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Season 1 - draft King panda and the hungry dragons v10
Copyright 2006 jpaul
Goals
Inspire imaginations with fantastic tall tales of adventure and mystery
as picked by consumers
Teach english using In context help like sword in the stone as selected
by teachers and researchers
Teach environmental values using Introductions to real life heros caring
for the planet as selected by media writers and hosts
And tell everybody about king panda, capt eagle, capt polar bear, capt
orca, capt elephant, capt lion, capt salmon
Chapter 1
One morning king panda was relaxing before a nice roaring volcano in his
living room, eating his favorite butter toast and reading the newspaper
about stephen lewis leaving the united nations. The united nations is
the place where all the countries in the world get together to talk.
Stephen lewis was working with countries to help them keep their people
alive and healthy.
The sound of yelling and the banging of pots and pans gets his attention
as the master cook and the captain of guard come bursting in. King panda
hears their dispute and settles it fairly.
Then he heard a series cracks and the whole castle shakes like a
serious earthquake had come from the roof of the castle. A thud is a
loud noise.
He called his guards and Princess Jeannie and they all went up the to
roof.
Meanwhile - in emperor doodlewood bumps evil lair, emperor bump is
monologuing. A monologue is when one person speaks for a long time.
My Evil Minions (minions are people who have agreed to do what someone
else tells them to do), minions I have a foolproof plan to get the
fluffy Pillow of destruction from Princess Jeannie. Soon I will have
that fluffy pillow of destruction, and then I can complete my massive
and terrible weapon of fluffy destruction so I can control the whole
world.
My evil plan came to me while I was doing some research. I have been
reading naomi cambells, no naomi kleins book loglo, and the plan is to
brand my evil power. So from now on, all our things need to be stamped
with "emperor bump - total global domination - tgd.' We need the acronym
for brand recognition.
Chapter 2
On the roof of the castle they found a balloonist and his balloon. A
balloonist is someone who controls a large flying balloon with a large
basket underneath, just like a pilot who flies a plane.
The balloonist introduced himself - my name dodge roger and I have been
sent here as an ambassador of my country Mercah. (An ambassador is a
special kind of messenger that has special powers to make peace.)
We are under attack by the dragons. We have heard of your kingdom and
your ability to help others. I have brought you this dragon egg as a
present. Many of our people died to acquire it. Be careful when it
hatches and you will be safe.
King panda asks him how did you get here by yourself?
Dodge says, I didn't. There were 50 of us. But we lost Daryl's squadron
when we had to fight the dragons that followed us. Hannah's battle group
was lost when her ballon's got hit by mutltiple class 10 lightning
strikes and their balloons exploded as we crossed the ocean.
Christopher's acrobats got blown of course, and Melanie's carrier group
got shot down by ogres, trolls and goblins.
We all expected to die. No one had ever made it here before. We all
knew what we were getting into, but we had to try. Our country is dying.
Our people our dying. Our cities are sick. Our bodies are poisoned. It
was either die at home or die trying to get here.
Will you cross the treacherous ocean and risk your life to help us?
Chapter 3
So after deliberating a while king panda said he could help.
(Deliberating means taking plenty of time to make up your mind to know
which way is best.)
So he took Capt. Koala's regiment (a regiment is a large group of
soldiers), Princess Jeannie and her pillow of destruction, his magician
Noodlehead, plus he asked Neo and his poppa to come and bring his magic
carpet from the human world. He asked Sad Elephant his old advisor to
take care his kingdom while he was gone.
Once Neo and his poppa arrived everyone boarded the tall ships and
sailed for the balloonist's country Mercah.
At first the ocean was calm, but after several days, there was thunder,
and lightning, and rain. Lots and lots of rain.
Chapter 4
The ships rocked back and forth, and unfortunately during the storm,
several of king panda's soldiers was swept off the deck by a giant wave
almost as tall as the ship itself into the ocean never to be seen
again.
Finally, after sailing for several stormy weeks they arrived at the
country of Mercah.
After a weeks travel inland King panda meet the council of Mercah. They
had to meet underground because of an aerial bombardment. An aerial
bombardment is when your enemies are throwing lots of things at you).
But the lizards were stopped from destroying the city by dropping rocks
just in time because king panda's regiment of soldiers made shapes on
the ground to scare them away. The council asked about his plan, and
some of the council members didn't believe him but most agreed after
seeing his prowess.
The word prowess means he is good at what he does, in this case of
stopping the lizards from killing everyone.
Chapter 5
So king panda and the people of mercah built a pit and filled it with
food, and that night the flying lizards came and ate the food, and the
soldiers went up into the mountains and hid in the nests waiting for the
lizards to return. And when the flying lizards came back to their nests,
Neo and the flying carpet and a regiment of the balloonists caught the
flying lizards in a giant net, and the soldiers held the lizards while
the magicians tied them up with magic, and then king panda went and
talked to the king of the flying lizards.
The king of the flying lizards didn't want to share and king panda
showed him that they had to share by helping him realize how it felt
when other people hurt you, and that they could work with the people of
mercah, and that the people could feed them if they could bring the
people gold nuggets from the moutains.
Gold nuggests are small rocks of solid gold.
King panda says the dragon king
All things are meant to make a better version of themselves and then
die. No more is needed. Life is just one step ahead of extinction. The
wave of death trailing behind. And life's trick enabling it to perform
this is to eat the freshly fallen and / or eat the old and weak or the
young and weak. Death doesn't care who pays, the innocent or the guilty,
one or the other will pay. And no one will remember in a couple
generations. Why? Because we are built just long enough to last until
tomorrow and pass what we have learned to out children. Which we have
been able to do better than other species. We have evolved faster than
any other species measured by ecological foot print. We use more energy
than other species and we have lit up the globe.
So the question inevitably is - hasn't another species evolved to this
point before? Or our brains the first in hundreds of millions of years
to be able to destroy all life on the life? Or where the othere? Or are
our brains the result of a steady improvement over hundreds of millions
of years and setbacks?
Chapter 6
Everybody agreed, and eventually the flying lizards and the people
became friends and flew together hunting for gold nuggets to sell and
trade for food.
And king panda went back to his country with lots of presents.
The end.
Joshua Paul
http://joshuapaul.blogspot.com/
