Sunday, January 21, 2007

Short story of a life

It was or it was not that there lived a king who was a were-monster.
That means that some times he would turn into a monster. Kind of like a
were-wolf but not a wolf.

His life was almost perfect and charming. He lived in a nice new castle
and had everything he wanted. Well almost everything.

What he wanted but did not have was happinees. Rumors had it that he
hadn't known happiness for so long that his unhappiness had spread over
the whole kingdom.

It was hard to find happiness when an evil monster was attacking people
and things in his kingdom.

For a long time he ignored the problem. Then he started looking into it
after there was a disaster, but he couldn't find the monster. It was a
mystery.

Until finally, one day he discovered the secret of the evil monster.
That evil monster was him.

Perhaps an evil witch or wizard has cast a spell on him when he had been
born. Or perhaps he had eaten an poison apple. But more likely - in fact
almost guaranteed to be the reason was that he had done something he
wasn't supposed to do and the spell had been cast on his as punishment.

Was he being punished because he had rescued the princess? No.

Was he being punished because he had married the princess and made her
his queen? No.

No - he was being punished because of something else.

Everyday when the king's children's teachers left the children became
monsters.

Why did they become monsters? Because they a monster's children.

What was the queen doing?

So the king decided to
- call the queen regularly to see what she was doing and log activities
- call the queen and children around 4pm and see what they were doing
- prepare activity kits the night before
- prepare schedule the night before for wife and kids

To break the spell the king the singing fairy and the dancing fairy and
the drawing pictures fairy and the telling stories fairy helped him
everyday, and on weekends the swimming fairy and the massage fairy and
the making pancakes fairy helped.

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

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Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

my love at first site

my love at first site

I fell in love with you the moment I saw you
But I wasn't just seeing you with my eyes
You have a force field around you
You radiate caring

Standing before you
I feel cared for in a special way
You are accepting me and affirming me
Growing and strengthening me
As a partner
As one

I can drop everything
And help you
And I can admit, protect you as I can
And of course
Give my life for you
Because
I love you
As I have always loved you
Since I knew you as eve
And you knew me as adam

You are darling to me in every way
Your voice
Your touch
Your thoughts
Your dream
Your shape
And above all
Your breath

It is a crushing mystery beyond all mysteries
That the universe
That the galaxy
That the solar system
That our planet
That our contininent
That our city
That our neighbourhood
Has produced you
At this time
At this place
Where I am
That I might be the tree falling in the forest
Hear me
I am for you

