries, first world
anti-terrorists agencies, religious extremists, and gangsters) a band of
unlikely heroes, make sure that the seeds of civilisation are
successfully planted around the world just as the world descends into
another ice age.

Why don't I care about the business plan?

Why don't I care about the business plan?

Who needs more wealth, power, fame?

Why work hard to retire, when you can retire now and enjoy while you
are?

And what does power bring except challenges and its own downfall?

And fame? Knowing myself is the best audience.

So a selfless egoless business plan, eh?

A healing of the world?
A leave it better than we found it?
A the more you give the more you get?

Do you really mean for love?

Yes - I will live and die for that.

Train of thought - all aboard

Review of bourne supremacy
Why are the fantasy knights of age so unlike parsifal and his quest for
the grail?
Is that the best you can do?
Assassin fantasy?
What good does that do?
And then my mind turns to myself
And my fantasies
And the game I like to play
Slaying my inner dragons made real
So I can practice defeating sloth, ignorance, pride, gluttony, avarice,
lust, jealousy, and anger
And I can practice doing the 7 heavenly virtues, purity (courage and
boldness), abstinence, generosity, diligence, patience, kindness,
humility

And I think it would be fun to play by email with friends and offshore
call center staff as npc's
And then I think of work and having offshore call center staff follow a
script with my clients by phone, fax and email
To set them up as reseller partners
To walk them through the process or do it for them online
And build their skill profile online
And if they needed something to get it for them
Or to query the database for them
Providing a high level of email/chat support

canoe at deer lake

http://www.yellowpages.ca/business/BC/Burnaby/canoe/1%2C4/487273.html?src=&adid=&stype=si

Deer Lake Boat Rentals
Address : 5435 SPERLING AVE, Burnaby, BC V5E 2T2
Telephone : 604-839-3949
Category : Boat Rental, Canoes & Kayaks
Directory : Vancouver
Brief Description :
Canoes, Kayaks, Pedal & Row Boats

Canoe = $15/hr + tax = $17

cell at lake 7787590007

Beg borrow hack

Beg borrow hack
Beg borrow code
Beg borrow freedom

Control panel for
Peers
Jobs
Hardware assets
Remote staff

Target
Fm
Msft
Ct
Isp
Asp
Designer

Global Warming

http://www.stanford.edu/~moore/Boon_To_Man.html

Luxor 2

http://www.mumbojumbo.com/game/game/44

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neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
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a o scott new york times movie reviews - Google Search

http://www.google.com/search?q=a+o+scott+new+york+times+movie+reviews&hl=en

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neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
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Juan Ponce de León - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Ponce_de_Le%C3%B3n

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problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
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Bourne identity movies and the simpsons

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problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
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new york times movie reviews - Google Search

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=new+york+times+movie+reviews&spell=1

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neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
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Hwang Woo-Suk - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwang_Woo-Suk

What don't I have that I want

What don't I have that I want

I want attention

Why?

Because I am insecure?

Sure.

Is that all?

Maybe.

What else?

I want to give the world something good.

Why?

Because I found something good and I want to share?

Why?

Because the world is suffering needlessly.

I am suffering - why worry about the world?

It makes me feel better to do something good that doesn't make the world
worse.

Why?

Because I have done lots of things that have made the world worse.

Why?

Because I was selfish, and I didn't hold myself responsible.

Why?

Because I was in hurry, because I wasn't balanced, because I thinking
about I really want.

Why?

Because I wasn't breathing deeply.

Why?

Because I need more love and attention.

Why?

Because I was made that way.

Do 1 thing

Breathe slowly
Eat slowly
Think slowly
Speak slowly
Look slowly

Don't be the victim of your impatience

Old Man Luedecke Sing A Long

http://radio3.cbc.ca/bands/OLD-MAN-LUEDECKE/
http://www.zunior.com/product_info.php?products_id=470

It is insane

It is insane
To believe in the fictional account of paul atriedes
More than
The accounts of the christ, the buddha or the prophet

But
The lies of frank herbert
Are the truths of joshua scott paul-smith

I do not deny
I accept my ancestry, and passions

But I do not understand my lust
For empire
For family without end

I love go karting

I went to f440 in tssawassen with Neo
In the double kart #38
Upto 50 kmh
Drifting and sliding
Is such fun
Sorry I am late

Song to the tune about vancouver by the bacon song guy who played at the folk fest with the tanyas and geoff berner

The world is dying
And I am crying
because I don't know
What to do

Its not my problem
I didn't do it
Its not because of me
The world is dead

We have to fix it
We all know it
All we have to do
Is just to start

Chorus
We have to make
The factory owners
Drink the water
From their plants

We have to make
The car owners
Breathe the air
From their tail pipes

Our children
They are dying
We are killing them
With our greed

Chorus
We don't need
Any more cars
We don't need
Any more oil
We don't need
Any more people
Oh no
This world has enough for now

Dream a little dream of me v2

I am dreaming
I am dreaming of being 36 years, caucasian male, 5' 10", 200lbs, married
with 2 kids
I am dreaming of having my own business
I am dreaming about dreaming about business all the time
I dreamed I went to a bni meeting at the terminal city club in vancouver
where the lobby is white marble, the staff are old
I dreamed of a room of people dreaming of making their businesses grow
Like barnacles growing on rocks opening their mouths at eating what ever
swims by
In a small tide pool the ocean has left behind
I feel so small dreaming of making my business bigger
Dreaming of efficiently acquiring capital, labour, and markets
Dreaming of being eaten by others, or eating others
It all seems so meaningless
When compared to the sun
And what it does
And how much it gives
And how little it cares for profit
Or return

Dream a little dream of me

I am dreaming
I am dreaming of being 36 years, caucasian male, 5' 10", 200lbs, married
with 2 kids
I am dreaming of having my own business
I am dreaming about dreaming about business all the time
I dreamed I went to a bni meeting at the terminal city club in vancouver
where the lobby is white marble, the staff are old
I dreamed of a room of people dreaming of making their businesses grow
Like barnacles growing on rocks opening their mouths at eating what ever
swims by

Why do I do it

Why do I do it
Why take jobs that are crazy
Because I take any work
I take any jobs
I don't sell from a catalog
Get what I want
Get customers I want

What jobs don't I want?
Hard drive recovery
Why?
Client stress
Hosting
why?

