Friday, November 09, 2007

Emperor bump, noodlehead and pirate panda

"The gang wars in vancouver are attracting too much attention. Some
people are asking for the port police to be reinstated - which would be
a major setup to my world domination plans," said emperor bump.

"Not as much as set back as legalizing it would," said noodlehead.

"True. Call the PR firms, and have them create press releases and
contact university criminology professors to deflect the increasing,"
said bump.

Noodlehead took out his phone and began dialing. Emperor bump, took his
own phone and checked the appointments just as someone started knocking
- just in time.

Pirate panda entered and bowed.

"Pirate panda go to vancouver and bring peace quickly. I want you to
take at least 1 of my best legion's. I want it done quickly and
quietly."

"What do you want left?" said pirate panda.

"Remove the middle from all factions - I want the bosses officers all
removed. Leave the generals to worry about the soldiers loyalty,"
emperor bump smiled.

"We won't leave the bosses with a single a officer. They will be
helpless," pirate panda.

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