Sunday, February 03, 2008

Kiss Eat Die

Kiss Eat Die

"And I held these words so close to my chest"

(Evening, farm house, free range organic chicken ranch, washing dishes)
Allan: the next crop of chickens will be ready in a couple days, lets
take a break and go on a vacation.
Ellen: but the kids are in school allan. We've talked about this.
Allan: i am talking about spring break. We will have the money from
those 10,000 chickens. Lets go to mexico.
Ellen: we can't spend that money allan. We have to make a loan payment,
the property tax is coming, and income tax is due as well.
Allan: come on Ellen, we need to live
Ellen: sssh, you are going to wake up the kids

(French restaurant kitchen, chefs are prep'ing frozen chicken breasts
from boxes)
Francois: can you tell any difference?
Jules: you mean from the staff after changing the menu?
Francois: no - the chicken
Jules: of course - colour is yellower - and the flesh is firmer
Francois: I just hope its worth it
Jules: don't worry mon ami,
Francois: what if its too expsensive?
Jules: don't worry - we didn't order too much, we can always change back
- we will serve what ever people want

(Trade show in paris at weapons show)
Greg: the range on this isn't as good as the newer ones, but for the
same price you can get 8 of these
Mr. Brown: our neighbours don't have the newer ones yet - so we should
be good with these
Greg: are these for this years budget, or next years?
Mr. Brown: we haven't decided how many fighters to equip, but we have
equip at least 30. That's double what our neighbour has.
Greg: I understand
Mr. Brown: good weapons make good neighbours

(Doctors office, doctor and husband and wife)
Dr. Anna: I am not good at this part, despite practice. Your foetus has
fetal alcohol syndrome.
John: oh.
Mary: you sure?
John: are you positive? Can you test again?
Dr. Anna: positive. There is nothing we haven't tried.
John: what can we do?
Mary: john...
Dr. Anna: there are only 2 choices john.
Mary: carry the baby to term or...
John: not... I see.

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