my name is jiangqingmiao



12:00:00 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: what kind of dream do you have?
12:01:19 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I like a job with innovation
12:01:19 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I want to be a engineer.
12:01:41 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: ok good
12:01:54 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: what projects have you done for fun?
12:01:58 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: on your own
12:03:01 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: or scientist
12:03:01 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I am working on a project
12:03:01 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: about the uers manager system.
12:03:39 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: user
12:03:54 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: i see
12:03:55 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I intend to implement it with the PHP
12:04:13 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: why do you pick php
12:04:28 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: not java
12:04:34 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: not python
12:05:10 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I have no choice.I just do as my teacher say.
12:05:29 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: got it
12:05:34 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: but how about you?
12:07:30 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I think i am good.
12:07:30 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: quick learning ability
12:07:47 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: how long did you study php?
12:08:38 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: serveral months.5-6
12:09:15 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: It is not very hard.
12:09:36 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: no
12:09:39 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: not hard
12:09:53 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: what chinese board game do you like?
12:10:57 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: gobang
12:11:13 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: how long does it take to learn?
12:11:18 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Do you heard about it?
12:11:28 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: no
12:11:32 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: i am telling you a story
12:11:42 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: how long does it take to learn gobang?
12:12:23 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: ten minutes
12:12:36 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: actually i know the game
12:12:44 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: how long does it take to be a master?
12:12:46 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: :D
12:13:13 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I guess that you are a chinese.
12:13:30 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: haha
12:13:39 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: lots of games are same
12:13:43 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: simple rules
12:13:48 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: but your whole life
12:13:52 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: you have to study
12:14:00 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: php
12:14:06 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: is like that
12:14:23 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: did you study pear?
12:14:29 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: or cakephp framework?
12:14:32 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: or mvc?
12:14:41 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: or smarty?
12:14:42 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I know
12:14:44 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I know MVC
12:14:49 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: ok
12:14:50 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: good
12:14:58 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: SMARTY
12:15:03 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: good
12:15:05 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: a template
12:15:16 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: nice
12:15:30 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: did you ever work in a restaurant?
12:16:03 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: No,i didn't
12:16:22 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: ok
12:16:28 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: for food
12:16:36 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: or software to be good for customer
12:16:40 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: it has to be fast
12:16:41 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: hot
12:16:43 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: quick
12:16:48 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: and not too expensive
12:16:50 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: but
12:16:59 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: it has to appear to luxurious
12:17:07 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: and expensive
12:17:20 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: why?
12:17:23 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: and the cook needs to make a lot
12:17:27 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: very quickly
12:18:24 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: The sanme as chinese eatery.
12:18:30 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: exactly
12:23:49 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: what's your favorite fairy tale as a child
12:24:04 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: perhaps you grandma or grandpa told you
12:25:33 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: you need to tell me a story
12:25:55 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: so i can see your english
12:29:58 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: haha
12:29:58 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Do you know what is mean?
12:29:58 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Sound of laugh.
12:31:49 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: yes
12:33:38 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: you don't have a favorite fairy tale?
12:33:49 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: your parents or grand parents never told you stories?
12:35:34 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: or you can give me some software spec
12:35:40 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: if you prefer something technical
12:35:59 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: A chinese word
12:35:59 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: sleeping?
12:35:59 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: They asked me to recite poem.
12:35:59 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: ancient poetry
12:35:59 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: ok
12:36:08 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: that is perfect!!!
12:37:05 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: what poem do you like?
12:39:59 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: when i was a boy
12:39:59 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: i like a girl
12:39:59 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: she is my neighbor
12:41:12 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: yes
12:41:18 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: and...
12:42:00 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: and i always played with her.
12:42:00 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: But one day,she disappered.
12:42:00 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: the story went to end.
12:42:00 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I got contact with her some years ago.
12:44:01 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: But she is not the gril in my dream.
12:44:01 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: so,we are good friends now.
12:44:01 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I asked that why she leave without inform me.but she refuse to answer this question
12:44:12 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: i see that
12:44:48 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: It is the biggest haze in my life time
12:44:48 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: ok?
12:44:48 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: The poem of libai
12:44:48 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: sushi
12:44:48 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: 白日依山尽,黄河入海流
12:44:53 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: C is the first language i learn.
12:44:55 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I think C is a very popular programming language.
12:45:43 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: what is the poem of libai
12:45:47 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: ?
12:47:10 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Because of Unix
12:47:10 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Linux
12:47:10 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Those system are mainly developed by C.
12:47:10 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Apache and MySql also programmed by C.
12:47:10 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: When i use PHP,I found its syntax very similar with C/C++
12:47:17 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: But i believe using PHP will get a faster developing speed.
12:51:11 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: because i found PHP programes are based on many different classes.
12:51:11 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: libai's poem is very very good.
12:51:11 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: have imagination
12:51:11 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: and earthliness.
12:51:17 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: technology or poem?
12:51:46 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: all is same
12:51:53 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: they are both magic
12:51:58 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: making the world out of words
12:53:03 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: nice mind
12:54:15 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I think technology is my job,and poem will be my fond.
12:55:41 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: are things in beijing getting more expensive yet?
12:57:16 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Technology make money
12:57:57 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I gone to here over one year ago.i am agree with you.
12:58:27 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: it won't get cheaper
12:58:39 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: even after 2008
12:58:44 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: it will get more expensive
12:59:25 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Of course.
12:59:28 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: do you ever study lao tzu?
12:59:46 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: in english we say lao tzu
12:59:54 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Parts of men become rich.They are not care.
12:59:58 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: technology makes money
1:00:05 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: but there are more people to feed
1:00:20 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: every year the hungry and the poor increase
1:00:49 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: technology cant keep up
1:01:42 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Learning
1:02:21 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: i love this:
1:02:22 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: The Way of the great learning involves manifesting virtue,
renovating the people, and abiding by the highest good. (...)
大學之道在明明德,在親民,在止於至善 (...)

The ancients who wished to illustrate illustrious virtue throughout the
kingdom, first ordered well their own States.
古之欲明明德於天下者,先治其國
Wishing to order well their States, they first regulated their families.
欲治其國者,先齊其家
Wishing to regulate their families, they first cultivated their persons.
欲齊其家者,先修齊身
Wishing to cultivate their persons, they first rectified their hearts.
欲修齊身者,先正其心
Wishing to rectify their hearts, they first sought to be sincere in their thoughts.
欲正其心者,先誠其意
Wishing to be sincere in their thoughts, they first extended to the utmost their knowledge.
欲誠其意者,先致其知
Such extension of knowledge lay in the investigation of things.
致知在格物

Things being investigated, knowledge became complete.
物格而後知至
Their knowledge being complete, their thoughts were sincere.
知至而後意誠
Their thoughts being sincere, their hearts were then rectified.
意誠而後心正
Their hearts being rectified, their persons were cultivated.
心正而後身修
Their persons being cultivated, their families were regulated.
身修而後家齊
Their families being regulated, their States were rightly governed.
家齊而後國治
Their States being rightly governed, the entire world was at peace.
國治而後天下平

