Saturday, January 06, 2007

Standup comedy: Naughty newspaper jan 6 3.03am

Couple has 9 year old daughter. That can't situp. Has limited brain
function. They are going to do hormone treatment to keep her small. They
call her their pillow angel. They are doing surgery to keep her smallby
removing uterus and breat tissue.
Make that funny.

Government in nunavut claims polar bears population has grown from
12,000 to 15,000. Its ok to continue hunt and collect $20k per bear and
that southerners don't know how to count. Bears are healthy not
endangered.
Make that funny.

MPs bodies riddled with toxins.
Make that funny.

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