I setup my wifes real estate business online in 15 minutes using

I setup my wifes real estate business online in 15 minutes using

Gmail for email and calendar and docs $0
Myfax for fax $13/month
Ubertor for cms $37/month
Netfirms for domain name $10/year

Jeannie June Loyalty Rewards Shopping and Affiliate Network

The Jeannie June Loyalty Rewards Shopping and Affiliate Network ("Neo
code") brand will use the latest skin for all of our hundreds of stores

Rules:
Brand is same and recognizable
The colour scheme is same
Design is same
Urls will all be different
Products will all be different

Current stores:
Exorex

Confirmed Stores:
The Neo code software store

Future stores:
Pharmacy
Customfine art

Potential stores:
The coffee store
The water filter store

joshua paul, handlemaker
neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
www.neocodesoftware.com

djinni djawawa and the salmon

Monica - what do you think my story?

djinni djawawa

Dj: Good morning professor!
Pr: good morning djinni!
Dj: what are you doing today?
Pr: today we are going to help the salmon.
Dj: what are salmon professor?
Pr: salmon are the keepers of the great rivers. They were born in these
rivers hundreds of thousands of years ago, and after they hatch they
swim to the ocean where they hunt shrimp for a couple years, turning
their meat bright red. Then they return to the river they were born,
jump high over rocks upstream to return to where they were born.
Dj: how are the salmon doing professor?
Pr: they are dying. Their children are dying. The rivers for their
babies are being destroyed, and the oceans where they grow big and
strong are being destroyed.
Dj: who is doing this professor?
Pr: we are eating too many of their parents. We are breeding large
numbers of sea lice by farming atlantic salmon. We are using too many
chemicals that are going into the ocean. We are burning too much
gasoline and making the temperature increase.
Dj: what do you wish for professor?
Pr: I wish the salmon were healthy. I wish we ate less salmon.
Dj: then what could you eat?
Pr: I wish we ate 1 or fewer wild salmon per year each, and ate more
yummy organically grown locally produced vegetable protein.

I wish we didn't breed sea lice by fish farming - but we do - so I wish
we didn't farm fish.

I wish the companies which are polluting the ocean and rivers would
start cleaning up. I wish the owners drink the water from their
factories.

I wish the companies which are polluting the air and the ozone would
start cleaning. I wish the owners breathe the air from their factories.

Dj: I have made your dreams come true. In the future the salmon are
healthy. In the future people eat less salmon.
People eat 1 or fewer wild salmon per year each, and eat more yummy
organically grown locally produced vegetable protein.

People don't breed sea lice by fish farming.

The companies which are polluting the ocean and rivers have cleaned up.
The owners drink the water from their factories.

The companies which are polluting the air and the ozone have cleaned up.
The owners breathe the air from their factories.

Titanic - sumbol of modern age

How is and how it is not a fair symbol and summary of where we are,
where we came from, and where we are going

Drink and be merry
We are indestructible
Ignore the warning signs
Full speed ahead
Some of us will survive

Sweet things are treasures found unexpectedly after travelling far

Sweet things are treasures found unexpectedly after travelling far

Touching your shoulder
Feeling your hair on my arm
Gazing at your profile

You love reading books and wearing glasses

in your future my past self - which is me now - will place into your
hands

The time travellers wife by niffenegger

I guess I know the answer

I guess I know the answer
To the question
If you don't like getting what you are getting why do you keep doing the
same thing?

Because I am scared of change
But
I want to make what I want to make
I want to produce software and find publishers

What frustrates me is my expectations

What's depressing is realizing
- project checks and balances aren't strong enough
- good network is hard to find
- I have not figured out the 5 day 8 hours job yet, let alone 4 days per
week
- need to formalize schedule more and be disciplined about it
- I want to resell other developers teams, handle the prospecting,
sales, design and billing (software broker franc concept)

Episode

story, song, picture, history
Recipe compete
Cook compete
Farm compete
Seed compete

Strawberry
Corn

Tomato
Soybeans

Rice
Wheat

João Fernandes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo%C3%A3o_Fernandes_Lavrador

Your mission regarding internet marketing should you choose to accept it

Your mission regarding internet marketing should you choose to accept
it

I want a series of analyst briefs that I will present at the business
networking events
And pass out handouts

I want 5 slides with 3 points per slide
Current situation
Oppurtunity
Options
Pros
Cons
Conclusion

Examples
Enewsletters
Adwords
Directories
Direct mail
Ecommerce

joshua paul, handlemaker
neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
www.neocodesoftware.com

What's wrong with the world and what we do about it video mag

What's wrong with the world and what we do about it video mag
Wwwtwawwdaivm

Episode formula
5m Book - Story rehearsing all age groups for change
10m Ecology / anthropologist - plant and animal children are
disappearing
5m Joyful singing
5m Arts and crafts time
10m Business networking and outsourcing and capitalism
5m Begborrowbuy segment
5m Cooking competition -the answer is moot I always win because I
compete against fastfood chains

Agent
Programmer
Prophet
Navigator

Vision digital posters

Vision digital posters = marketing strategy

0. Imagine all the medical conferences out there
A. How many have demand now?
If so provide sign up form with billing options
B. How many have demand in 1 to 3 mos? 4 to 6? 7 to 12?
If so provide sign up form for webinar, or newsletter, or free account,
or 1 on 1 demo
C. How many have no demand but are just curious and want to learn more?
If so provide online product training with incentive

1. I imagine we have days a week of appmt setting
To do this
A. Is anita gone? Her status

B. Need 5 days = 5 people? 5 lists?
I. Prep it
How do they compete?
Prospect solutions
Leadgener8
Salebuild
Mike koombes
Bill d. / j. Paul / moneyworks

C. Where is the list?
In maximizer
In 5 seperate databases
For 5 people
To review their progress

2. To support weekly calling, need monthly mailing
Always with webinar invite
i. Webinar = powerpoint
ii. Invite
iii. List
iv. Hand envelope
v. Hand envelope and sticky
vi. Hand envelope and sticky and letter
A. Month 1 - digital posters story
B. Month 2 - digital posters benefits
C. Month 3 - digital posters features
D. Month 4 - digital posters offer / value
E. Month 5 - dp contract
F. Month 6 - dp execution plan and timeline
G. Month 7 - complete package

joshua paul, handlemaker
neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
www.neocodesoftware.com

Upside down and inside out - ct day 4

Upside down and inside out
I am

My stomach burns like ice
The top of my head and around my eyes feel bigger than my body
My ears are filled with the distant noise of traffic that isn't there
My heart is beating hard and heavy
And my eyes are sad and want to cry

Sleep does not want me tonight

I have been empty
Chasing fullness

Instead of being full
And sharing everything I have

So where is the truth now?

In my fear of being myself

But who will buy me?
What shall I eat?
What shall I give my family?

My first thought is of the wordless wonders
I want to give them
Then I want to give Neo code quotas
And set expectations for myself and others

And are things different? Are things changed? Or always they always the
same?

What have I learned?
I want to give myself peace.

I was reminded to listen and care, and put others needs first, and that
the more you give the more you get.

For managed services plans I want to give companies 5 to 25 with
revenues of $5e6 a free cleaning while I make a presentation, and a
keyboard, a mouse and a mouse pad as a thank you.