From the Son of Heaven down to the mass of the people, all must
consider the cultivation of the person the root of everything besides. (...)
自天子以至於庶人,壹是皆以修身為本 (...)
1:04:01 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: laozi?
1:04:28 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: in english lao tzu
1:04:32 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: yes
1:05:25 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Wiki
1:06:11 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Web2.0
1:06:30 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: yeah
1:07:19 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I wrote a paper about Web2.0
1:08:18 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: such as Ajax
1:08:46 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: what ajax class do you use for php?
1:09:12 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I haven't use
1:10:16 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: just know the conception
1:10:18 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: so how much rmb can you earn per month?
1:10:20 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: and some principle
1:11:35 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I got 230 from university.
1:11:35 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: one month
1:11:50 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I am poor.
1:11:57 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: what job do you do there?
1:13:12 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: Study,sometimes do a part-time job.
1:13:44 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: ok
1:14:07 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: if you can work with my company
1:14:11 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: where can you work?
1:14:22 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: can you use the computer you are using now for work?
1:14:33 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: and the internet connection you are using now for work?
1:14:42 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: or do you need to go to an office to work?
1:15:38 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: You know,I am a graduate student.
1:16:25 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: I can do some research now.
1:17:45 AM
cogagni@hotmail.com: ok
1:17:52 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: research is good
1:17:55 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: :)
1:18:35 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: ok
1:18:40 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: i have to sleep now
1:18:43 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: it is 1.189am
1:18:46 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: 1.18am
1:18:51 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: i have to wake up early tomorrow
1:18:57 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: thank you for your time to chat with me
1:19:43 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: thank you
1:19:50 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: sorry to disturb you
1:19:53 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: also i need to know
1:20:02 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: how much you need per month for 3 days per week
1:20:20 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: i prefer to work on an office.
1:20:43 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: ok
1:20:47 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: that is not a problem
1:21:14 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: 4 months
1:21:41 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: ok
1:21:47 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: we have an office
1:21:51 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: in beijing
1:21:57 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: after i pass your test
1:22:01 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: :D
1:22:05 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: where?
1:23:15 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: i can tell you later
1:23:19 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: i am home now
1:23:24 AM jqmiao@hotmail.com: 威通伟业?
1:23:35 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: i don't have the address here
1:23:55 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: talk to you later
1:23:57 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: good night
1:23:58 AM cogagni@hotmail.com: :D


Friday, January 12, 2007

Organism: Pre and Harrison hot spring trip ideas

#1 build things that can be (mass) marketed easily, easy to package and
explain and sell and buy

Example - emergency computer support for hotel users.
Market:
Tent card
Hotel tv channel
Printed guest services Directory
Default proxy gateway Website

#2 build package that can be telemarketed easily from ekaterina
prospectsolutions, re wsi stratgegy

Example - wsi calls and offers to do free analysis of selected company
website - they select companies of a certain size and value

New example - Neo code calls right sized companies and offers to free
analysis for order processing, like we did for portables

New example - Neo code call right sized companies and offers to do free
analysis of in house developed software, like we did for portables

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

I know my video mag and iu know how to kmake it

I know my video mag and iu know how to kmake it

Keynote
Imovie
Ishowu
Snapzpro
King panda
Fix your box
Sing
Tell
Dnace

Joshua Paul
Neo Code Software
604 638 0668 ph, 604 638 0666 fx
#288 - 425 Carrall St., Vancouver, BC V6B 6E3, Canada
http://www.neocodesoftware.com/

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Standup comedy: Naughty newspaper jan 6 3.03am

Couple has 9 year old daughter. That can't situp. Has limited brain
function. They are going to do hormone treatment to keep her small. They
call her their pillow angel. They are doing surgery to keep her smallby
removing uterus and breat tissue.
Make that funny.

Government in nunavut claims polar bears population has grown from
12,000 to 15,000. Its ok to continue hunt and collect $20k per bear and
that southerners don't know how to count. Bears are healthy not
endangered.
Make that funny.

MPs bodies riddled with toxins.
Make that funny.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Like every time

Soundtrack "paul oakenfield - stary eyed surprise"
And "warren g and snoop dogg - you never know"
Videos from youtube "brazil - sexy models & hirls - daniela cicarelli"
And "brazilian models 2"

And sending to elance for freelance...

Sweet
Sweet and low
Swing low
Angels coming
Coming for me
Swing low

Mom and dad
I forgive you
Daughter and son
Forgive me

Of course
I am guilty
Yeah
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I will no evil

Everywhere
Children
The cupboards are bare
We have eaten everything already
The oil wells are dry

Angels sing
And angels sigh
Stop call heaven
An angel is loose
Sign in to youtube to see the over 18 content
And dance and sign along
Don't we all live in brazil

I can sing
I can write
I can cry
I can invent
I can pay
For china, for brazil
Just not here

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Angel's and noodlehead's neon night kitchen take 2

Today there are salad bars in the malls, where you can take a plastic
container and put fresh fruit and veggies and sauces and pay by the 100
gram.

In the night kitchen, angel and noodlehead have added microwaves and
more toppings and sauces

Or big loaves of bread instead of rolls

There is no meat or cheese
All the veggies and fruit are raw and prewashed
There are packaged noodles and tofu