Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The mystery of the software salesperson

Once upon a time, I had a software company that need customers

So I looked and looked and I hired a guy to sell software. He worked in
toronto and found lots of leads. But he wasn't used to deal with RFPs
and failed.

So I was depressed I had failed and decided I would never hire a
salesperson again.

But along can I came a guy that could sell anything over the phone. He
was always able to find himself work, but the people he hired for me
couldn't close like he could so they failed.

So I was depressed I had failed and decided I would never hire a
salesperson again.

But then a terrible thing happened. Our biggest customer asked for a
written RFP and I knew that though I try my best and learn a lot I
couldn't win because they had selected a winner already.

So I did my best - which wasn't that good and lost. And without that
contract I was going to be out a job. And I vowed I would win by finding
someone who could.

And I did. I remembered a guy who done a good writing a business plan. I
didn't get the deal but the plan was good.

I didn't get the deal but it was good. So not good enough.

So he is hired, through no fault of my own.

And here is now the troulbes I bring before you:
- an increase in 3 x of his salary
- not commission
- flexible hours - not 8hrs x 5 days
- scaring them away with big numbers

Monday, August 28, 2006

Be here with me

Come be here with me
Here where luxuries are nothing
Luxuries are to the worm
What works is to the hook
The hypnotism so complete
The spell so great
The work so hard
Doublethink so perfect
Cyborg already
Virtual human already
How can we feed everyone?
Synthetic phylums
Make your own passport
Do you hate tyranny and oppression?
Vote for democracy with your eyes
Vote with your ears
Vote with your feet
We can help other
And free ourselves
We know we are only as free as the disappeared
We know we are only as satisfied as the starving
We know we are only as well as the sick
We know we are only as safe as those at war
Take courage
We can do it again
Its why we are here
Its what are hearts pump for
Its what makes us breathe in and out
These millions of years
That we first came to this rock
Showered by the universe with light and water and air and organic
compounds
And our ancestors gave us their lives
May I be crushed and returned to dust in love as now as forever
Star after star
Galaxy after galaxy
Universe after universe
For ever and ever
Time without end

It goes likes - something like this - something just like this

I put an ad in craigslist
I need people to read my poems while I videotape them
I need people to write my poems while I videotape them
I need people to speak my poems while I videotape them

I need people to videotape me while I videotape them
I need people to videotape me reading my poems
I need people to videotape me writing my poems
I need people to videotape me speaking my poems

I need to edit the poems on top of the videos

I need to submit the videos to film festivals

It it is so simple

Saturday, August 26, 2006

the story

The story has a conflict and mystery
Looking into myself
I find two overwhelming responses to
My imagined present condition

==Ponce de Leon==
Ponce de Leon is a lord of war
Who seeks peace through battle
Who seeks glory
Who wants to burn everything down
And legitimize his murders to become dictator
Using fighting for freedom and justice as his shield

==Cort Scott==

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Tv review v1

Consume wisely

Hiptop +osupgrade +sdk +jscript +organizers +apps +htmlrender +webfind
-build -nofind +interface +website +keybd +-price +blog +selection +buy
+available -bluetooth +goodprimarydevice

Cooperative auto +book from hiptop +cars all over -some cars suck
+-sharing +web booking +cost +buy +available +good2ndcar

Oqo +build -speed -keybd +size -pen +design +apps +-heat +-noise
+mobility -nipple +mp3 +-price -available -+buy +good2ndpc -keybdlight

Skype phone +design +build +software -voip +price +buy -available
+good2ndphone

Pen +apps -sdk +design -wizard -papercost +saran +price -durability
-cartridgeholder -recognition +games +availability -selection
-closedpaper -consumespaper +pencil +goodreinforcement +improvewriting
+buy

Gamewave +familyfun +entertaining +design -build +-price(subsidize
console $50console $50games) -selection -sdk +dvdplayer -anime -website
+availability +interactivetv -tvtimw +good2nddvd -+buy

iPodAlarm +design +compatibilty -+price -availability -radio -remote
+good2ndcharger -+buy

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

You don't live here - but imagine you did

Do be an effective story teller I have to say to myself:
You don't live here - but imagine you did

Why?
Why live else where?
Is it better?
Is this place bad?

Or are the idea so good they need to be preserved forever?