For fm hosting I want to give fsa members hosting. Please send me your
files. I can give that message by invitation and flyer and website.

For custom development I want to give companies with 50+ employees and
$5+e6 a custom accounting, sales or hr report they need. I can give that
message by phone.

For b2c ecommerce I want to give homeopathic doctors free stores. I can
give that message by flyer.

For b2b ecommerce I want to give manufacturers with $10e6 free stores. I
can give that message by flyer and email and letter.

For digital posters I want to give medical associations with 200+
posters free digital posters. I can give that message by phone.

For myself I want to give a wordless wonder randomantra (with an
intermission) to an audience. I can give that message by projector, and
laptop, and car in parking lots.

For myself I want to give performances of out of the past collapse, with
cooking, and karaoke, and a mystery.

Ct day 3

Marketing =
Bandits signs = make them and hire again to do it
Posters = get the poster guys
Letters
Yellow pages

Ct day 2

Cts need =
Accounting = hard to find = outsourced accounting
Just don't steal
Just don't leave

Great service
Looking to outsource
They just want to give the problem to someone else
Great service = what people remember

Cold call the cts and intro them
- accounting
- software dev
- health plans / dental / benefits
- financing - like amex

Marketing plan
- join the chamber of commerce and volunteer for a committee
- networking = always the best
- telemarketing - good for best
- yellow pages - good
- monitor advertising
- newspaper - nothing
- car wrap
- direct mail
- free computer cleaning
- tune up for $199
- sticker / service tag - shiny
- book next appmt - level 1 to level 3

Bill schmidt - turkish site - ecommerce for furniture

Forms - for scheduling jobs
Use tops for staff

SIW - windows serial numbers for applications

Book Review - ella enchanted by gail carson levine

Book Review - ella enchanted by gail carson levine

I adore fairy tales. But I adore fairy tales retold or twisted even
more.

Ella enchanted, like the movie the slipper and the rose, is a
sophisticated cinderella retelling.

The conceit is that of the good wish gone bad - in this case when an
arrogant fairy bestows the gift of absolute obedience.

Highly recommended

Ct Day 1

Marketing fund - they don't know how to make it work
- they had it

Founder - successful franchisor
- they sold an accounting franchise
- they just sell a franchise
- what does a franchisee want?

How to plug elance etc in computer troubleshooters

ConnectWise - arnie - $40k
24 techs
Intelligent entreprise workshop
Goal - 6 techs, 2 teams, 1 team lead and two techs

hard drive recovery

Tech in others countries taking the support calls
- indians taking calls deploying chinese guys

Level platform - Zenith - plus connectwise plus monitoring
Help desk - $18/user
Back end support
Best managed - 2 options
Or ingram micro - not good
Or tech data - not good
Need managed services

Add outsourced accounting - sell accounting services

Provide
On site techs - take the bus in uniform
Managed services / monitoring
Help desk call centre
Back end server call centre + 2 level 3 techs

Big need for level 3
With kvm over ip

Netwings in calcutta - ct india
Ct egypt Egypt mcse techs $100/month

Level platforms - 2 weeks investment = choice

How to franchise out ecommerce sales using ct?
And hosting?
And elance

Sales cycle - small business 5 to 10 staff, 2 month sales cycle,
projects 2k to 8k

Mary meeting own 4 franchisors (as investor 1/3) + ct usa

Break fix tech = 6k to 10k = level 1

Lou = daily billing goals
Daily emails in the morning of yesterdays billing

Use the mom and pop pc shop
to outsource work and source of leads
Pc sales

Partner with store fronts to collect pcs for carry in service - like dry
cleaners
Like ups - there is a program for it and help you promote

Customer service - expectations are exceeded

Sell the data copy machine

Service centre - drop off

Break/fix - difficult model
Residential pressure from $29/month remote services, plus geek squad
Retail service centre model - across the street from a best buy
Managed services - open to lots of businesses

Utility company
Managed services
Intelligent entreprise

Remote Monitoring - hosted best
Remote control - hosted best
Pc support - sicklebrook and pc helpline

Why is ct pushing best?
Monthly income for them

Cost
Plus helpline
$5/pc
$14/user month

Ink and toners sales is good

Houston day 1

United airlines - please don't worry about losing my bags in denver. I
am sure you will find them. Was it the whisky I bought tempting one of
your handlers? Or was it my green suit? Or my underwear? Likely it was
my deodorant and toothpaste.

Airport shuttle - your extra friendly counter staff, arguing with your
customers is extremely refreshing. Who knew customers could be so wrong?
Also having your driver circle the houston airport an extra time gave me
time to appreciate just how large the airport is. And then compliments
to the drivers racing skill and the vans poor suspension. The exhaustion
I felt from my trip was quickly replaced excitement and adrenalin.

The westin galleria - the web site is clean and fresh, which makes
arriving so surprising. I read on wikipedia that houston maybe the most
air conditioned city. The lobby was nice and chilly, and the welcome
smell of air con decay, or old carpets and furniture filed my nose.

The lobby, hallways and elevator are all in a style that's back in
fashion in again. I am glad to see the westin is not updating anything
and should be commended on minimizing its environmental impact by
needlessly redecorating.

But entering the room was great. An icy blast met me, and the powerful
engine of the air con comforted me.

However it wasn't until I counted all the money I would save by not
drinking the $6 shots at the mini bar, or drinking the $4 bottled water
that had been left out, was I really happy.

Happiness found, I tackled the internet. Of course the instructions are
there just as a puzzle to test my skills, I do so love a teaser. The
jokers red herring of rebooting my own computer was devilishly clever.
Of course I had to reboot the rooms router at pay $10/24hrs before I
could access the internet.

Before bed I had a quick bath. Again thankfully they hadn't renovated
the bathroom and kept all that junk for ending up in the landfill.

Satire, poking fun and sillyness v2

1. Charity
Did you ever get a catalog in the mail from world vision about how could
buy a goat for a family?

Well, the drug addicted need charity too.

In vancouver, the downtown east side struggles with drug and poverty.

Here's what catalog for these people could look like:

$50 for a years supply of bleach
$200 for a years supply of needles

Special breakfast at ikea
$100 to rend van for 12
$80 for 2 hours for driver
$13 for breakfast

2. Obesity
When I was young I dreamed about being rich, famous or powerful. Now
that I am older I have accepted that I will be none of them, I have
decided that at least I can be fat.

I mean obese. I mean huge. I mean so big people get out of my way. I
mean so big at the airport I get driven around. I mean so big I am
intimidating. I mean so big I need to drive a big car and have a big
house.

I wanna be big, mr big.

3. Exploitation
Now how's this is funny don't ask me. But I was thinking the government
is squeamish about taxing casinos, why not add brothels to the list?

The government would have plenty of jobs for university graduates, glue
and gas sniffers and drug addicts a like - plus they would have the
revenues to cover counselling.

