Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Emperor bump and noodlehead - go to china

eb = emperor bump is like a con, a fast eddy, dr frankenstein, dr
strangelove. Speaks like death, darth vader, and grim, BUT WITH
AMBITION. Eb wants to rule the world. He wants dominion. He wants to
save thie world and keep it safe in his kingdom, but his ideas consume
lots of energy, are overly complicated and have unpredictable unintended
consequences.
nh = noodlehead is like charlie chaplin, jackie chan and forrest. Speaks
like a monster truck announcer, a game show announcer, and a fm dj. He
wants do no harm and make incremental changes. He wants to spread the
risk across many people to make a stronger system.

Eb - noodlehead - you won't be able stop me this time. My legions have
successfully fooled your spy satellites, and have drilling rigs in new
locations in the amazon, the arctic and the antartic. Soon our oil
production levels will double and then triple, and the worlds people
will rise out of poverty because of the energy I have unleashed. The
whole earth will shine with energy.

Nh - it would truly be a miracle if you were able to pump oil - since we
faked all the exploration company data for those locations.

Eb = fool! Imbecile! What have you done! Children will die without that
oil.

Nh - I will not let you risk the remaining species on the planet on a
gamble. You have already committed specicied hundreds of times.

Eb - you don't understand. The ice age is coming after the heat wave. We
need the fuel to survive. I am building biospheres.

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