I want to be entertained
Or distracted
Or discharged

Already centered and whole people
Are complete unto themselves
And are fountains of endless energy
That is not blocked as it is in me
Because my irrational requirements are not
Met
And so I need a story
Must tell a story

Friday, August 11, 2006

We are heaters, we are hearts, we are blood pumpers, we are meat, we are materiel, we are a heat sink

We are heaters, we are hearts, we are blood pumpers, we are meat, we are
materiel, we are heat sinks

Eat us
Carve our organs out of us
Break us
Bake us
Use us
Exploit us
Trade our babies for bags of food

Faster pulling energy out of the fabirc
So much faster can we spin

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Application publishing

Using vmware player
And vmdks
And terminal server and web
And wiki
And outlook
And fm

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

You are chosen

Remember you are chosen
I choose you
When I wake up
I could be anything
But I chose you

I could be anything
A bank robber, a killer, a thief
But I go to work
I could be anything that doesn't break any rules

I could go to work anyway I want
I could steal a car, or hijack a bus
But I don't

But I don't want to be this guy
Not so much anymore

I could be anyone, anything
But this guy I am now
Not him
I don't like him

What's to like?
I mean really, really like?
Is the guy I am now sweet?
Or kind?
Or compassionate?
Is he a good listener?
Or a good writer?
Or handsome?
Is he gracious?
Or good a making things?
Does he make other people laugh or feel good?

No.
Not really.

I am not even that good at telling the truth.

So I could make a fact list
I know this things that would make a difference
That I don't do
And I ignore

Could these be the cuts that are killing me?

I can see the irrational
the urge
The impulse
That first big bang
That called me into existance
Billions and billions and billions of years ago

The cuts
The subconscious list of things I know I could do but don't do that I
should do but don't

Like stop eating meat
Like work less
Like sing more
Like breathe deeper
Like smile all the time
Like give thanks for every moment
Like love and be loved
Like loving unconditionally without being loved in return
Like eating until full
Like doing work that feeds my soul
Like writing artist grant proposals for beg borrow buy
And going to sleep before 2am

Saturday, August 05, 2006

In front of myself I stand behind pulling and pushing

In front of myself I stand behind pulling and pushing

A paladdin?
A templar
I see myself
Geeky as ever
Clogs, shorts, dress shirt, phone on left hip, oqo on the right
I am standing in front of burning city
A flaming sword in my left hand
Sworn to poverty
Protecting the pilgrims on their to the holy land

I can hear the songs the bands are playing
I am so glad you are in the world
Roxanne
Everybody wants to rule world
And the walls came tumbling down (joshua fit the battle)

Folding space and time
I see the
Male and female
Egg and sperm
Wave and particle
Electron and proton
Universe and life

I have 30 seconds
In those 30 seconds
Horror
Fear
Passion
Death
Reconciliation
Salvation
Punishment
Betrayal
And all the deadly sins
Before the end of the world

Above all singing, playing and dancing
I got to see the sun
I got to know you
And know my mother and my father
And to know my son and my daughter
And to know all my senses
I built a company
I built a house
I buried my father
And committed every sin
Forgive me Abba

In front of myself I stand behind pulling and pushing

In front of myself I stand behind pulling and pushing

A paladdin?
A templar
I see myself
Geeky as ever
Clogs, shorts, dress shirt, phone on left hip, oqo on the right
I am standing in front of burning city
A flaming sword in my left hand
Sworn to poverty
Protecting the pilgrims on their to the holy land

I can hear the songs the bands are playing
I am so glad you are in the world
Roxanne
Everybody wants to rule world
And the walls came tumbling down (joshua fit the battle)

Folding space and time
I see the
Male and female
Egg and sperm
Wave and particle
Electron and proton
Universe and life

I have 30 seconds
In those 30 seconds
Horror
Fear
Passion
Death
Reconciliation
Salvation
Punishment
Betrayal
And all the deadly sins
Before the end of the world

In front of myself I stand behind pulling and pushing

In front of myself I stand behind pulling and pushing

A paladdin?
A templar
I see myself
Geeky as ever
Clogs, shorts, dress shirt, phone on left hip, oqo on the right
I am standing in front of burning city
A flaming sword in my left hand
Sworn to poverty
Protecting the pilgrims on their to the holy land

I can hear the songs the bands are playing
I am so glad you are in the world
Roxanne
Everybody wants to rule world
And the walls came tumbling down (joshua fit the battle)

Folding space and time
I see the
Male and female
Egg and sperm
Wave and particle
Electron and proton
Universe and life

I have 30 seconds
In those 30 seconds
Horror
Fear
Passion
Death
Reconciliation
Salvation
Punishment
Betrayal
And all the deadly sins
Before the end of the world

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

How to navigator :D

What are the steps?
1Agent
2Navigator
3Programmer
4Propheterious
5Handlemaker
6Firestarter
7Windmaker
8Cogagni
9Lover
0You

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Eml to exchange
Exchange to eml
Eml to wiki
Wiki to rdp
Rdp to fm

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