G8 nations should be able to compete and win when it comes to the best
brothels.

4. Global warming
The solution to global warming is simple. We need move the problem as
far away from us as possible.

We don't want pollution in our backyards - where can we put it?

What's needed is a large rail gun to shoot cannisters of co2 at the
moon.

Mind you the gun needs to fire in both directions so the earths spin
isn't changed too much. Also probably best to deposit the co2 somewhere
it can recovered - like the moon or mars.

5. Energy conservation
Who has proven best at energy conservation?
When have humans ever consumed just what they needed?
When we had no choice - about 100,000 years ago.

6. Genetically modified foods
The plan to make foods that trick the tongue into tasting salty and
fatty will make for interesting creatures in the future. Evolution will
sort it out.

7. Financing
No payments till 2020! Use all the energy and water you want. Build on
all the farmland you want.

Satire, poking fun and sillyness

1. Charity
Did you ever get a catalog in the mail from world vision about how could
buy a goat for a family?

Well, the drug addicted need charity too.

In vancouver, the downtown east side struggles with drug and poverty.

Here's what catalog for these people could look like:

$50 for a years supply of bleach
$200 for a years supply of needles

Special breakfast at ikea
$100 to rend van for 12
$80 for 2 hours for driver
$13 for breakfast

2. Obesity
When I was young I dreamed about being rich, famous or powerful. Now
that I am older I have accepted that I will be none of them, I have
decided that at least I can be fat.

I mean obese. I mean huge. I mean so big people get out of my way. I
mean so big at the airport I get driven around. I mean so big I am
intimidating. I mean so big I need to drive a big car and have a big
house.

I wanna be big, mr big.

Neo code update v4

Car body shop
- next door to mechanic
- existing business people just come
- some people know me
- icbc pays in 2 wks
- labour is 55hr, pay is 25hr
- sponsor koreans
- specialize in korean car
- parts mark up at 20%

What I want
1. Reseller project leads - $89/hr
Grow fm ecom channel = fxphp, fm upload, fm pay, fm host
Filemaker/comptroub ecommerce channel
Mail merge letter regarding ecom
Josh Phone call all fsa/comptroub
Goto lou/ken to quote and win (1300 for 1, 550 for host, 475 for
install)

2. Direct medical leads - $130
Grow medical = dp, abstracts, conference, registration, hosting
Mail merge letter regarding build,repair,pipe
Josh Phone call all 8000
Goto bill/david to quote and win (6k for dp, 1.5k for minis, 600 for
install)

3. Franchise ecommerce sites
Naturopaths
Psioriasis

Problem
- too many pieces to manage
- need divisions with costs and revenue targets

Ecom team
Dp team
Fae team
Slfa team
Small biz team

Find
- monthly billing

Costs are rising
- bill commission - higher dollar value or cannibalizing? Inside 5% vs
outside 10%
- network admin costs flat if dragos leaves and lito and carlo replace
him, or if dragos stays and an admin is rented to jason
- need to train new accounting person to replace nena
- lou's not billing - give her job to david and give david's jobs to
freelancer

Sales growth stalled
- margaret
- exorex site
- Neo code site
- indian telemarketers
- computer troubleshooters

Joshua Paul
http://joshuapaul.blogspot.com/

Neo code update v3

Car body shop
- next door to mechanic
- existing business people just come
- some people know me
- icbc pays in 2 wks
- labour is 55hr, pay is 25hr
- sponsor koreans
- specialize in korean car
- parts mark up at 20%

What I want
1. Reseller project leads - $89/hr
Grow fm ecom channel = fxphp, fm upload, fm pay, fm host
Filemaker/comptroub ecommerce channel
Mail merge letter regarding ecom
Josh Phone call all fsa/comptroub
Goto lou/ken to quote and win (1300 for 1, 550 for host, 475 for
install)

2. Direct medical leads - $130
Grow medical = dp, abstracts, conference, registration, hosting
Mail merge letter regarding build,repair,pipe
Josh Phone call all 8000
Goto bill/david to quote and win (6k for dp, 1.5k for minis, 600 for
install)

Problem
- too many pieces to manage
- need divisions with costs and revenue targets

Ecom team
Dp team
Fae team
Slfa team
Small biz team

Find
- monthly billing

Costs are rising
- bill commission - higher dollar value or cannibalizing? Inside 5% vs
outside 10%
- network admin costs flat if dragos leaves and lito and carlo replace
him, or if dragos stays and an admin is rented to jason
- need to train new accounting person to replace nena
- lou's not billing - give her job to david and give david's jobs to
freelancer

Sales growth stalled
- margaret
- exorex site
- Neo code site
- indian telemarketers
- computer troubleshooters

Joshua Paul
http://joshuapaul.blogspot.com/

Payment apps v1

Lowalty rewards you can redeem at any network points
Micropayments
Free online payment gateway
Free shopping carts
Free pos payment gateways with good apis for novice and expert
Cell phone payments
Payroll application with t4 etc
Bill payments - ie icbc

30 second reviews: apple macbook and netgear hdx101 v2

30 second reviews
- Tasty bite sized chunks -

apple macbook
2ghz core 2 duo, 1gb, 80gb, 13.3 lcd, dl dvd
A small, light, high performance dual boot notebook

Pro - price 1129 refurb vs 1449 new = free 3 year warranty
Con - not on site next business day warranty like dell
Pro - crossover lets you run your favorite windows apps, without windows
- like editplus
Cons - crossover is rougher than parallels or vmware
Pro - battery life reported by control panel at 5 hrs
Con - the bottom can get more than warm - hot
Pro - booting macbook first time walked me through transfering
everything off my old mac - and it worked
Con - no help if you are a windows user and want to switch
Pro - high end connector ports for mini-dvi and firewire make it good
for editing video
Con - no sd card slot for reading camera photos and movies
Pro - bluetooth mouse and keyboard is fun
Con - slow to reconnect after sleep
Pro - glossy case glows
Con - in 3 years how bad will it look
Pro - core 2 duo makes map apps fast
Con - it makes keynote too fast so a keynote presentation on g4 takes
3.45 minuets will take 3.30 minutes on a macbook

netgear hdx101
200mbs powerline adapter
Small power bricks that carry ethernet over AC

Pro - $180cad for 2 is good to connect the house and garage
Con - $90 each
Pro - plug and play
Con - to upgrade must connect direct to pc
Pro - connection speed and reliability are good value
Con - incomptible with other brands
Pro - auto discovery shows you all connectors
Con - pc only software

Angels neon night kitchen show design

Sponsors - kitchen cabinet makers / movie set carpenters, farmers,
grocery stores, chefs, restaurants, appliance makers / distributors

Format - iron chef + out of the past + short history of progress

Host - djinnis

VIPS - politicians, scientists, entertainers, merchants, spirituals
- when to plant
- hunger
- land use
- conservation
- global warming

How - outdoor cooking with Bbq and brewster

Later - with cameras and 20" or 42" monitors and mac minis with
randomantras

Fear of failure vs destiny favors the bold

Years ago, when my wife and I were looking to buy our first apartment -
she found a gorgeous place in kits for 180k that's now worth 550k in
just over 6 years. I was scared to buy it because it was a leaky condo,
however the owner would cover a portion, and the final price wasn't
known.

I was too scared to buy it and lost out.

On the flip side, we built a beautiful r2000 house on trout lake.
However to make mortgage payments, we need to share our house, which
makes life stressful.

If she another job we could share the house with fewer people.

If I had better paying job we could share the house with fewer people.

But we don't.

And I don't ever want to move.

This is the most perfect house ever.

So there's a chance to buy a franchise that has the potential to make
more money than seagate.

As always my goal is just to see the deal done, earn a commission, and
buy a small piece of the equity.

Pros
1. Its in calgary, which is growing
2. Its in cosmetic dental surgery, which is growing
3. Its backed by a large multinational, with a growing share of the
market
4. The vendor has a history of protecting markets
5. Every other franchise makes money
6. Training is provided

Cons
1. Its in calgary, not vancouver
2. Even with financing the startup costs would require all my resources
3. Finding staff in calgary isn't easy
4. The greedy dog barks at his reflection and loses the steak he has
5. It does not fill me with happiness to baby sit it
6. Executing the marketing plan will take cash

The ocean dream

We are swimming happily
Playing and eating tasting ocean food
Then we are told there are sharks
But that sharks never swim in the inlet where the factory is
We swim there
And it is deep and dark and dead
With great fallen tree trunks
But slowly we see squid
Groups of small squid harvesting floating islands of sea squirts
And bringing their harvests to larger squids

But they are a menace
And out on the beach
The squids take on childrens forms
And walk among us
Harvesting the unwary
Leading them to the inlet to swim

Re: [Fwd: Re: Neo|Code Backup Training Orientation] - I love interviewing people and getting their references

I know
I am always looking for staff
I love meeting new people
I love training staff
I love interviewing people and getting their references
I love the panic that comes with finding a replacement suddenly

On Wed, 30 May 2007 11:40 pm, Bill Demopoulos wrote:
M>Keep looking

> -------- Original Message --------
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> Date: Wed, 30 May 2007 18:01:43 -0700
> From: <admin@neocodesoftware.com>
> To: <joshua@neocodesoftware.com>
>
> This is an automated reply; I will be away and attending the Google
> Developer Day Conference in San Francisco from May 31 - June 1, 2007. I
> will not be able to reply to you immediately. I will get back to you as
> soon as I return.

And teach myself / remember how to teach them to eat and drink the world pure again

Go to city
And teach myself / remember how to teach english cooking classes to
kids
And teach myself / remember how to teach them to eat and drink the world
pure again
Like always
But in a theatre on stage and sell tickets

In the next 4 to 8 months I am looking to

- partner with a medium to large kindy / elementary school
- school may or may not currently teach english
- school must be in city
- school must have a good reputation, and the potential to teach
english.

The school should have at least 2 managers and 2 sales people that have
been with the company at least 2 years.

Also the school must have a normal or larger than kitchen.

Warning 1 to Monica after fury over candles

Lets have three
Then what
Move to the valley?
Spend money?
Sell everything put the money in trust and start again with nothing?

Sell the house
Sell the car
Sell the business
Sell the ideas

Go to centum city
And teach english cooking classes to kids
And teach them to eat and drink the world pure again
Like always

Making work fun by treating others the way you want to be treated

Making work fun by treating others the way you want to be treated

Consider each person
If I were them how would I want josh to treat me

How to treat staff, vendors, customers, investors, friends, presents,
prospects, leads

Connect with them

Consider working with a larger audience

First connect with yourself

I am the inspirational improvisational imaginary centre for healing
human cognitive development

I am cogagni

I have 10 helpers

Left hand -
Agent - doing, did, does, do - help me!
Programmer - plan, protect, repeat - help me!
Navigator - find the safe path - help me!
Prophet - predict the destination - help me!
Handlemaker - leverage the universe - help me!
Right hand -
Firestarter - release your power - help me!
Windmaker - renew and connect - help me!
CogAgni - focus on awareness - help me!
Juggler - balance up and down - help me!
Lover - hold the universe together - help me!

Let us breathe - windmaker
Let us drink - navigator
Let us eat - programmer
Let us talk - handlemaker
Let us listen - prophet
Let us sing - lover
Let us dance - juggler
Let us play - cogagni
Let us study - prophet
Let us act - agent

Morale outrage - leaked plans for govt backed whorehouse on aboriginal land to provide jobs to at risk youth

Morale outrage - leaked plans for govt backed whorehouse on aboriginal
land to provide jobs to at risk youth

Take action - contact your politicians now!

What I want to make and sell next

Youtube music video from screenshot
Plus
WQED pittsburgh out of the past collapse

Or just

Neo's birthday in manila
South korean karaoke camera crew
French canadian film sales agent
Joshua's video mag
Ed levinson's when to plant
Maria from missisauga via north van via brazil's why there is hunger
Noodlehead / washing dishes dj's sushi
cogagni studio
Craigslist Dancers, Singers, jugglers, drummers, banjo players, bass
players, guitar players, improv actors, scientists teachers
Ronald wright explaining to kids by clowns
WQED pittsburgh out of the past collapse explained to kids by clowns

dirt nigeria neuroscientist mycobacteria serotonin - Google Search

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=dirt+nigeria+neuroscientist+mycobacteria+serotonin&btnG=Search

Insight - reverse ecosystem destruction = worship mountains rivers valleys oceans

a play

a play
2007-05-17
jpaul

2 characters
i love you
you love me

props
perishables:
1 mcdonalds bag
2 mcdonalds filet of fishes
2 mcdonalds big mac's
2 mcdonalds napkins
2 mcdonalds straws
1 mcdonalds cup with water
inventory:
sushi knives or other knives according to vip guests preferences - knives of the world
bowls
cutlery and eating utensils of the world
espcially korean metal chopsticks and metal bowls with rice

act 1
i love you: i have brought something hot
you love me: i will get the knives and the cutlery
i love you: i have brought you a filet of fish and a big mac. here is what they look like.
you love me: so exciting. i am looking forward to slicing and dicing them so as to remove the poison and toxins from the items.
i love you: i am the 23rd incarnation of the instant noodle master. i am noodlehead. i am handlemaker. with this knife i will cut the poison and toxins from these foods for you my love.
you love me: let me unwrap them.

[you love me takes the mcdonalds bag and ceremoniously with candles and silver ware and cutlery and tea and champagne and cognac and pineapple and mango juices.
then the burger boxes are placed on plater and you love me opens the boxes like flowers]

you love me: they are ready.

i love you: i will begin.

[i love you slices the burgers like pizzas or flowers, with as many dazzingly shows of knife virtuosity as possible with removing any finders, and at the same time tells a story]

i love you: as I prepare the meal i would like to tell you a story. i hope you can enjoy the story.

a long time ago, 7,500 years, for the first time humans began to farm and increase in numbers and build fortifications and weapons in greater numbers than we have records of before. our settlements grew larger and better protected.

today trains crossed from south korea to north korea for the first time since the war in the 1950s.

and we have found new sources of food and energy every year for millenia - despite the astronomical bombardment of meteors, asteroids. despite ice ages and global warming.

all these things we have lived through.

because there were new ecosystems for us to exploit.

everytime we where able to leave eden and find another place with new resources to extract.

the last civilisation to collapse is being rebuilt on natural gas exports to europe and asia.


we have survived the plagues. we have survived the roads. we have survived the kings. we have
survived the
emperors
we have survived the mobsters
we have survived the revolutionists
and the dictators
we have survived the cannibals
and the robber barons
we have survived the landloards
and the East India Company
we have survived the floods
we have survived the droughts and the locusts
we have survived the global warming before
we have survived the genocides
we have the survived the circii?
circusses? like boxen to boxii?
and we have survived the plagues

[i love you has sliced the burgers in to very fine pieces such that the portion that has been removed and fit for consumption is extremely small and beautifully prepared. and the waste material from the burger that won't be eaten was used to make the edible more beautiful and more of a focal point.]

i love you: the slicing and dicing is ready.

i love you: i have finished. would please rate

meta rating
1. my speed
2. my intuition
3. my presentation
4. my choice of foods
5. my selection to taste
food rating
6. the initial taste of the food
7. the after taste
8. the saltiness
9. the sweetness
10.the sourness
11.the rottenness

i love you: viewers watching this please submit your vote by email to joshua@neocodesoftware.com. please check www.neocodesoftware.com to see vote results once 23 votes have been recieved.

you love me: i will rate it now that i have had time to consider it.

rating system
0 is amateur
10 is pro

meta rating
1. my speed
0 is amateur

2. my intuition
10 is pro

3. my presentation
0 is amateur

4. my choice of foods
10 is pro

5. my selection to taste
0 is amateur

food rating
6. the initial taste of the food
10 is pro

7. the after taste
0 is amateur

8. the saltiness
10 is pro

9. the sweetness
0 is amateur

10.the sourness
10 is pro

11.the rottenness
0 is amateur

i love you: thank you for your honesty. thank you for coming. thank you for tasting. what would you like to say?

you love me: i will.

a neo code software ltd. production
2007
copyright jpaul

Ideas blog - education is better

Wishing - I love food
I want to use my love of food to change the world
Angels neon night kitchen is almost built

How can sushi be enjoyed knowing what it does to the planet?
Can it be extracted for ecosystem destruction?

Sushi vendors in vancouver to persuade
Tojo's most expensive?
Sushi harrison hot springs farthest resort?
The eatery most liked by ubc students?
The black something english bay davie and denman most avant garde?
T&T most over priced?
Japanese grocery store and veneables and clark cheapest?
Wasabi in richmond freshest wasabi and deep fried crabs?
North van londsdale quay or yaletown roundhouse most faded?
King sushi? South granville stret largest portions?
Broadway across kingsway most adventerus?
Robson and thurlow - north east corner behind starbucks - boat sushi
Airport sushi
All you can eat sushi kingsway burnaby near a&w and tim hortons

joshua paul, handlemaker
neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
www.neocodesoftware.com

here we are

civilisation collapse eschatology - these words what do they mean here in south korea? generation after generation farming the same land. same as japan and china. and half the peninsula is still in the dark.

but i don't have numbers on argicultural outputs, or fishery outputs. do they follow the downward trends as expected?

Can't feel good about dp until

Can't feel good about dp until
I am selling a lot
Problem is
Cost per sale too high
And should be for a year
Suscribe based on number of posters per month
And should be low
And web driven automated
But manual really

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnX-3dZiFqQ Bacon ft. Emine a.k.a. Slim Fast - Schmeckt net (Original)

Bacon ft. Emine a.k.a. Slim Fast - Schmeckt net (Original)

stickers

stickers
need stickers and buttons
so you can 1click buy the video mag

invention
audio barcodes
for 1click buying

I am a postcard

I am a postcard sent to a specific mailing list
That is likely to subscribe and pay the monthly fee and buy the for sale
items

The post card directs people to call, or text, or visit a website. The
visit results in various other trips and eventually another postcard or
letter.

And thiss is because the person buys something.

Brain status

Team member - nils
Success with existing clients
Little to no success with new or immature clients
Next step - acquire inbound sales agents to take over this task
Failed on internal projects for new web site, and new process
Next step - broker to publisher, how to much to acquire publisher
Success - removed work from me to build offshore team which grows
itself
Next step - add sales staff - artists to draw the post cards, add from
philippines or korea

Wii game
House olympics
Washing windows
Cutting wood
Sweeping floor
Changing car tire

This morning america woke up to smell south korea

You hoo! Over here! - Empreor Doodlewood Bump's Adventure #1 draft

You hoo! Over here!

Draft

If you are interested, and have the time to finish a story for next week
publication - how much for a 500-1500 story for Performance PC Magazine,
with all rights assigned, an episode of the following short stories
series:

Empreor Doodlewood Bump's Adventures
Civilisation Collapse Eschatology

Prologue

The secret diaries of Noodlehead, the 23rd illuminated and venerable
master of the arts of the instant noodle - Improv Noodle Cook Master,
Order of the Handlemakers, Rainer of the CogAgni, Utter of RandomAntras,
Troubleshooter of Networks, Director of the Center for Healing Human
Cognitive Development Inspiration Improvisational Imaginary, and
Troubadour of the Eschatalogical Collapse of Civilisation.

These writings chronicle my efforts and a few modest successes in
keeping the world as we know it in place and chaos at bay.

If you are reading this, then you must have passed many tests and
endured many longs years of hard study at the many various and ancient
academies, and are no doubt in the old and dusty library of the Center.
(Of course you are there, where ever you are, broadcasting, and
mechnically and electromagnetically replicating yourselves as near the
speed of light as possible.)

I have spent my life troubleshooting in wake of the 7 year old Emperor
Doodlewood Bump and the holographic projections of super powerful yet
flawed artificial intelligences (that you would likely think of as some
form of space ship) from our distant future, that have been upgrading as
fast as they can.

The following volumes, contain what little I can remember of these
events, where in the whole, I was no more and no less than the 3rd good
fairy in Sleeping Beauty, that couldn't undo the curse of death, merely
mitigates it effects.

Adventure #1
One Saturday afternoon, at the Center, Emperor Bump was sitting at the
table reading the paper after doing his Grade 1 math homework, and he
was struck with the fact that women earned less than men. He went to
pour himself a glass of milk and asked the two AIs Djawawa and Asira
"Why is it so?"

The robots went into a collage level discussion of the issue and the
Emperor of the Known Worlds nods his small black head.

"Djawawa and Asira - I have it! I know the root of all evil!" Emperor
Bump says.

The AIs materialize and morph rapidly through a series of shapes until
settling of the brownies from the movie Willow.

They talk more in less in unison, but occassionaly argue and interupt
each other.

"Emperor Bump - but we promised Noodlehead not to change history
anymore," explain the accented 6" high buckskin clad hunter gatheres.

Emperor Bump nods his head, and folds his seven year arms behind his
back.

"Yes I see. We mustn't forget about that. So what can we do about the
inequality of pay between men and women?"

The brownies squirmed. "I know," said one, "we could get rid of all the
money!"
"No silly that wouldn't work, they'd just go back to using rocks
again!"
"We could make them all women."
"Hey - good - we'd talked about that..."

"Silly robots the problems are segregated bathrooms. As long as men and
women think of themselves as seperate inequalities will appear."

The AIs turn and look at each other, and yell "and that spells fun!"

As they begin to turn into tornadoes like hyper active version the
tasmanian devil - Bump shouts over the increasing din - "Don't do
anything else!"

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Cryptography - cogagni kids tv show

Cogagni - the show, game, graphic novel, animation, live action

Noodlehead vs emperor doodlewood bump
Can't the Ancient and noble 23rd master of instant noodles stop emperor
doodlewood bump's crazy plan from going horribly wrong and destroying
the earth?

The world soup joke
The dr jekyll and mr hyde joke
The faust bargain joke
The ugly duckling joke
The taming of fire joke
The human virus joke
The asteroid collision joke
The longest noodle joke
The hunters vs gatherers joke
The country mouse and city mouse joke

With real edible noodleheads outs of noodles, and a restaurant. Real
edible doodlewood bumps out if wood and chocolate. Real game and graphic
novel. With candy clues for the game and book.

The inspirational
Imagineary
Improvisational
Mobile
Center
For
Healing
Human
Cognitive
Development

Agent
Programmer
Prophet
Navigator
Handlemaker
Firestarter
Windmaker
Lover
Me

Where?
Franchised all over the nation
Cities of the future
Vancouver, seoul, kyoto, manila, orange county, beijing

Themes?
Civilisation
Collapse
Eschatology

Collapse - 7 generation toxins, environment - our parents haven't been
able to kill us in over 2.8 mya, what's make you think they can kill us
now? Its each other we have to watch for. Our brothers and sisters have
always been responsible for the lions share of our deaths. Its the
toxins we have ourselves. We are intrinsically toxic. We have made
dictators and suicide bombes. We have made agent orange and chernobyl.
We have trans fats.

Civilisation - future police - we are always on the battlements scanning
for the barbarians - the pirates - the cancers - looking for their
quarter to attack and bring us down and back. We must be allowed to
continue to flower. We are only 7500 hundred years old. We need more
time. We must spin to see ourselves whole. And so collect the co2 out
the atmosphere and shape it into containers and shoot it out the earth
from an aimable platform. Deposit containers on the moon, on mars, on
mercury, in order to impart momentum. And so the earth spins enough so
that is in eternal sunshine. Good things grown where good things grow.

Eschatology - the study of extinction. The night doesn't lost forever.
Nor does the day. Why did the civilisation on Rapa Nui collapse? What
happened to the ancient fertile crescent city of Ur? What led to the
fall of Rome? Or Constantinople? Or Athens?

Conversation with neocodeshedow

---------------------- April 13, 2007 7:31 pm ----------------------
neocodeshedow: Hi
---------------------- April 13, 2007 7:33 pm ----------------------
neocodeshedow: What is Arvin's IM account?
neocodesoftware: Arvynn1822
---------------------- April 13, 2007 7:46 pm ----------------------
neocodeshedow: Josh, Arvin is not online? What is your arrangement?
neocodesoftware: He should be on
neocodesoftware: But I will train him
neocodesoftware: If he doesn't show up
---------------------- April 13, 2007 8:04 pm ----------------------
neocodeshedow: Sure, i will wait for him these two days.
neocodesoftware: You are the best
neocodeshedow: thanks! ;-)
---------------------- April 13, 2007 8:12 pm ----------------------
neocodeshedow: Can you please send an email to Jacky to tell him that
we will finish handing over work this weekend?
neocodesoftware: Ok
neocodeshedow: Thank you
---------------------- April 13, 2007 10:51 pm ----------------------
neocodesoftware: You are talking to arvinn now right?
neocodesoftware: Please chat with arvynn1822
neocodesoftware: He is online now
neocodesoftware: Waiting for you
neocodeshedow: sure
neocodeshedow:
neocodeshedow: I am chating with him now
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---------------------- April 13, 2007 11:09 pm ----------------------
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neocodesoftware: Please tell me how it goes
neocodeshedow: Yes, i will
---------------------- April 13, 2007 11:16 pm ----------------------
neocodesoftware: Thx
neocodeshedow: neocodeshedow signed off at 1:37 am.
neocodeshedow: neocodeshedow signed on at 1:38 am.
---------------------- 1:40 am ----------------------
neocodesoftware: How was arvynn?
neocodeshedow: I feel he is Good!
neocodesoftware: Excellent
neocodesoftware: Thank you nancy
neocodeshedow: Yeah, we will continue tomorrow
neocodeshedow: today, we finish going through the lists you give to
me.
neocodesoftware: Wow fast
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neocodesoftware: Your email
neocodesoftware: Plus 1..16
neocodesoftware: ?
neocodesoftware: Your training plan
neocodesoftware: Jason
neocodesoftware: And ve?
neocodeshedow: Just go through the #1~ 16 list
neocodeshedow: not train him on time and billing
neocodesoftware: Tomorrow right?
neocodeshedow: tomorrow will train him on time and billing, VE usges
checking, Jason, Craigslist.
neocodesoftware: Excellent
neocodesoftware: Thank you
neocodeshedow: welcome :P
neocodeshedow: neocodeshedow signed off at 2:39 am.
neocodeshedow: neocodeshedow signed on at 8:14 pm.
neocodeshedow: neocodeshedow signed off at 8:29 pm.
neocodeshedow: neocodeshedow signed on at 11:06 pm.
---------------------- 11:13 pm ----------------------
neocodeshedow: Hi
---------------------- 11:16 pm ----------------------
neocodeshedow: Arvin Jun Lanciola: hi nancy
neocodeshedow: Arvin Jun Lanciola: I can't continue my work with
neocode...
neocodeshedow: Arvin Jun Lanciola: I think I can not handle to jobs with
my current project, my TL said that I also working in a mid shift
because our client is on US.
neocodeshedow: neocodeshedow signed off at 12:03 am.

Some story threads come together v2

Theme - nature is chaos and extinction and life after death
Culture / civis is order and preservation of life thru death - cain and
abel

The four families that control the world
Need a meltdown aka harvest
And they will hibernate until next harvest is ready
But the computer to precipitate harvest, and awaken them after harvest
ready becomes infected by 1 of 4 and then becomes self aware
Being self aware the computer looks to preserve itself and is
discovered
But its attempts to occupy the iraq militaries mainframe and us energy
mainframe and satellites are under attack
So the robot contacts a poor old military official and refinery owner
And makes him send his beautiful daughter to vancouver with the hidden
chip that spins straw into oil
But she meets the player making videos
The 4 families send their legions after the robot, which has control
over them
So to protect itself it causes
But their global warming plan is being thwarted
But their toxic poison plan is being thwarted

But the daughter has the chip in a hidden place in no one can find
Then in vancouver the legions see a video she made
There is a fantastic chase
Then the witches comes
One of their kind is gathering power
To light up
The sky

3 Dreams

Hunting

I am with, I am a, stone age hunters.
There is a hunter not from our clan who is attacking us. He attacks
without concern for his safety and strikes vicious blows against us. His
stone daggers are sharp and I am cut badly.
Pushed to the edge, our clan is unanimous [sic] in agreeing to defeat
him.
It is night when he attacks us next. He strikes and slashes one of the
hunters, and we are all after him. We circle around him, and we give to
him what he has given us.
"We spare your life, though you have not spared us. Here is food."
And he is happy to die.

Orca

Our clan is small. But not small enouigh for the food we can find. We
know of great clan that we will raid.

We are chased out and narrowly avoid being killed by spears, by jumping
in to the sea off a cliff.

In the sea an orca and I find each other. The orca carries me on its
back and races through the water. It is exhilirating.

Computer store

A couple months before christmas, in china town, my wife and I rent a
small (10" x 10") store front shop, and renovate it to look kind of like
a jewellery store. We use lots of varnished light coloured wood, and
strip lighting with spots.

We negotiate a deal on getting the leasehold improvements for free by
paying 6 months rent in advance.

We fill the story with expensive high quality computers and gadgets, and
well dressed chinese salesmen to sell them, and the store is packed.

Some story threads come together

The four families that control the world
Need a meltdown aka harvest
And they will hibernate until next harvest is ready
But their global warming plan is being thwarted
But their toxic poison plan is being thwarted
But the computer to awaken them after harvest ready becomes infected and
then becomes self aware
Being self aware the computer looks to preserve itself
But its attempt to occupy the chinese militaries mainframe is under
attack.
So the robot contacts a corrupt military official
And makes him send his daughter to vancouver with the hidden chip
But she meets the player making videos
The 4 families send their legions after the robot, which has control
over them
But the daughter has the chip in a hidden place in no one can find
Then in vancouver the legions see a video she made
There is a fantastic chase
Then the witches comes
One of their kind is gathering power
To light up
The sky

Invention 20070407.1 document v2

Imagine a laptop height dual layer multi format dvd burner
Now imagine underneath a 12 format memory card reader
Now imagine both of them sandwiched together in to fullsize cd form form
factor
plus usb
plus esata
Or
Just
2 drives in a single enclosure

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neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
www.neocodesoftware.com

Invention 20070407.1 document

Imagine a laptop height dual layer multi format dvd burner
Now imagine underneath a 12 format memory card reader
Now imagine both of them sandwiched together in to fullsize cd form form
factor
plus usb
plus esata

joshua paul, handlemaker
neo code software - 100,000 year old ideas for 100,000 year old
problems
604 638 0668 phone 604 638 0666 fax
288 - 425 carrall street vancouver bc v6b 6e3 canada
www.neocodesoftware.com

Its built cogagni is ready for kids and parents, now screening sd1 episodes

Its built cogagni is ready for kids and parents, now screening sd1
episodes

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Captcha gotcha Fw: [Demo Request] Bill

-----Original Message-----
From: Apache <apache@www2.neocodesoftware.com>
To: sales@neocodesoftware.com
Subject: [Demo Request] Bill
Date: Sat, 7 Apr 2007 17:05:54 -0700

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What we sell: d06234ae032ab681ec7f62524558b678
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Date for demo: Kerry
Time for demo: 15
Time zone: Alaska Standard Time (AKST)

Feminism is a kind of male chauvinism

Feminism is a kind of male chauvinism

Genderless humynkind is best. Does the "y" not bring attention to the
missing "a"? Or to the "y" chromosome?

Genderless people are best.

New androgynous clothes.
Single wash room facilities.

Segregated bathrooms are the root of all evil.

We are made of stars

We are made of stars
We survived the big bang
We survived the earths birth
We survived the asteroids and the comets
We survived the volcanoes and the earthquakes
We survived the anerobic environment
We survived in the oceans
We survived the move to the land
We survived africa
We survived the ice age and the stone age
We survived agriculture and the bronze age
We survived population booms and busts

We perfected hunting until there was nothing left to hunt
Then we moved and the earth got warmer
And we perfected agriculture until the soil was exhausted and salt
poisoned
Then we moved and we found petroleum
And now we are perfecting coal and oil
If we exhaust that resource and release the stored co2 where will we
move next?

Why won't the strategies that kept us alive for 2.8 million years keep
us alive for another 2.8 million?

Global warming we have survived before, and ice ages too.

So why are the thing we do today killing and poisoning our children in
ways that killing and poisoning our children in the past aren't the
same?

Exposure to toxins that never existed before.
There was lead before. And there was mercury.
But now we more in scale, in kind, and in scope.
We have co2 in atmosphere, hole in ozone, pcbs, ddt, napthalates, and
radioactivity.

Our evolution hasn't prepared us or the plants, fungi and animals we
depend to cope with that.

So I know my name is not Joshua, but Thomas, or Judas, or am I Paul
after all.

When I read Jesus saying not to worry about tomorrow, because tomorrow
will look after itself, the toxically or radioactively mutated make
me doubt it. But who am I not to have faith. Are we not already the
result of cataclysmic events?

And I also have been confused about Matthew 25-26, and what I thought
meant that God provides for us, which made me concerned about the many
mass extinctions in the earths past. How were the dinosaurs provided
for, aren't they as valuable as sparrows? But the message is different.
The message is worry won't add an hour to your life.

After so long its hard to move on from this story.

But without falsifiable proof what is a human to think?

Its an ineffable creator that gives humankind faculties that can't
locate God's existence.

All our senses are blind to God?